I also protest to being stabbed, but I think Dreams already avenged me. (Isn't he sweet? :P)
Zeph, if I forget you're called Zeph in a couple of weeks, will you (and Wolfsrain the stabber) forgive me? And once you change your name back again and I go all "OMG, so you were that Zeph that we had a whole conversation about which ended in both of us being stabbed by Wolfsrain! I didn't know that!", don't get too irritated, please?
That's about the gist of it. Although, you forgot to add that it's a zombie internet, because Mira killed it, and Mira's apparently a witch, because she wants to resurrect it. A very good witch, though, for any rpmasters out there! A very good witch!