Throw something at the poster below you

[The Corrupt Plague]

The rules are simple, really. All you have to do is throw anything you can possibly think of at the poster below and when that person posts, they are to give a reaction and repeat the cycle. Be sure to keep it G-rated. I'll start it off by throwing a hand grenade!

 

[curiousnathan]

/BOOM!
/Can't throw something because, I am gooonneee...

 

[Pokestick good times.]

I think I've played this before somewhere :D

/throws a DVD player.

 

[Maraala]

/throws a Hunter

Haha! Dodge that!

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Ok. *dodges it*

*throws a witch at Sammy*

 

[Martins]

Sacrifices himself to save Sammy. NOOOOOOO!

/throws Snorlax!

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Throws Poké ball!

(it was ineffective)

 

[Martins]

/throws a zebra.

/the zebra is shouting while flying toward you.

 

[Aquacorde]

*whacks the zebra away with a baseball bat*

*throws dinner mints*

 

[Martins]

*eats them while breakdancing*

/thrown a nut

 

[tkallab]

*Stops it in mid-air with my awesome.*

/Throws a ladder. No, a stepladder. Beat that.

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

Ow, that was painful! *Throws a jailbroken Iphone because I'm feeling nice.*

 

[Pokestick good times.]

*blocks it with a cellphone from the '80ies*

*throws a brown panther*

 

[Martins]

/avoids it like matrix does.

throws an expired can of beans!

 

[tkallab]

*Eats it.*

/Throws diarrhea.

 

[Martins]

blocks it with a pig

/throws a metal fan.

 

[Maraala]

Sammy avoids it barely

/throws the Sandvich

 

[Gabri]

/me blocks it with a Roman shield
--
/me throws a soccer ball

 

[shot571]

/ uses awesome football control to control it

sends ball flying into next posters face

 

[tkallab]

*Removes face.*

/Throws a random heavy object.