The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done

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Stardust-Kumo said:
I might not consider this to be the stupidest thing I've done, but it's no doubt the lamest.....

I was talkin' and walkin' w/ my crush (omg). I was walking behind him and he was walking backwards, and we were talking. It was afterschool in the cafeteria area and the janitor had just hosed down the area, so it was very slippery. After awhile I got so caught up in the fact that I was talking to him that I slipped and flew into the air, landing flat on my back. Worst part is, I was wearing a skirt. *dies* And, he laughed. Meh, I'm so damn lame.

T_____T;
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lucky guy..

;D hehe i'd love if that happened <_<
 
LOL, some of these are really funny xD!!
Okay. A few stupid/embarassing moments for me....


I was about five-six years old, and was at church with my mother and my brother. (yay for rhymes~ : D) And every Sunday at church someone went up to pray. And so, my mum made me go up there with my brother, I spoke into the mic and my brother told me what to say. And he told me to say all this really weird stuff, not even "Amen" or anything XD! So at the end, like, all 500 people in the room started laughing at me. I wailed and ran over to my mum. But I was cute back then (wonder what happened to me DX) so I got away with it xP

Another time,

I was in sixth grade, on my p-- well, the monthly curse (for girls). I was in seventh period, and I had left my jacket in a friend's locker, upstairs.... so when passing period came along, you guessed it, I had blood in my pants. v.v;; I had to walk all the way up the stairs, get my jacket, tie it around my waist and sprint back down stairs to eighth hour. XD; Embarassing....


One of the most recent was probably what I did to my phone. So, back in December I had gotten a $200 dollar flip-phone camera-phone and it was uber. A few months later, it was lost for like, three weeks. I FINALLY found it, and stuck it in my jean's pocket so I was sure not to lose it again.

Those jeans got washed the next day.
Bye-bye phone. :/

^ my life is so exciting. [/sarcasm]
 
One of the first things that comes to my mind when I think about the stupid things I've done, has to be this, it happened earlier this year:

Me and my friends had just got back from a cinema in London, not sure what movie it was... but anyway, when we were ready to go back home, we said good bye to each other; the usual. I was walking home and I had a bag full of sweets and drinks that I got while I was out, I was trying to find my bottle of Dr. Pepper so I was looked at the bag and walking at the same time; I then came up to a road, I didn't hear any sounds of a car so I carried on walking quite slowly across the road, I heard some ringing sound and before I could look up to see what it was, a bike went straight into me.

It went straight into my left leg and it killed for a couple of hours, the biker said sorry and rode back off while I was limping back home. It was funny though, now that I look back on it. XD

Oh, and the next thing that comes to mind is when I got chased by a sheep. Long story...
 
More or less something stupid I've said.

Me and a bunch of my family members were at Texas Roadhouse and my Mimi was looking at this one picture. She said, "I wonder if thats LeBron James" because it was a picture of the back of a basketball player and his arm was covering his number. I was like "If you turn the picture around you can see the front of his jersey."

Mmmm. Probably the dumbest thing ever said.
 
Shinji_ said:
Umm I put on my sisters THONG (Please don't ask) I was trying to pretend I was superman I climbed a fence at full speed and my pants got stuck in the neddle and it ripped T_T
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lol now that's stupid, mostly the ones thats been posted sounds more embarrassing
 
I can't remember the stupidest cause I've done many stupid things in my life.
Here's one of em:
I was 4 then.Me and my mom were at my grandma's(R.I.P.) house.I offered her to come to our city for a change.She acepted my offer and said that she will go by bus ,I was confused.I pointed to another room and mum understood that I wanted to talk to her where my grandma woudn't hear us.
-Hey mom , now that think of it, she can't go because she can't leave her cow,I mean she loves her cow, she can't leave her all alone,-I said to my mom.
-She will bring her cow too,-said my mom and began to laugh.
I knew how a bus looks:
-But Mom,the cow won't fit in the bus!
Mum choke with laugher:
-We will find a big bus.
I approached my grandmother and shouted:
-Alright grandma!Let's go look for a big bus!
My words suprised grandma,she asked:
-Why a big bus?And why are you so happy,because I'm finnaly going to your flat ?
-Nah...I'm happy because the cow is coming too!-I said.
Man now that I think of how stupid I was back then...
 
ha! the most stupidist thing i have done would have 2 be when i tried 2 skateboard off the roof. i didnt quite land it but atleast i didnt get hurt.
 
Not the most stupid thing I'VE ever done, but my brother put on an orange bikini when he was at his girlfriend's house.
And he let us take piccies of him and send them to all of his friends 8D
And I have some, too. Blackmaaaaaail~ >:3
And then we gave two water balloons to him.... XDDD;;; Ah, good times.
 
This happened four days ago. Me and the rest of my family was on a trip to Gotland, an island in the Baltic. So, we're all sitting in the car, waiting for permission to drive aboard the ferry.
It's then that I realise, I've really got to go.

A gate is opened, used to let the vehicles from the last trip out. So I walk out of this area, enter a building and I find what I need, no problem so far. But when I'm done, I realise they've closed the gate, and only now I realise that the area is a restricted area, and it's enclosed with high fences and barbed wire.

I walk what feels like a mile, and when I find the open gate, which we drove through when we showed our tickets etc, I walk through it. The lady in the gatehouse says "You can't walk there!" in a very sulky voice. I said I had a ticket, but remembered that I left it in the car.
So I need to explain myself and she must've though I was some kind of a retard, "Did you exit a restricted area?!". But finally she finds me in the register and I can walk back to the carand the ferry. But when I stood there and explained myself, the vehicles started to drive aboard the ferry, so I hurried back only to find that my family was already aboard.

I phoned my dad and with him still on the phone, I talk to one of the crew members of the ferry that is giving instructions to the drivers. At first he says "You must walk aboard from the terminal, over there". I reply, "My ticket is in the car" and he points me to the crew leader, and all he says is "You are already in, so just walk aboard".

Phew. For more than a moment there, I thought I'd be spending the night on the streets of that town. I didn't have any money on me, and I was far away from home.
 
I done a really stupid thing once, i dont know why i did it, but i was at my dads making a cheese cracker, like you do xD, and i was really looking forward to eating it and......i chucked it over my shoulder and onto the floor :O, i didnt realise i did it until my dad said, "Ciaran, why did you just chuck your cheese cracker behind you?", i was like " Heh? omg, that's where it went!"

that is my true story of "The Flying CHEESE CRACKER!!"
 
This is my most embarrising moment, when I was in kindergarten, I didn't get enough sleep the night before my first day. Anyways, I got to school, fell asleep, started sleepwalking, and pissed my pants!
 
Most stupid thing I done. Slammed my finger in the car door twice, BY ACCIDENT, or maybe nearly drowned myself by leaping for a rocky section in a river, right into deep water when I can't swim.
 
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probably the time I tried to go off a bump with my bike, ouch .., so many people saw...
 
Well, I do stupid things all the time, and I can't think of something stupid I've recently done.
 
Okay:

I was at a snack stand with my friends and I wanted fries so I looked at the fries section of the menu which looked like this:

"Curly ; Spiced ; Cheese Fries"

And so I was ready to order and I was looking at it and I said, "Uh-hi; can I have some Curly Spiced Cheese Fries?" My friends lol'ed and fell to the ground laughing. It took me a minute to realize what I said.

XDDDDD
 
I torched my hand with my ping-pong cannon I made by accident. =/
 
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