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Things a Pokémon anime character never say

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Ash: Being a trainer sucks, I quit! Team Rocket can have that yellow rat because I have no use for it anymore!

Misty: Come on Togepi, just a little closer to the frying pan...
 
Ash: oww look at me, i am making people happy, i'm the magical man, from happy land, who lives in a gumdrop house on lollypop lane.

Misty: wanna buy a syduck, it's all yellow.
 
Ash: We can go to the gym later. You just get better.

Brock: Nurse Joy doesn't look so good today.

Dawn: I don't mind not being the focus of the episode once in a while.

Professor Oak: (to Ash/Gary) Your health comes before filling a silly Pokedex.
 
Piplup(to pikachu): weve been staying in the same room every time we go to a pokemon center so i was thinking
Pikachu:O_O
Brock:MIsty will you marry me?
Nurse Joy:Brock you look extra tired. There is a special room in the back. There is a reason my name is JOY
 
Paul: its ok that you lost torterra *hugs*

Ash: PIKACHU YOU F****ING A**HOLE YOUR PATHETIC TEAM ROCKET CAN HAVE YOU *drop kicks*

Misty:this show is so sexist the female lead is always replaced when she gets older just because ash is permanently 10

Brock: Im Gay

Bunneary (to pikachu) :hey I was thinking how about we make eggs for breakfast?...
PIkachu:O_O

Mamoswine: what ever you say Dawn.
Mamoswine: no thanks Im not hungry.

Arceus: YOU STOLE THE JEWEL OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!
Damos: yh that was me.
 
Ash: The hell with Pokemon training. I'm applying to work at the IRS.
Nurse Joy: Welcome to Red Roof Inn. We got a red roof, right?
Jessie/James: The hell with Pikachu. Let's go for something with higher base stats.
Dawn/female character of the day: Let's finish this! Pretty Cure Spiral Star... SPLASH! (fire rainbow colored energy beams from their hands)
 
*The Mario Bros. appears*
Jessie: Aaaaaaaahhh!!! Get away!
 
ASH: Being a trainer is boring! I think I will study economics at university instead and become an accountant.

ANY CHARACTER: Any vulgar language (well in the English dub anyway)
 
*Wild flock of Articuno appears*
Ash: GO, POKEBALL!

Brock: Okay the game is up. I don't even like women.

Misty: Screw you Ash. I'm gonna join Team Aqua and become its leader!
 
Ash: Take Pikachu. It's not like it matters. Heck, take all of my Pokeeymanz or whatever they're called.

Misty: Well, I could always be one of those pretty ladies on the game shows...

Brock: Ugh! Get that fat pink thing outta here! She's too ugly! I want my pretty Croagunk!

May: No, Eevee(Glaceon), how many times do I have to tell you; don't evolve.
Glaceon: Glay... :C

Max: I don't wanna be a Pokemon trainer! Eww. Pokemon are fat and lazy.

Dawn: C'mon, guys, eat Ash's Poffins. They're delicious, unlike my own.

Tracey: Ugh. Hey, Ash. I'll trade you my ugly blue mouse thing for your ugly yellow one.
Ash: Hey...he doesn't look close to ugly, he's disgusting x2. Which is a compliment to your ugly mouse thing.
Tracey: Yeah, you're right.
*both stomp on their PokeBall.*

Nurse Joy: Brock, I need you, like I need Chansey. As a very close friend, but not a boyfriend.
Brock: Boyfriend? Who said I wanted to even be your friend?

Officer Jenny: Alright, Brock, I want you. Come here and--hey, where's my Growlithe?
Vulpix: Vull...pix...

Nando: Screw this stupid lame music; WHERE'S MY GUITAR, ARMALDO?!

Jessie: Well, I'll be! Mankeys, attack Giovanni!
James: Yeah, you too, Laprases!
Meowth: Imma do dat to! Fury Swipes! AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
Persian: Perr...SIAN! (Oh, no...NOT AGAIN!)
 
jessie; so wats the plan meowth
meowth; ima fukin cat, make ya own plan up. oooo sum yarn

ash; I GOT A BONER!!WOOOOOOOOOOO
dawn; is my skirt to short
brock;your a minger
 
James: Quit saying that stinkin' bad words, Meowth!

Meowth: Holy shrimp! They're everywhere!
 
Ash: I'm getting too old for this. It's time I got a job and started supporting myself.

New character from B/W: Hurray now I can be the main character!!
 
Brock: I think my "Onix" is waking up....(after seeing Nurse joy or jenny)

Ash: I want a Raichu.

Misty: No more Water pokemon! I'm gonna be a Psychic trainer! *sees Deoxys* Go! Ultra ball!

Dawn: I don't like Piplup. I'm more of a Turtwig person anyway.

Harley: Ooooh! I think i have a crush on a certain Male trainer....heehee....

(What is wrong with my mind?)
 
Damion: Charmander! I love you for who you are, not for your power!
Mew and Riolu (to Mewtwo and Lucario) This is fair. Lets have a double battle!
Yugi Moto: Pikachu i choose you!
Ash(to Gary) It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-DUEL!
Gary: WTF?
Brock(on phone) Hey Paul. It's me. Wanna go out again tonight? I know a place where they serve freshly grilled Magikarp. It's all that they are good for anyway.
Prof. Ivy: Why the **** did you send this idiot to me, Oak?
Brock: Pokemon breeding? That's retarded. Why would somebody do that?
 
ASH: "Go Ultra Ball (or any other non pokeball)!
 
Misty: Bug-types FTW!!! Caterpie, I love you!
 
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