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The Vending Machine.

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out comes a Snorlax followed by a slew of angry McDonald's employees

In goes President Obama (that's right, I shoved him in there!!)
 
Out comes Hadouken! (the band, not what most of you guys think...)

In goes Eddie's Skyline from Underground 1
 
Out comes Elvis' rotting corpse

In goes goes a horribly disfigured Justin Bieber (cuz I beat the crap out of him beforehand)
 
The Vending Machine tries to get a packet of crisps out, but it falls on you and the packet of crisps gets chucked in someone else's hand.

I insert a plain box.
 
A big red button comes out. Don't try to press it.
I put in three pokedollars.
 
Out comes 30 pounds of Pokemon food

In goes the big red button (after I push it of course)
 
From pressing the big red button, you were vaporized and killed. From putting in the big red button you get vaporization-immunity for all-time(including the past, present, and future!) Hence, allowing you to insert the big red button in the first place.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Brain...hertz...
DARKPOKEBALL: Well, maybe this vending machine will fix it!
*inserts Chainsaw Meowth's brain*
 
Out pops a life-sized cardboard cutout of Edward James Olmos brandishing a particle accelerator

In goes Will Smith's music career
 
Out comes Chainsaw Meowth's brain!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Gurrr....daaaa...
DARKPOKEBALL: Meowth needs his brain back! *yanks brain from Jiggly_Jello* And just to be sure you don't try to steal my li'l kitty's mind again...IN GOES YOU!

*shoves Jiggly_Jello into vending machine*
 
Out comes a very peeved Jiggly who proceeds to sing everyone nearby to sleep

In goes everyone sleeping in a 1 mile radius
 
Out comes an empty box of Chocolate Pocky drenched in blood because there was a big fight over who was going to get to eat it...

In goes a grouchy old man who's always yelling at kids to get off his lawn.
 
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