The Random Club!

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NUU!!!!! MOMMY, I DON'T WANNA! *carried away on the arms of big-headed characters as overly catchy music plays*
 
Noooo! It is too late for me. Save yourself! *carted away to teh Gloomy Galleon* Aliteration...
 
No, I'm afraid it's actually the Fun Forest(yet another piece of aliteration)! Even worse! They have TRAMPOLINES there! And cookies and ice cream and video games... *shivers*
 
Help me! The spindas are after me again!!! Um... so what random stuff are you two talking about now?
 
*get eaten by a gaint sock*...........that makes it 35 times today O_O;;
 
*Colo. version of Miror B. music plays* Weeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!! And now, to the '90s! *XD version of Miror B. music plays* nghiuslgeislfgbnydfislhbgbnollibbertygibbetv nzi ghidzhglnhgildhnlidfhlohbflibbertygibbethkvnsdfghlhobonbgkdzhnglkgbhlgorrilla
 
Stellar: ******-slaps Shinn* Shinn! Are you trying to cheat on me with that whore Asuka?!
Shinji: ******-slaps Asuka* Asuka! Are you trying to cheat on me with that asshole Shinn?!
Lunamaria: ******-slaps Shinn* Shinn! Are you trying to cheat on me with those whores Asuka and Stellar?!
Stellar: ******-slaps Lunamaria* Shinn's my man, *****!
Lunamaria: *kicks Stellar* You never had him in the first place, *****! Shinn's mine!
Stellar: *pulls Lunamaria's hair* No, Shinn's MINE!!!
Lunamaria: *pinches Stellar's nipples* He's MY man, not yours!
Shinn: *punches Shinji* Idiot! Asuka wasn't using me to cheat on you!
Shinji: *kicks Shinn* Don't call me an idiot, idiot!
Shinn: *bites Shinji* Don't call ME an idiot, idiot!
Asuka: Here we go again...
*Shinn, Shinji, Stellar, and Lunamaria begin fighting*
 
so anyway, I says to the guy: "OH NO! I've splintered my pancreas!!!!!!" at which he promptly spontaneously combusted, leaving nothing but a steaming pile of.. WATERMELON!

oo ee oo ah ah, ting tang... and so forth and so on. TANG TANG TANG
 
*fire alarm sounds* Squaaaaah! *pokes his eye with a diskette* Owaaaaa! *toy car falls off desk and hits floor*

*planet Explodes as a consequence* o.o
 
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