The Vending Machine.

[Hikamaru]

Out comes Hikari10 wearing a lab coat and glasses with quirky hair.

In goes a Poketch...

 

[pokemonranger109]

out comes a chocolate covered pikachu leterally a pikachu covered in chocolate

I shove in the machine (Whoa did I blow your mind?)

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

But the vending machine spit you back out.

In goes an old doll...

 

[Hikamaru]

Out comes a scary doll with Tyler's face on it.

In goes a pair of Running Shoes...

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Out comes the most rotten sneakers that you ever seen.

In goes cardboard....

 

[goldenyellowcrystal]

Out comes the same cardboard with a bite mark :)

In goes a Skitty plushie!

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Out comes a bed mattress.

In goes Julian Assange...

 

[UnderMybrella]

Out comes an ad for Microsoft Dynamics CRM Online.
In goes Adobe Flash CS3

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Out comes a trojan horse.

In goes a plastic toy gun...

 

[UnderMybrella]

out comes a Video download converter ad.

In goes Me2.

 

[Pkmn Trainer Butthead]

Out comes a Snickers bar..

In goes Hikari10. You have to save Hikari now because I shoved her in a Vending Machine

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

But out came Xulek.

In goes a pizza box...

 

[Username_9138]

...and out comes a staple remover. Kinda looks like a mini steel vampire. Sorta.

In goes my mom!

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Out comes Hikari10.

In goes a candy bar...

 

[Aweso[me]]

Out comes the 50 pizzas you ordered.
In goes my sister...

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Out comes your sister. Humans that are brought in the vending machine are spit right out. Don't be charged with slaughter!

In goes a penny...

 

[Aweso[me]]

Out comes a 10 dollar bill.
In goes... my sister's soul?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Out comes a heart that's still beating.

In goes the Windows 98 keyboard.

 

[CyanFlame]

And out comes a crayon! :D
In goes my brother's soul instead of mine >.>

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Out comes the package of crayons that other crayon belonged to.

In goes a vuvuzuela...