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Things you will Never HEAR on Pokemon.

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Donkey Kong Song

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    A Sesame Street-esque wall is seen. Ash is holding a Pikachu puppet up behind it, and Misty is holding a Togepi puppet behind it. Pikachu is holding a bonking stick.

    Ash/Pikachu: Hey, Puppet Pal Togepi!

    Misty/Togepi: Yes, Puppet Pal Pikachu?

    Ash/Pikachu: What do you get when you cross a Mightyena in a trench coat?

    Misty/Togepi: I don't know Puppet Pal Pikachu. What do you get when you cross a Mightyena in a trench coat?

    Ash/Pikachu: A BONK on the head!

    (Anyone want to guess where that's from?)
     

    RoxasOld

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    *raises hand*
    OOO!!I know where thats from! Dextor's Laboratory!Crunk always watches it. :laugh: . and i think dee dee also watches it all the time.

    anyways, this is a little thing that takes place during the time Charizard would never listen to Ash. This is really funny.

    Ash: Charizard! Attack him or I'll kick you in the nuts!
    :laugh:
     

    Donkey Kong Song

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    This is kinda gross, but...

    Ash: We can't let Team Rocket steal our Pok?mon! Misty, quick, grab my balls!

    *Misty grabs Ash's you-know-what*

    Ash: I meant Pok? Balls! *Misty lets go* I didn't say stop...
     

    Jeremy

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    • Here's alot I got:

    Ash: I will sell my Pok?mon and be a rich motha *****!

    Pikachu: I just don't like anime.

    Gary: Can't touch me! Just, just, just, just,just, like the bad guy from Rush Hour 2. I got diplimatic emunity, so Hammer you can't sue! I can write gritty, and even jay walk on the street. Go polute and no give a hoot, and touch Misty's teat! Can't touch me! Stop, Gary time! I'ma big shot! There's no doubt! Light a fire the pee it out! Don't like it? Kiss my rump! Now for a min. let's all do the bump! Yeah yeah, do the Gary Oak bump! Can't touch me! I'm Presidentual Gary, interns think I'm hot! Don't care if you're hannicaped, I'll still park your spot! I've been around the world, from Japan, to USA. It's Gary! Go Gary! I'mso Gary! Let's see Dasiy rap this way! Can't touch me!
    Except for you Ash, you can touch me!

    Misty: Brock, you got the balls!
    (Let's leave that to the imagination ;))

    Nurse Joy: Sure Brock, I love too!
    (Like i said ;))

    Jeremy: Hello I'm a ROM hacker who's loves Whitney who also some how mange to bride 4 Kids with chocolate laxitives to get here!
    Jeremy's Pikachu: I'm his best friend, we aren't like Ash and that other Pikachu!

    Officer Jenny: Being a cop is great! You can shoot people and pretend they're the bad guy! :D

    *Misty walks by in a bikini*
    Ash: Whoops dropped my balls!
    Misty: Your Pok?Balls right?
    Ash: Yeah, uhh lets go with that!

    Gary: ALL HAIL GANONDORF!!!!

    May: TALK'N SD! SUPIOR DEFENDORS! YEAH YEAH! HERE WE GO!!

    Max: May, what's that thing you where under your shirt on your chest? Can I try it on?

    Jeremy: Can't touch me! REMIX Just, just, just like da bad guy, from Rush Hour 2! I got diplimatic emunity, so Hammer you can't sue! I can right griffty and even jay walk on da streets, go take a pee, publicly! And touch yo sister's teat! Can't touch me! Stop! Jeremy Time! I'ma big shot!, there's no doubt light a fire then pee it out! Don't like it? Kiss my rumb! Now alll for a min. let's all do da bump! Yeah yeah, do da Jeremy Oh bump! Can't Touch me!
    I'm preziduntal Jeremy, Whitney thinks I'm hot! Don't care if ya park'n there. I's still be in yo spot! I've been around da world, from Vietnam to L.A.! It's Jeremy! I'm Jeremy! I'm so Jeremy! Yo Jeremy! Go Jeremy! Let's see Junichi rap this way! Can't touch me! Except for you Cosmos, you can touch me. ;)

    Ash: Mom! I just got Pikachu feces all over my cap!
    Mom; Don't worry! Momma's got the power of clorox bleach!
    Ash: It's a red cap you idiot!
    *smacks his mom*

    Now I think i have offened many people. I am sorry. Please it's just a joke. Anyway guess where I got most of them from!
     

    Donkey Kong Song

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    Brock: Hey Puppet Pal Togepi! Do you mind if I put this golfball on your head?

    Misty/Togepi: Not at all, Puppet Pal Brock!

    Ash/Pikachu: Hey Puppet.... Pal Togepi, what is 2+2?

    Misty/Togepi: Is it bonk?

    Ash/Pikachu: No, it's FOUR!!!!!!!! *hits golfball*
     

    Ishaan

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    now that we've all talked abt stuff u'd never HEAR on pokemon,here's something u'll never SEE on pokemon!

    Misty: Psyduck,Psychic attack!
    Psyduck: Saaai! (does psychic attack)

    or

    Ash:Oh my god! Bulbasaur's evolving!

    or

    Ash:Snorlax,fly attack! :D
     

    Yamichu

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    Ash: Pok?mons SUCK! Here Gary, have all of my pok?mon!

    Gary: WOOHOO! This calls for a celebration!
    *throws a party*
    At the party...

    Ash *singing* : WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?

    Everyone: WHO? WHO? WHO? WHO? WHO?

    Misty *singing* : I wanna do it with Maddona...

    Prof. Oak *singing* : These wounds won't seem to heal...This pain is just to real...

    Brock *singing* : I gotta open up mah eyes!

    Pikachu *singing* : I've become so numb, I can't feel you there!




    The party continued...

    Team Rocket come to the party...

    James*talking to Brock* : Yo, 'sup dude? I just got ya guide dog man! Here! His name is The Fro! *Hands Brock a dog with an afro*

    *May comes in*

    Ash: Quick Jesse my pok?mon balls!

    Jesee: *grabs pikachu's uhh...I can't say...*

    Pikachu: I love you too Jesse!

    Ash: But Pikachu, you said you were goin' out with ME!

    Pikachu: Thing change Ash baby...

    Giovanie: *is standing outside*

    Ash: *see's Giovanie and goes outside*

    Giovanie: I've been expecting you, Legolas...

    Ash: You killed my father, Gandalf! *pulls out light sabor*

    Giovanie: *pulls out light sabor*

    Prof. Ivy *in the background* : Use the force... use the force...

    Giovanie: *Cuts off Ashes hand*

    Ash: Owwwwwwww why'd you cut off my hand?!

    Giovanie: Because! Now give up before I kill you! And bear in mind if you die the Ring Bearer will be left unprotected...

    Ash: Nooooo! You killed mah father!

    Giovanie: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm ya father!

    Ash: NOOOOOOOOOOO! *dies*

    *Pikachu and Jessee are have a wedding at the party*

    Brock: YAY! I'm da ring bearer! Come on The Fro!

    Giovanie: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Now Frodo, GIVE ME THE RING!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Brock: No! Never! I must take it too Mt. The Place Where You Can Destroy The Ring!

    James: Gandalf, dude, you'll have to get through me to!

    Giovanie: So, Sam Wisegamgie, you're going to die too?

    James: No, dude! *runs away*

    May: Frodo, run! The power of the elves will protect you!

    Giovanie: You wish Arwen! *kills May*

    Gary: I swore to protect you Frodo!

    Giovanie: So now Aragorn, the king of Gondor is trying to stop me? *kills Gary*

    Jesse: Oh you can keep that ring the wedding's over...

    Giovanie: Oh, it's you wedding? Congrgulations! You know Frodo, you can keep The One Ring! Let's go and have a tea party!

    The tea party will be continued later...


    ~HORN!
     
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    brmsort

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    Things You Will Never Hear in Pokemon

    Brock: Ya know, Nurse Joy isn't as pretty as I thought.
    Misty: Ash, I love you. (yeah, I wish it would happen; but it won't)
    Ash: I love you too, Misty (see above comment)
    Ash: Pikachu! Do you have to fart when you're on my shoulder?
     

    Shining_Latios

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    • Giovanni: Ash I am your father
    Ash: So what? We all knew that why else have
    you avoided me for 14 years?
    Giovanni: But your only 10...
    Ash: Who said...?
    -----------------------------
    Brock: Blue eyes white dragon attack
    ** Man I've always wanted to say that**
    (sayz that cuz the person who does his voice
    does Kaiba's too)
    -----------------------------
    (when Pro. Ivy is mentioned)
    Brock: I wanna talk bout it **gets gloomy**
    -----------------------------
    Ash: Cosmo, Wand... Whoops wrong show
    -----------------------------
    Brock: Crobat!? I wanted a pony
    -----------------------------
    Eveyone: Who farted?!
    Brock: Umm...
    -----------------------------
    Ash: Time to duel
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    Meowth: James, thunderbolt!
    Jesse: Hey since when do you give orders?
    -----------------------------
    (In announcer voice)Ash: to be continued
     

    Pokemaniac777

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    • Ishaan said:
    now that we've all talked abt stuff u'd never HEAR on pokemon,here's something u'll never SEE on pokemon!

    Misty: Psyduck,Psychic attack!
    Psyduck: Saaai! (does psychic attack)

    or

    Ash:Oh my god! Bulbasaur's evolving!

    or

    Ash:Snorlax,fly attack! :D
    Click to expand...

    We have seen Psyduck use Psychic attack, near the end of the Master Quest episode "Just add water!"
     

    Pokemaniac777

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    • Ash: No more Pokemon! I wanna play Digimon!

    Brock: I forgot how to cook!

    Max: Look, I caught a pokemon!

    May: Yay, I won the Hoenn League!!!

    Professor Oak: I don't want to take care of Pokemon anymore!

    Ash: Hey look, all my released pokemon came back!!
     
    Genesect

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    • Reviving the thread ! ^^

    Ash : Pikachu! I hate you, get a life * chains on a lamp post * I LOVE YOU MORE OSHAWOTT, MORE THAN ANY ONE

    Iris : GET OFF MY ****ING HAIR AXEW ! YOU JERK

    Cilan : * opens shirt * ( just kidding xD)
     
    Kirbychu

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    • Things you will Never HEAR on Pokemon.


    Did you seriously just revive a 7 year-old thread? I'm not quite sure whether I'm proud or disgusted...

    Regardless, this is against the rules! This thread will have to be locked.

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