Glitter Stain
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- Seen Jan 3, 2011
#20: Lucario
What's so fugly about it? Is it the fact that it's nastily overrated, horribly misproportioned, or just plain stupid? It could be the spike coming out from its breasts or its thunderous thighs. Maybe it's the disgustingly obnoxious pose. Maybe it's the awful design. Maybe we shouldn't blame Lucario. We should just blame Ken Sugimori for making him look so fugly.
#19: Deoxys
Here we go! This thing can't just be fugly on its own. It has to be fugly in four different forms. The fact that it looks like Mewtwo and Rotom-Heat had a child that got run over by a truck is bad enough. Why did our friend Ken have to draw this already disgusting creature to make it look like it's using the restroom? The tentacles for arms thing is been there done that material. I have a Tentacruel, thank you.
#18: Registeel
Good God, what is wrong with RSE? This thing looks like it came out of Steelix's ass. And what are those red dots? Never mind, I don't want to know. It has flagpoles for legs and wrapped up pieces of aluminum foil for fingers. Isn't that the cutest thing you've ever seen? No, it's the fugliest thing you've ever seen. Go wash out your eyes and never look at this horrible thing again.
#17: Latios
What is this thing? I think I've seen it in my toilet before. It could've been my trash can, though. I'm not sure. This thing is blessed to have such a beautiful sister, because he's pretty fugly himself. Why they even had to make so many legendaries is beyond me, but then to go and half-ass most of them is just stupid.
#16: Gliscor
This is the first example of how Ken can take a perfectly cute and innocent Pokemon like Gligar and make it evolve into something fugly and horrible. This thing is terribly misproportion. Its tail is five times the size of its anorexic abdomen. The claws look like a dead, fugly Trapinch, and there's something protruding form Gliscor's breasts.
#15: Relicanth
Why would anyone draw anything like this. It looks like the Earth had to use the restroom, and this is the result. Patches of dirt brown and "waste" brown all over the body don't help at all. Its face makes it look like Professor Oak. Oh, why would I say that? Oak isn't nearly as fugly as this disgusting abomination.
#14: Luxray
Pretty fugly if you ask me. That hair style was never "in", and the day it is "in" is the day I'm "out". I can't even tell what it is... It can tell it's some sort of cat, but no cats are this fugly.
#13: Staraptor
Just give Pidgeot better stats and a pointy head, and you've got Staraptor. The piece of hair at the top is the fugliest aspect. Why on Earth was that included? Cut it off, and Staraptor doesn't even make the Top 30 fugliest Pokemon.
#12: Skuntank
Only moderately fugly compared to the monstrosities that lie ahead. If it weren't already nasty, gross, and fugly, its tail has to be covering its entire body. That's not sexy, Ken!
#11: Wormadam
I love the Bug type and all, but this is just disgusting. Where did this come from? I think all of them are wearing the Trash Cloak, and not just the Steel type one. They're all pieces of garbage! Plus, the nose, head, "ears", and body all look like they came from completely different places. This isn't a Pokemon, it's just an assortment of random trash.
#10: Happiny
I didn't think there was such a thing as an ugly baby. Apparently there is. This thing is so fugly. Chansey and Blissey, being so beautiful, are ashamed that their offspring can really be so horribly unbearable to look at.
#9: Gulpin
Swalot's not so bad. Gulpin, on the other hand, is painstakingly fugly. That "leaf" on its head is just a mere distraction from how fugly it truly is. Its lip position is terrible. Ken Sugimori fails at drawing blobs, which is pretty pathetic.
#8: Mesprit
Now we're getting into the Fugly Elite. Whatever those things are on its head have got to go. The big, oddly-shaped gem on its head doesn't help either. If that weren't enough, Ken had to get a little full of himself and slap on two paper-thin tails to Mesprit's ass.
#7: Dusknoir
Why must this thing look like it has two faces. The face on its stomach is actually quite bearable. It's the actual face that I have a problem with. Why does it need those flaps coming out of it? Fat arms, fat face, fat body, fat pose, terrible artwork.
#6: Cradily
What is this thing? Dear Lord, I hope I never have to come across one of these again. As long as I don't use public restrooms, though, I doubt I'll see this again. Obnoxious eyes and mouth, whatever those things are coming out of its head, and an incredibly long and noodle-like neck. No thanks.
#5: Spiritomb
This thing is a huge pain in the ass to find in the game, and with only one functional eye, it's not worth it. It's immune to Fighting, Psychic, and Normal, that I know. Do you want to know another thing this horribly fugly creature is immune to? Make-up.
#4: Probopass
No explanation needed.
#3: Shiftry
Really? Do you really need to know why this thing is fugly? Could it be its infinite nose, its unattractive chin, or its getalin legs? Or maybe it's the frightening hair, displeasing arms, or pointy ears? It could also be the name... but I'm thinking it's the whole enchilada that earns this thing number 3.
#2: Abomasnow
This thing has everything. It's obese in all the worst places to be obese, it has unecessary fur everywhere, swollen hands, flat feet, and an out of place tail. I think I know why it has its name -- Aboma is for Abomination, clearly.
Now, I know you've been thinking, what could possibly be fuglier than Abomasnow, Probopass, and Shiftry? That brings us to...
#1: Chimchar
Now, it's decent without this terrible artwork. The only problem before Ken Sugimori drew this poor monstrosity this way was the flaming rear and the hair. Now, it looks like he's bending over and trying to put out the fire on his ass with his hand. The thighs also look very thunderous at this angle. Everything about this thing is fugly. Even its name reminds me of ass. One word was glued onto another word's ass.
What's so fugly about it? Is it the fact that it's nastily overrated, horribly misproportioned, or just plain stupid? It could be the spike coming out from its breasts or its thunderous thighs. Maybe it's the disgustingly obnoxious pose. Maybe it's the awful design. Maybe we shouldn't blame Lucario. We should just blame Ken Sugimori for making him look so fugly.
#19: Deoxys
Here we go! This thing can't just be fugly on its own. It has to be fugly in four different forms. The fact that it looks like Mewtwo and Rotom-Heat had a child that got run over by a truck is bad enough. Why did our friend Ken have to draw this already disgusting creature to make it look like it's using the restroom? The tentacles for arms thing is been there done that material. I have a Tentacruel, thank you.
#18: Registeel
Good God, what is wrong with RSE? This thing looks like it came out of Steelix's ass. And what are those red dots? Never mind, I don't want to know. It has flagpoles for legs and wrapped up pieces of aluminum foil for fingers. Isn't that the cutest thing you've ever seen? No, it's the fugliest thing you've ever seen. Go wash out your eyes and never look at this horrible thing again.
#17: Latios
What is this thing? I think I've seen it in my toilet before. It could've been my trash can, though. I'm not sure. This thing is blessed to have such a beautiful sister, because he's pretty fugly himself. Why they even had to make so many legendaries is beyond me, but then to go and half-ass most of them is just stupid.
#16: Gliscor
This is the first example of how Ken can take a perfectly cute and innocent Pokemon like Gligar and make it evolve into something fugly and horrible. This thing is terribly misproportion. Its tail is five times the size of its anorexic abdomen. The claws look like a dead, fugly Trapinch, and there's something protruding form Gliscor's breasts.
#15: Relicanth
Why would anyone draw anything like this. It looks like the Earth had to use the restroom, and this is the result. Patches of dirt brown and "waste" brown all over the body don't help at all. Its face makes it look like Professor Oak. Oh, why would I say that? Oak isn't nearly as fugly as this disgusting abomination.
#14: Luxray
Pretty fugly if you ask me. That hair style was never "in", and the day it is "in" is the day I'm "out". I can't even tell what it is... It can tell it's some sort of cat, but no cats are this fugly.
#13: Staraptor
Just give Pidgeot better stats and a pointy head, and you've got Staraptor. The piece of hair at the top is the fugliest aspect. Why on Earth was that included? Cut it off, and Staraptor doesn't even make the Top 30 fugliest Pokemon.
#12: Skuntank
Only moderately fugly compared to the monstrosities that lie ahead. If it weren't already nasty, gross, and fugly, its tail has to be covering its entire body. That's not sexy, Ken!
#11: Wormadam
I love the Bug type and all, but this is just disgusting. Where did this come from? I think all of them are wearing the Trash Cloak, and not just the Steel type one. They're all pieces of garbage! Plus, the nose, head, "ears", and body all look like they came from completely different places. This isn't a Pokemon, it's just an assortment of random trash.
#10: Happiny
I didn't think there was such a thing as an ugly baby. Apparently there is. This thing is so fugly. Chansey and Blissey, being so beautiful, are ashamed that their offspring can really be so horribly unbearable to look at.
#9: Gulpin
Swalot's not so bad. Gulpin, on the other hand, is painstakingly fugly. That "leaf" on its head is just a mere distraction from how fugly it truly is. Its lip position is terrible. Ken Sugimori fails at drawing blobs, which is pretty pathetic.
#8: Mesprit
Now we're getting into the Fugly Elite. Whatever those things are on its head have got to go. The big, oddly-shaped gem on its head doesn't help either. If that weren't enough, Ken had to get a little full of himself and slap on two paper-thin tails to Mesprit's ass.
#7: Dusknoir
Why must this thing look like it has two faces. The face on its stomach is actually quite bearable. It's the actual face that I have a problem with. Why does it need those flaps coming out of it? Fat arms, fat face, fat body, fat pose, terrible artwork.
#6: Cradily
What is this thing? Dear Lord, I hope I never have to come across one of these again. As long as I don't use public restrooms, though, I doubt I'll see this again. Obnoxious eyes and mouth, whatever those things are coming out of its head, and an incredibly long and noodle-like neck. No thanks.
#5: Spiritomb
This thing is a huge pain in the ass to find in the game, and with only one functional eye, it's not worth it. It's immune to Fighting, Psychic, and Normal, that I know. Do you want to know another thing this horribly fugly creature is immune to? Make-up.
#4: Probopass
No explanation needed.
#3: Shiftry
Really? Do you really need to know why this thing is fugly? Could it be its infinite nose, its unattractive chin, or its getalin legs? Or maybe it's the frightening hair, displeasing arms, or pointy ears? It could also be the name... but I'm thinking it's the whole enchilada that earns this thing number 3.
#2: Abomasnow
This thing has everything. It's obese in all the worst places to be obese, it has unecessary fur everywhere, swollen hands, flat feet, and an out of place tail. I think I know why it has its name -- Aboma is for Abomination, clearly.
Now, I know you've been thinking, what could possibly be fuglier than Abomasnow, Probopass, and Shiftry? That brings us to...
#1: Chimchar
Now, it's decent without this terrible artwork. The only problem before Ken Sugimori drew this poor monstrosity this way was the flaming rear and the hair. Now, it looks like he's bending over and trying to put out the fire on his ass with his hand. The thighs also look very thunderous at this angle. Everything about this thing is fugly. Even its name reminds me of ass. One word was glued onto another word's ass.
