The Uprising: Fighting the Pokémon Extermination (OOC Thread)

[dream's-epilogue]

Well...

how about some sort of wonderful chemical weapon that slowly melts the eyes and skin of anyone exposed to it? Or perhaps an intense radioactive flash that converts anything it touches to radioactive vapor?

Ooo! I know! How about a ray gun that causes anyone it hits to explode?

 

[Mira]

How about I get a radioactive bomb that turns all the Eeveelutions in the RP into mutants that bite everyone and infect them with a poisonous bacteria that causes them to decay :badsmile:

 

[Sweet Dreams]

*falls for the Dratini eyes and hands gun over* Now you just flick the safety catch on, ready your arm for the recoil and aim. You might need a few shots at first if you're an amateur, so here are the bullets. Ready? Fire...

Umm... *looks around at dead people* I didn't do it. Heh.

The bombs are good too...

 

[dream's-epilogue]

How about a special dart gun that fires needles filled with a biochemical that causes the victim's body to swell up with a highly-corrosive acid, then the victim explodes in a shower of gore and bathes anyone nearby in face-melting acid?

Best part? UNLIMITED AMMO, NO REALOADS!!!

 

[Mira]

How about I just turn everybody into Eeveelutions and they all go insane? XD

 

[dream's-epilogue]

alright, my homocidal impulses have been sated for now. (I hope ;))

So, on another note, when (real time) will the battle start?

 

[Mira]

I don't know... *shifty eyes*

 

[Sweet Dreams]

Whenever everybody comes to a mutual agreement that an hour's worth of activities has passed. It could take several more days... possibly a few weeks...

 

[Skymin]

BOMBS? YOU WANT SOME?

oh god i love the CD-i.

YES SWEET. JOSH IS AN UTTER IDIOT. C:

 

[Zeph.]

Can't we all just resolve our differences peacefully?

If not, we could always blind the Dratini... (:<

 

[Wolf in the Rain]

NEVER!

Peace is for squares!

*drops anti-eeveelution bomb from plane*

 

[dream's-epilogue]

Agreed!

MOVE OUT, MY SOLDIERS! STRIKE OUT, AND BRING THE WORLD TO ITS KNEES!

 

[Mira]

*squirts dream and wolfsrain with a water bottle*
*feeds doggy treats*

 

[Wolf in the Rain]

*Uses Pikachu eyes to temporarily blind Mira, then set off anti-eeveelution grenade*

 

[Mira]

*eats antieeveelution grenade*
*takes tums*
*goes to bed*
*zzzz*

 

[dream's-epilogue]

*Tries to throw grenade*
*trips*
*drops grenade*
*gets up*
*runs away very fast*

 

[Mira]

*uses Espeon powers to hit wolfsrain over the head repeatedly with it*

 

[dream's-epilogue]

*ponders why the last five posts were action posts*

Ah, well. Why question it?

What better way to end the night than with Advance Wars goodness?

Click the link. Caution: You will LOL.
https://hooha-man.deviantart.com/art/That-Advance-Wars-Comic-5-36825965

 

[Mira]

*thinks that we should get back on topic before the moderators lock the thread*

Guys, just be sure to allow the Guardians to have the first strike when PXS comes. They have something planned ;)

 

[dream's-epilogue]

Right. On topic.

...so...

...er...

........

...okay, so I have no idea what to say. Things aren't exactly booming tonight. And if Sweet's prediction proves true, we'll have to wait a week for the actual fighting to begin.

Yeah. I'm not gonna do anything until you give the word.

Now, I'm gonna go be bored and depressed somewhere.