The Red Button [Pokemon Edition]

You suddenly feel a weird sensation...and you white out!
When you wake up, you are holding a strange orb. As you get up, you notice that you are in some sort of dry cave. Looking ahead, you see a statue of a legendary pokemon. Your orb starts glowing and that statue awakens...and slowly comes towards you! Luckily, I swoop in on my Dragonite and save you.

DARKPOKEBALL: Twas no problem. Right, Chainsaw? Chainsaw?
*in anther place*
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: It's a red button. And I'm pushing it.
*slamming fingers on red button*
 
But suddenly, a swarm of cat Pokemon attacks you. And of course, i'm their leader! While a group of Skitty pulls out your hair, some Glameow destroy your clothes. And then....the Meowth. They outnumber your Chainsaw Meowth, and then....they all evolve. You now have a group of Delcatty on your head, some Purugly are killing you....and the Persian destroy your Meowth. And i use some of your bones to push the button.
 
A Bisharp appears behind you, stealth assassin style, and impales your torso from behind with its sword.

*smacks red button with a hammer*
 
The hammer hits you back! But how could that happen...? Oh, it's you, Alakazam. You always freak me out.

Let's move, Ludicolo!

We tap dance on the button until the night, yeah...
 
Your body lights itself on fire, and you scream...a Blastoise comes to put you out, but is distracted by a red button.

*Blastoise touches red button*
 
team Rocket hides my badges in your badge shop.

POLICE: I see! Stealing badges from trainers, then selling them off, claiming you made them? You are in big trouble, mister!

I retrieve Chainsaw Meowth and flee from Team Rocket grunts galore...as I run, I just so happen to...

*steps on red button*
 
The Red Button pops back up...while you were standing on it! There's a big sea nearby the button and you drown there. Alakazam, did you do that?
Alakazam: Yes. (through telepathy)
Me: That's a nice trick.
*pushes red button*
 
A Rayquaza then swoops in and grabs you. It flies high up into the atmosphere, getting higher and higher until eventually, you explode from the pressure differentials.

*Throws a PokeBall at the red button*
 
You suddenly feel a strange tingling and black out. While you are blacked out, you dream you are taking a survey.
When you wake up, you are a Pokemon!
You end up joining a Mystery Dungeon team and have this epic adventure...until one day. After fulfilling your purpose, you are sent back to the mortal realm, leaving your friends. Your partner is heartbroken. Your team is devestated. As you wake up, you wish you could that pokemon once more and say goodbye at least...but then Chainsaw Meowth ties you up and throws you into the ocean.

*Chainsaw Meowth presses red button*
 
You were frozen by a Beartic.

*clicks on red button*
 
Hikari10 said:
Chainsaw Meowth gets defeated by a cute Oshawott.

*pushes that red button*
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Excuse me? Chainsaw Meowth could easily cream your li'l cute Oshwott! it must have been an illusion by a Zoroark...the same Zorark that ate Miju-Kun after he/she pressed the red button!

*tries to make Zoroark upchuck Miju-Kun...to no avail.*

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: The red button...must...press...it

*Chainsaw Meowth presses red button*
 
darkpokeball said:
Excuse me? Chainsaw Meowth could easily cream your li'l cute Oshwott! it must have been an illusion by a Zoroark...the same Zorark that ate Miju-Kun after he/she pressed the red button!

*tries to make Zoroark upchuck Miju-Kun...to no avail.*

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: The red button...must...press...it

*Chainsaw Meowth presses red button*
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Along comes a Gothitelle that has frisked you and saw *OMG, are those confidential files showing that Team Rocket wants to kill weak Trainers?*.

*pushes that red button*
 
You break the red button! This causes a bunch of hidden holes in the wall to open, dropping out hundreds of pokemon such as koffing and voltorb, and you know what they all have in common? The only move the know is explosion, and they're all quite angry.

*Finds new red button to press!*
 
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