Stellar: ******-slaps Shinn* Shinn! Are you trying to cheat on me with that whore Asuka?!
Shinji: ******-slaps Asuka* Asuka! Are you trying to cheat on me with that asshole Shinn?!
Lunamaria: ******-slaps Shinn* Shinn! Are you trying to cheat on me with those whores Asuka and Stellar?!
Stellar: ******-slaps Lunamaria* Shinn's my man, *****!
Lunamaria: *kicks Stellar* You never had him in the first place, *****! Shinn's mine!
Stellar: *pulls Lunamaria's hair* No, Shinn's MINE!!!
Lunamaria: *pinches Stellar's nipples* He's MY man, not yours!
Shinn: *punches Shinji* Idiot! Asuka wasn't using me to cheat on you!
Shinji: *kicks Shinn* Don't call me an idiot, idiot!
Shinn: *bites Shinji* Don't call ME an idiot, idiot!
Asuka: Here we go again...
*Shinn, Shinji, Stellar, and Lunamaria begin fighting*