The Random Club!

[Jack O'Neill]

Lunamaria: You want some of this, *****?! *punches Stellar*
Stellar: Thank you, ma'am! May I have another?! *kicks Lunamaria*
Lunamaria: *pulls Stellar's hair* Have as much as you want, *****!
Shinji: *kicks Shinn* Patchworker!
Shinn: *growls* Nobody...calls...me...a...PATCHWORKER!!! *tackles Shinji and beats him to death with a Lacus Clyne doll*
Rei: Oh my God! He killed Shinji!
Asuka: You bastard! *takes out a Beretta M9*
Lunamaria: *stops pulling Stellar's hair* You wanna duel, *****?! Well, bring it! *takes out a Fabrique Nationale Five-seveN*
Stellar: *takes out an H&K USP .45 Tactical*
Rei: *takes out a GLOCK 17*
Shinn: Eep. *hides*
*Lunamaria and Stellar start shooting at Rei and Asuka*

 

[Rai]

Yay....ALLITERATION!!!!! Dreampt dreaming dreams dreamily O.o;

 

[~tang~]

so yesterday I eating my own foot, and this turky with an I <3 NY t-shirt on comes up to me and we get into this breakdance fight. I knee him in the groin and his eyes fall out. So i'm left saying "so what about this airline food?", and he's started his own taco stand selling giant squids! "what a dirty little bastard!" says I, and bowled a bowling ball at him. "shazaam!" he squeeled and fell to pieces... what a man...turkey... GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE chips GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE nasal hair GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE kilt GOBBLE GOBBLE sushi face head GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE gobble, et cetera

 

[Rhykasho]

Is it a bird, is it a sandwhich.............NO, ITS A MUNKEY *1000's of munkeys fall ontop of me-ness o.o*
A bit of iron and lettuce for tea today O_O

 

[Rai]

Yay! Garlic and onion chips...wait what??

 

[Linoone]

LORDY!, It's jatustufnuiggnsuigrbgisggbiubjiisuhfdugfdj time!!!!ZOMGlolololololol!OH!, LORDY!!*faints*

 

[Rhykasho]

Not here, try another castle please o.o
:bandit: :D :( :dead: ;) :\ :rambo:

 

[~tang~]

did you get the number of that donkey cart?

 

[Jack O'Neill]

*Lunamaria and Stellar are shooting at Rei and Asuka*
Lunamaria: *shoots Rei in the head* BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Stellar: *tosses aside her USP* I'm out of ammo!
Asuka: *tosses aside her Beretta* I'm out too!
*Stellar and Asuka go for Rei's dropped GLOCK at the same time*
Stellar: *grabs the GLOCK* It's mine now, *****!
Asuka: *tries to take it away from Stellar* No, it's mine!
Stellar: *pistol-whips Asuka* Mine!

 

[Rhykasho]

did you get the number of that donkey cart?

Not really, but it says here that something happened and then blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah YOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!111

 

[Lightning Scott]

CAN I JOIN.
I will give every one a free giant cookie *GIVES EVERY ONE A GIANT COOKIE*

 

[Nintendo freak]

*smashes cookie on a turtle* Die you stupid turtle! Now to go beat up a turnip.

 

[Charizard_Fire_God]

Almialmialmifhjybgdjrhbfghk BOOOOM!!!

J00've just had a horrible reading experience. XP *goes blind*

 

[~tang~]

Ah! My eyes! My beautiful eyeS!!!!! Oh well... *sees elf run past window* hey, you get back in your box!!! *chases after it*

 

[Rhykasho]

Almialmialmifhjybgdjrhbfghk BOOOOM!!!

J00've just had a horrible reading experience. XP *goes blind*

Wait a sec, arnt u public st00pid enemy no 1???? *blows himself up with a piece of paper* o.o

 

[Charizard_Fire_God]

Teacher? May I be excused for tha Rest of tha day? Tch, cause I've got Geostigma. ;_;

 

[Rhykasho]

No u cant, now write out "I like curry" 1000 times or you'll blow up O_o

 

[Linoone]

DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTENT MISTER DEAYOURA???, there is no chice, join me or your aunt jemima's pancakes will pay the njgbsfigbvskjgfbkjvkjfgvjksbnvkrnvkjfvbrsjv priceLOLOLOLOL!*faints*

 

[Rai]

My mouse just ate your cat again O.o;;;;

 

[~tang~]

What? that mouse doesn't love you! We're runnning away to vegas to get married!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!