Zeta Sukuna
Descendant of the Inchlings
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- Age 31
- Southern Florida
- Seen May 2, 2025
(A/N: Was waiting for comments, but I can see no one will reply.)
Update 009: Of Nukes, Rivals and Gym Trainers
Okay, now that that's over, I think I'm going to spend some time at home... It'll be nice to see everyone again.
Heh, let's take a look around.
I remember this place. I miss living here...
... I wonder if Flan is still here. She'd be ecstatic to see me again.
Oh man, I hope I get to see her again.
???: UUUUU~
Renko: Is that?
(A CUtsuho flies up to Renko, a panicked look on her face.)
CUtsuho: Miss, help! My friend is in trouble!
Renko: What?
Jessie: Just catch the damn thing so we can go.
Renko: Shut up, let's listen.
CUtsuho: Flandre's in trouble, she saw this shadow-y thing, and she tried to attack it... she got hurt! I tried to hit it, but it got away!
Renko: Shadow-y thing?
Sonnet: Accept the side quest, Renko. The reward might be worth it.
Renko: ... This isn't an RPG, Sonnet.
Sonnet: No, it's an adventure!
Renko: ...
Jessie: Shut up, you're making a fool of yourself.
Sonnet: You jerk, let me get XPs in peace!
Jessie: Point proven.
CUtsuho: Are you going to help?
Renko: Let's go.
Sonnet: Hold on, Talking is a Free Action, after all.
Renko: ... No it isn't.
(The four rush over to the lake and see an injured CFlandre hanging from a tree. It had a black ribbon in its hair.)
Renko: Flan?
(A message was sprawled into the canyon next to it in blood)
I WILL FIND YOU.
YOUR FRIEND WAS.
THE SECOND BLOW.
CUtsuho: F-Flandre!
Renko: ... Is that my old ribbon?
CUtsuho: F-Flahahahannn (Starts to cry)
Renko: Erm... I'm sorry about your loss...
CUtsuho: I was... *Sniff* t-too late...
Jessie: Great going, "Adventurer", your "Talking is a Free Action" BS just involved us in something else.
Sonnet: Oh yeah!? If you didn't say anything, we'd have gotten here earlier!
Renko: Both of you, shut the hell up.
Jessie: Feh, Master wouldn't have put up with this ****.
Renko: Oh my god will you two shut up for two seconds? I'll recall you if you don't.
Jessie: Feh...
Sonnet: Hmph.
(Renko looks at the CUtsuho before putting down some food next to it)
CUtsuho: Unyu?
Renko: That's... all I can really do. I wish you luck.
Sonnet: We're not just going to leave her, are we!?
Jessie: We have other things to deal with, like getting a replacement for that idiot.
Sonnet: Why you...
(Renko returns the two of them before beginning to walk away.)
CUtsuho: WAIT!
(Renko looks back)
CUtsuho: ... I want to come. I want to get revenge against the Shadow! You can help me, right!?
Renko: ... I doubt we'll see it again, but I guess...
CUtsuho: Let's go then!
Renko: Holy ****, what the **** am I reading?
(Sonnet and Jessie come back out)
Sonnet: CHERNOBYL JOINED THE PARTY!
Chernobyl: Wah!?
Renko: ... These things are going to be the death of me... Nuclear Fusion? Next thing you know, there will be one that can manipulate anything.
Well, let's go back... oh why is this whole thing happening?
Woohoo, back to hell.
Sonnet: Back to Adventure, you mean! Oh, I'm so excited! Aren't you, Chernobyl?
Chernobyl: N-not really...
Jewel: Master? There's a bird next to you? You want me to take care of it?
Chernobyl: Ah!
Renko: No. Don't touch her, she's the new member.
Sheila: ... Hi...
Baka II: Hmm... you look rather weak, but you also look like you can be strong. I like you!
Chernobyl: Erm... thanks?
(After some training)
Well, you certainly got stronger...
Chernobyl: Yeah... I guess...
Renko: ... Flan. You know, I knew her, too.
Chernobyl: ... Please don't remind me of that.
Renko: Right, right... Well, how is it so far?
Chernobyl: ... Okay.
Renko: Right... Well, I suppose we should get going. We still got time today.
Chernobyl: ... Okay.
... Did she fall down from there? Is she dead?
Oh well.
Sweet, almost ther- ... This sign is in viewing distance. Why would we need this sign here if we can SEE the actual city!?
No, I haven't. Why?
... So? Why even bother? I'm just going to take on the g-
... Rydel's Cycle it is then.
... Seriously? ... You need a manual to ride the bike? Oh god...
Okay, you're already starting to creep me out.
Out of the two people here, I assumed that.
... Yeah. I come from Tokiwa City.
...
TO-KI-WA.
... Whatever.
Should I even be here?
... You're joking. Why would you give me a free bike?
Do you do this a lot?
You're going to give me the crappy one so you can get money from me for the good one, right?
... Right. How your business stays open is a mystery to me.
****, not him again.
... Oh god, he's starting to get a big head. But then again...
... Oh god that still scares me.
... He has a point. Roxanne and Brawly are tough people, and you're trying to fight a guy I haven't even met before?
Yes you are...
... Ralts? You caught a pokemon!?
... HOW COULD YOU NOT NOTICE ME BEFORE!? It's not like I was hard to find!
Me sneaking up on you says otherwise.
Yeah, I'll believe that when you manage to beat me. Which isn't happening.
... I have no choice, kid.
When you die, you'll understand why I didn't reject that.
Wally: Go, Ellen!
Renko: Come on out, Sonnet.
Sheila: ... Can I handle this?
Renko: Why?
Sheila: I need to stretch, I haven't done that in a while.
Sonnet: Aww, fine. You can do it.
Ellen: Wh- you can't do that! I'll crush y-
(Ellen gets hit in the jaw by Kisume's Spin attack, knocking her to the floor.)
Wally: Ellen!
Renko: Kid, I admire your bravery, but this place is a bit twisted for you. I left her alive, but other trainers wouldn't be so kind as to do that.
Wally: ... I understand. I'll get stronger, and I'll be able to beat them! I'm not the strongest, not yet.
Renko: Wally...
Wally: No, I understand everything completely. You're strong, I have to be stronger to be able to win, and then I can show you how strong I am.
(Wally runs off, leaving Renko and his uncle behind.)
Wally's Uncle: That boy, he's still not better! ... I'd like to thank you, but I got a bad feeling that something's going to happen.
(Wally's uncle runs after him.)
Renko: ...
Sheila: ...
Renko: Hey, I think there are some trainers to the route right, maybe we can get some sort of training there...
Sheila: I'm surprised you're going along this well. Weren't you against this before?
Renko: I realized that this is pretty much unavoidable... *Sigh*, I wish I didn't have to do this, I really do, but since I have to... I might as well enjoy it.
Sheila: How bad is it to be dead?
Renko: For me, it isn't too bad, but I'm not sure how you guys would take it.
Sheila: ... We're simple dolls, perhaps we don't have anywhere to go when we die.
Renko: ... I'm sure you go somewhere, you can't just come back to life.
Sheila: I hope so...
(They walk out into the route, Renko walks up to the beach and a Fisherman walks up to her.)
Fisherman: Hey, I just got a new catch, mind helping me test?
Renko: I'd rather not...
Fisherman: I insist.
Renko: ... I'm not able to say no. Let's go, Chernobyl!
Fisherman: CHina, let's do this!
Renko: A CHina? I fought so many of those.
Chernobyl: I won't let you win!
CHina: Spin~ Spin~ ... I'm sorry, but I just got a new master! I'm so excited!
Chernobyl: ... Well, I'm happy for yo-
(CHina shoots a Sludge Bomb at Chernobyl, who couldn't avoid it, she had no time to say anything, the poison killing her almost immediately.)
Renko: Chernobyl!
Sheila: ! ... So another one is gone...
Renko: Jewel!
Jewel, use your most powerful Psychic attack!
Jewel: ...? Whatever you say, Patchouli-sama.
CHina: Patchouli? That's not a Patch-
(CHina is hit aside by a psychic attack, knocking her into the ocean.)
Fisherman: CHina!
(The fisherman runs away to get her before she drowned.)
Jessie: Feh, so much for revenge.
Renko: Jessie, not now.
Jessie: Serves her right for thinking she could go with such a selfish motive.
Renko: And you're different because...?
Jessie: Heh, my goal is to help you.
Renko: Why do you help me if you seem to hate me so much?
Jessie: Feh, you don't understand. Whatever, I'm going back to sleep.
(Jessie goes back into her Pokeball.)
Renko: I feel like such an ass for doing this, but I have to fill a slot.
A Hatate, huh? Well, this thing might be useful someday.
CHatate: Hm? Oh, you want me? Nah, I think I'll pass.
Renko: Oh yeah? Well, take th-
CHatate: Kukuku... well, while you cry yourself to sleep since you're so stupid, I'll be gone.
(CHatate flies away, leaving Renko behind.)
Renko: ...
Sonnet: There's always Kanto!
Renko: ... But should I go there again?
Sonnet: There's nothing to lose.
(After two days of travelling, Renko made it to Route 2, a route above Tokiwa City, where...)
... ****, I'm still out of Pokeballs!
(So, in a rare act of not being stupid, she went back to Slateport, bought some pokeballs and came back, wasting about a couple days.)
Renko: Shut up, Zeta!
(And breaking the fourth wall. For that, the next Gym will be ten times as hard.)
... Not yet inserted?
Sonnet: We ARE in a video game! Woohoo! That is AWESOME!
Renko: No, these two are most likely INSANE. Let's go, Sonnet.
Lucky me, a cave on this route. Let's hope we find something good.
???????: Hey there.
(Renko looks up and sees a CYamame hanging down from a spider web.)
Renko: Whoa!
CYamame: I'm not here to hurt you. Listen, I'm here to warn you, something came through here about a week or so ago.
Renko: I know...
CYamame: Listen, I think I'll tag along with you. I don't want to be around when that thing comes back. It's, like, really powerful. I was lucky to have survived.
Renko: Erm... okay?
Jessie: You got your party member, let's go.
Renko: Right, let's go!
Sonnet: CHARLOTTE JOINED THE PARTY!
Jessie: Shut up!
(After even MORE travel which took two MORE days.)
Almost there... we can do this!
Let's go!
... Joke opportunities are there, the serious part of this is ****ing that up though. By the way, I will be turning this into a fanfic, which is why I have an overall serious tone to this. Also, there would have been a fisherman sprite, buuut I didn't expect CUtsuho to get crit'd.
Update 009: Of Nukes, Rivals and Gym Trainers
Spoiler:
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img858.imageshack.us/img858/1574/touhoumonworldlinkv1280.png)
Okay, now that that's over, I think I'm going to spend some time at home... It'll be nice to see everyone again.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img87.imageshack.us/img87/1574/touhoumonworldlinkv1280.png)
Heh, let's take a look around.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img535.imageshack.us/img535/1574/touhoumonworldlinkv1280.png)
I remember this place. I miss living here...
... I wonder if Flan is still here. She'd be ecstatic to see me again.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img7.imageshack.us/img7/1574/touhoumonworldlinkv1280.png)
Oh man, I hope I get to see her again.
???: UUUUU~
Renko: Is that?
(A CUtsuho flies up to Renko, a panicked look on her face.)
CUtsuho: Miss, help! My friend is in trouble!
Renko: What?
Jessie: Just catch the damn thing so we can go.
Renko: Shut up, let's listen.
CUtsuho: Flandre's in trouble, she saw this shadow-y thing, and she tried to attack it... she got hurt! I tried to hit it, but it got away!
Renko: Shadow-y thing?
Sonnet: Accept the side quest, Renko. The reward might be worth it.
Renko: ... This isn't an RPG, Sonnet.
Sonnet: No, it's an adventure!
Renko: ...
Jessie: Shut up, you're making a fool of yourself.
Sonnet: You jerk, let me get XPs in peace!
Jessie: Point proven.
CUtsuho: Are you going to help?
Renko: Let's go.
Sonnet: Hold on, Talking is a Free Action, after all.
Renko: ... No it isn't.
(The four rush over to the lake and see an injured CFlandre hanging from a tree. It had a black ribbon in its hair.)
Renko: Flan?
(A message was sprawled into the canyon next to it in blood)
I WILL FIND YOU.
YOUR FRIEND WAS.
THE SECOND BLOW.
CUtsuho: F-Flandre!
Renko: ... Is that my old ribbon?
CUtsuho: F-Flahahahannn (Starts to cry)
Renko: Erm... I'm sorry about your loss...
CUtsuho: I was... *Sniff* t-too late...
Jessie: Great going, "Adventurer", your "Talking is a Free Action" BS just involved us in something else.
Sonnet: Oh yeah!? If you didn't say anything, we'd have gotten here earlier!
Renko: Both of you, shut the hell up.
Jessie: Feh, Master wouldn't have put up with this ****.
Renko: Oh my god will you two shut up for two seconds? I'll recall you if you don't.
Jessie: Feh...
Sonnet: Hmph.
(Renko looks at the CUtsuho before putting down some food next to it)
CUtsuho: Unyu?
Renko: That's... all I can really do. I wish you luck.
Sonnet: We're not just going to leave her, are we!?
Jessie: We have other things to deal with, like getting a replacement for that idiot.
Sonnet: Why you...
(Renko returns the two of them before beginning to walk away.)
CUtsuho: WAIT!
(Renko looks back)
CUtsuho: ... I want to come. I want to get revenge against the Shadow! You can help me, right!?
Renko: ... I doubt we'll see it again, but I guess...
CUtsuho: Let's go then!
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1574/touhoumonworldlinkv1280.png)
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img851.imageshack.us/img851/2743/touhoumonworldlinkv1281.png)
Renko: Holy ****, what the **** am I reading?
(Sonnet and Jessie come back out)
Sonnet: CHERNOBYL JOINED THE PARTY!
Chernobyl: Wah!?
Renko: ... These things are going to be the death of me... Nuclear Fusion? Next thing you know, there will be one that can manipulate anything.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img858.imageshack.us/img858/2743/touhoumonworldlinkv1281.png)
Well, let's go back... oh why is this whole thing happening?
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img855.imageshack.us/img855/6694/touhoumonworldlinkv1281l.png)
Woohoo, back to hell.
Sonnet: Back to Adventure, you mean! Oh, I'm so excited! Aren't you, Chernobyl?
Chernobyl: N-not really...
Jewel: Master? There's a bird next to you? You want me to take care of it?
Chernobyl: Ah!
Renko: No. Don't touch her, she's the new member.
Sheila: ... Hi...
Baka II: Hmm... you look rather weak, but you also look like you can be strong. I like you!
Chernobyl: Erm... thanks?
(After some training)
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img863.imageshack.us/img863/2743/touhoumonworldlinkv1281.png)
Well, you certainly got stronger...
Chernobyl: Yeah... I guess...
Renko: ... Flan. You know, I knew her, too.
Chernobyl: ... Please don't remind me of that.
Renko: Right, right... Well, how is it so far?
Chernobyl: ... Okay.
Renko: Right... Well, I suppose we should get going. We still got time today.
Chernobyl: ... Okay.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img703.imageshack.us/img703/2743/touhoumonworldlinkv1281.png)
... Did she fall down from there? Is she dead?
Oh well.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img847.imageshack.us/img847/3451/touhoumonworldlinkv1281h.png)
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img856.imageshack.us/img856/2743/touhoumonworldlinkv1281.png)
Sweet, almost ther- ... This sign is in viewing distance. Why would we need this sign here if we can SEE the actual city!?
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img854.imageshack.us/img854/2743/touhoumonworldlinkv1281.png)
No, I haven't. Why?
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img858.imageshack.us/img858/9747/touhoumonworldlinkv1282.png)
... So? Why even bother? I'm just going to take on the g-
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img857.imageshack.us/img857/9747/touhoumonworldlinkv1282.png)
... Rydel's Cycle it is then.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img851.imageshack.us/img851/9747/touhoumonworldlinkv1282.png)
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img852.imageshack.us/img852/9747/touhoumonworldlinkv1282.png)
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img705.imageshack.us/img705/9747/touhoumonworldlinkv1282.png)
... Seriously? ... You need a manual to ride the bike? Oh god...
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img151.imageshack.us/img151/9747/touhoumonworldlinkv1282.png)
Okay, you're already starting to creep me out.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img856.imageshack.us/img856/9747/touhoumonworldlinkv1282.png)
Out of the two people here, I assumed that.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img852.imageshack.us/img852/3204/touhoumonworldlinkv1282c.png)
... Yeah. I come from Tokiwa City.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img847.imageshack.us/img847/9747/touhoumonworldlinkv1282.png)
...
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img846.imageshack.us/img846/9747/touhoumonworldlinkv1282.png)
TO-KI-WA.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img852.imageshack.us/img852/6565/touhoumonworldlinkv1283.png)
... Whatever.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6565/touhoumonworldlinkv1283.png)
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img195.imageshack.us/img195/6565/touhoumonworldlinkv1283.png)
Should I even be here?
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img689.imageshack.us/img689/6565/touhoumonworldlinkv1283.png)
... You're joking. Why would you give me a free bike?
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img200.imageshack.us/img200/6565/touhoumonworldlinkv1283.png)
Do you do this a lot?
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img855.imageshack.us/img855/6565/touhoumonworldlinkv1283.png)
You're going to give me the crappy one so you can get money from me for the good one, right?
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img851.imageshack.us/img851/6565/touhoumonworldlinkv1283.png)
... Right. How your business stays open is a mystery to me.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img846.imageshack.us/img846/5912/touhoumonworldlinkv1284.png)
****, not him again.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img854.imageshack.us/img854/8973/touhoumonworldlinkv1284d.png)
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img859.imageshack.us/img859/5912/touhoumonworldlinkv1284.png)
... Oh god, he's starting to get a big head. But then again...
... Oh god that still scares me.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img69.imageshack.us/img69/5912/touhoumonworldlinkv1284.png)
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img857.imageshack.us/img857/5912/touhoumonworldlinkv1284.png)
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img815.imageshack.us/img815/5912/touhoumonworldlinkv1284.png)
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img860.imageshack.us/img860/5912/touhoumonworldlinkv1284.png)
... He has a point. Roxanne and Brawly are tough people, and you're trying to fight a guy I haven't even met before?
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img851.imageshack.us/img851/2350/touhoumonworldlinkv1285.png)
Yes you are...
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img863.imageshack.us/img863/2350/touhoumonworldlinkv1285.png)
... Ralts? You caught a pokemon!?
![[PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke) [PokeCommunity.com] Touhoumon: World Link v1.25 (Nuzlocke)](https://img852.imageshack.us/img852/2350/touhoumonworldlinkv1285.png)
... HOW COULD YOU NOT NOTICE ME BEFORE!? It's not like I was hard to find!
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Me sneaking up on you says otherwise.
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Yeah, I'll believe that when you manage to beat me. Which isn't happening.
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... I have no choice, kid.
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When you die, you'll understand why I didn't reject that.
Wally: Go, Ellen!
Renko: Come on out, Sonnet.
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Sheila: ... Can I handle this?
Renko: Why?
Sheila: I need to stretch, I haven't done that in a while.
Sonnet: Aww, fine. You can do it.
Ellen: Wh- you can't do that! I'll crush y-
(Ellen gets hit in the jaw by Kisume's Spin attack, knocking her to the floor.)
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Wally: Ellen!
Renko: Kid, I admire your bravery, but this place is a bit twisted for you. I left her alive, but other trainers wouldn't be so kind as to do that.
Wally: ... I understand. I'll get stronger, and I'll be able to beat them! I'm not the strongest, not yet.
Renko: Wally...
Wally: No, I understand everything completely. You're strong, I have to be stronger to be able to win, and then I can show you how strong I am.
(Wally runs off, leaving Renko and his uncle behind.)
Wally's Uncle: That boy, he's still not better! ... I'd like to thank you, but I got a bad feeling that something's going to happen.
(Wally's uncle runs after him.)
Renko: ...
Sheila: ...
Renko: Hey, I think there are some trainers to the route right, maybe we can get some sort of training there...
Sheila: I'm surprised you're going along this well. Weren't you against this before?
Renko: I realized that this is pretty much unavoidable... *Sigh*, I wish I didn't have to do this, I really do, but since I have to... I might as well enjoy it.
Sheila: How bad is it to be dead?
Renko: For me, it isn't too bad, but I'm not sure how you guys would take it.
Sheila: ... We're simple dolls, perhaps we don't have anywhere to go when we die.
Renko: ... I'm sure you go somewhere, you can't just come back to life.
Sheila: I hope so...
(They walk out into the route, Renko walks up to the beach and a Fisherman walks up to her.)
Fisherman: Hey, I just got a new catch, mind helping me test?
Renko: I'd rather not...
Fisherman: I insist.
Renko: ... I'm not able to say no. Let's go, Chernobyl!
Fisherman: CHina, let's do this!
Renko: A CHina? I fought so many of those.
Chernobyl: I won't let you win!
CHina: Spin~ Spin~ ... I'm sorry, but I just got a new master! I'm so excited!
Chernobyl: ... Well, I'm happy for yo-
(CHina shoots a Sludge Bomb at Chernobyl, who couldn't avoid it, she had no time to say anything, the poison killing her almost immediately.)
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Renko: Chernobyl!
Sheila: ! ... So another one is gone...
Renko: Jewel!
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Jewel, use your most powerful Psychic attack!
Jewel: ...? Whatever you say, Patchouli-sama.
CHina: Patchouli? That's not a Patch-
(CHina is hit aside by a psychic attack, knocking her into the ocean.)
Fisherman: CHina!
(The fisherman runs away to get her before she drowned.)
Jessie: Feh, so much for revenge.
Renko: Jessie, not now.
Jessie: Serves her right for thinking she could go with such a selfish motive.
Renko: And you're different because...?
Jessie: Heh, my goal is to help you.
Renko: Why do you help me if you seem to hate me so much?
Jessie: Feh, you don't understand. Whatever, I'm going back to sleep.
(Jessie goes back into her Pokeball.)
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Renko: I feel like such an ass for doing this, but I have to fill a slot.
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A Hatate, huh? Well, this thing might be useful someday.
CHatate: Hm? Oh, you want me? Nah, I think I'll pass.
Renko: Oh yeah? Well, take th-
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CHatate: Kukuku... well, while you cry yourself to sleep since you're so stupid, I'll be gone.
(CHatate flies away, leaving Renko behind.)
Renko: ...
Sonnet: There's always Kanto!
Renko: ... But should I go there again?
Sonnet: There's nothing to lose.
(After two days of travelling, Renko made it to Route 2, a route above Tokiwa City, where...)
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... ****, I'm still out of Pokeballs!
(So, in a rare act of not being stupid, she went back to Slateport, bought some pokeballs and came back, wasting about a couple days.)
Renko: Shut up, Zeta!
(And breaking the fourth wall. For that, the next Gym will be ten times as hard.)
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... Not yet inserted?
Sonnet: We ARE in a video game! Woohoo! That is AWESOME!
Renko: No, these two are most likely INSANE. Let's go, Sonnet.
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Lucky me, a cave on this route. Let's hope we find something good.
???????: Hey there.
(Renko looks up and sees a CYamame hanging down from a spider web.)
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Renko: Whoa!
CYamame: I'm not here to hurt you. Listen, I'm here to warn you, something came through here about a week or so ago.
Renko: I know...
CYamame: Listen, I think I'll tag along with you. I don't want to be around when that thing comes back. It's, like, really powerful. I was lucky to have survived.
Renko: Erm... okay?
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Jessie: You got your party member, let's go.
Renko: Right, let's go!
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Sonnet: CHARLOTTE JOINED THE PARTY!
Jessie: Shut up!
(After even MORE travel which took two MORE days.)
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Almost there... we can do this!
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Let's go!
Spoiler:
???????????????: Yes... Let's go indeed. I know you saw it, now let's see you.
... Joke opportunities are there, the serious part of this is ****ing that up though. By the way, I will be turning this into a fanfic, which is why I have an overall serious tone to this. Also, there would have been a fisherman sprite, buuut I didn't expect CUtsuho to get crit'd.