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ultradarkrai

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    duff beer for me duff beer for you ill have a duff you have one too

    welcome to the simpsons fan club discuss the simpsons whats your favirout line mine is

    wanna change your name to homer junior? The Kids can call you ho-ju

    from marge vs the monorail hilarious i love it
     
    Can you say 'spider-pig' ? :P
    Haha. I saw the movie a couple weeks ago. It was pretty good. Not as good as the old stuff, but better than most of the episodes nowadays. It's still a pretty good show
     
    i have two funny lines:

    Homer: Whacha? Spilled milk? *wails and cries* all over the floor.....

    Homer: i have 3 kids and no money, why cant i have no kids and 3 money?

    and not forgetting this one about the Monorail:

    Marge: Homer! i think there's a man who can help you!
    Homer: Batman?
    Marge: No, he's a scientist.
    Homer: Batman's a scientist.
    Marge: Its not Batman!
     
    'I call the big one bitey!'
    'Don't eat me! I have a wife and children! Eat them!'
     
    Skii said:
    "He's not spider-pig anymore he's Harry Plopper"

    Caant remember most other lines.

    What a show!

    Anyone got the game?
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    I only have "The Simpsons Game" for DS.
    "Да ты что, он же Гарри Поттер!!!" - Yeah that line always make me laugh too... Except it's English to German, to Russian (worst combo EVER!)
     
    not forgetting the Simpsons Movie:

    Homer: (holding hammer) steady..... steady..... (claw end in eye) OW!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!

    the best bit ever!
     
    It depends what is in the episode. I like the episodes with good humour, jokes that you don't get when you're ten years old but get later on, and episodes that aren't just full of Homer drooling over food or strangling Bart, because that isn't funny. I didn't like the movie that much either, but some episodes are really great.
     
    Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

    Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
     
    Yay, Post #100 for me!

    Then he does that steady part with Bart -
    Homer: Steady... steady...
    (Roof breaks)
    (Homer falls/screams)
    Bart: Ah ha ha ha!

    Another one of Lionel Hutz's jokes

    Judge: Lionel Hutz, where are your pants???
    Hutz: Say wha-???

    Thousands of bloopers, even in the games.

    Episode 14 from the Simpsons game:
    (Homer puts beer in the CD drive and gets his family into some place)
    Marge: Where are we?
    Lisa: We're in the Game Engine. If we are a video game, then this is where we were created.
    Homer: That's ridiculous. I'm not a video game character. I'm a real live person with dreams and feelings.
    (falls down)
    (goes back up after transforming)
    Homer: De- all right, fine. I'm a video game guy.
    Marge: Now can I ask a question? If this is a video game, then where do we put the quarters?
    (some nerd rises up on a platform)
    (everybody, but him, gasp)
    Homer: Oh my god, it's a nerd!
    Guy: That's right. The nerdiest nerd in the computerverse. (maniacly laughs)
    (pause)
    Lisa: Dad, that's Will Wright, designer of Sim City and The Sims.
    Will: Don't forget my biggest flupp, Sim Sandwich. It's failiure made me mad! MAD! That's why I live here now, finding a home for old video games no one plays anymore.
    (Escape from Krusty Isand games move on a conveyor belt)
    (to see the complete movie click here.
     
    Bart performing as a comedian at the Burlesque House:
    "Adam and Eve must've been the first book-keepers, they invented the loose-leaf system"
    *Everyone Laughs*
    to self: "haha, if there's a bad book-keeping joke, I haven't heard it"

    That isn't even close to being one of my favourites, but for some reason it came into my head first :}
     
    thought of another good one:
    *Homer, sleeping next to his pile of sugar*
    (said while sleeping, in a foreign accent:,)
    "In America, first we get the sugar, then we get the power, then we get the women."
     
    The "No TV and no beer makes Homer go crazy" scene in Treehouse of Horror makes me laugn every time I see it. That scene never gets old.

    Homer: So what do you think, Marge? I was thinking along the lines of "No TV and no beer make Homer..." something something.
    Marge: Go crazy?
    Homer: DONT MIND IF I DO! *spaz*
     
    DeanoDance said:
    The "No TV and no beer makes Homer go crazy" scene in Treehouse of Horror makes me laugn every time I see it. That scene never gets old.

    Homer: So what do you think, Marge? I was thinking along the lines of "No TV and no beer make Homer..." something something.
    Marge: Go crazy?
    Homer: DONT MIND IF I DO! *spaz*
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    How do you remember that stuff?
     
    DeanoDance said:
    The "No TV and no beer makes Homer go crazy" scene in Treehouse of Horror makes me laugn every time I see it. That scene never gets old.

    Homer: So what do you think, Marge? I was thinking along the lines of "No TV and no beer make Homer..." something something.
    Marge: Go crazy?
    Homer: DONT MIND IF I DO! *spaz*
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    haha! that's a classic!
    "Give me the bart marge, give me the bat bat BA'OOOO! Heh heh, scaredy cat." *Pulls face in mirror, screams at own reflection, and falls down stairs*
     
    On1 LiN|< said:
    thought of another good one:
    *Homer, sleeping next to his pile of sugar*
    (said while sleeping, in a foreign accent:,)
    "In America, first we get the sugar, then we get the power, then we get the women."
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    lol it is funny and its funny on that episode he says men stroke their beards thinking about what to be done with homer simpson
     
    My favorite quotes are:

    Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
    Mr. Burns: I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there's too many fat children.
    Barney: Jesus must be spinning in his grave!
    Bill Gates: I didn't get rich by signing checks.
    Apu: Thank you, steal again.
    Bart: I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.
    Homer: How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.
    Homer: Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.
     
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