The Random Club!

[Rai]

my mommy gave me a nickel
she told me to buy a pickle
but I didn't buy a pickle
instead I brought bubble gum!
Baroomba baroomba Bubble Gum
Baroomba baroomba bubble Gum

 

[Amy-chan]

If you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it LOUD!!! If you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it LOUD!!! Knives! Knives, peoples! *faints*

 

[Nintendo freak]

Me... must..... join.... and then... commit..... KAMAKAZE!!! *runs over to the above poster holding a time bomb* 5.... 4..... 3..... 2..... 1.... Here comes the boom! Yay! *dies*

 

[Amy-chan]

W00t! We're dead! Yippee!

...now what?

 

[Rai]

Hel-Hello? Can you hear me now? What?! Oh really?! Wait...what? I can't hear you-Hello? HELLO? What? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

take those earplugs out that may help XD​

 

[Nintendo freak]

And... here comes the pitch! *throws a muffin at Pok?-Munna* I think I'm gonna be sick.... *barfs and a squid comes out and kills everybody*

 

[Amy-chan]

Erm... where am I?

Penguin: Only you can save us now!
Seagull: The truth shall be revealed!
*elevator music plays in background*

 

[Nintendo freak]

hgzodxfydixybc;mm vghidxhydfio; hbnifgcbhcfo sxytkdighno9dl gyiufdlghy i'mnotspamming hgkdbnhk i'mjustbeingrandom hngklvxhilnghixh waithere'snodifference hnvkijlzfdzohvlihnodlzxh ohwell

 

[Amy-chan]

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Canana Phone!

 

[Rai]

NOOOOOOO! If I hear the word "banana phone" one more time I will go insane and destroy this pitiful planet!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nintendo freak]

Banana phone!

Badger badger badger badger badger badger Mushroom, mushroom!

Oh noes! They've gone mad!

 

[~tang~]

you know I'm not really your father. but I would like to join with all the randomness and business...

RAI! Who gave you permission to turn into an alsation?

 

[Rhykasho]

de liv uv a bununu iz stungz, yez iz itt..........yez O_o

 

[Rai]

RAI! Who gave you permission to turn into an alsation?

You did, don't you remember? *snort* You have such a bad memory

 

[Amy-chan]

^_^ Kill them all, my pet.

*giant chipmunk slowly appears out of the shadows*

 

[Rai]

Tiny! Long time no see! *gives the chipmunk a high five*

 

[Amy-chan]

Tiny:... *rides off on an elephant and Six Flags music plays*

 

[Rai]

Wait! You forgot your bus and Looney Toon fwends! *runs after elephant*

 

[Amy-chan]

*several characters with oversized heads chase elephant down and knock it over* Wait a minute... something's missing here... *bus rams elephant from behind* Oh, there it is.