Twilight on Google

[Shedinja8]

That's just...... just..... wow......
()_()

 

[mondays suck]

That's completely sick, seriously...
I mean, come on, it's a character in a book/film. If the girls would fall in love with the actor, ok, happens (why not with me instead? xD), but with a CHARACTER? Can it be true that so many people fail to distinguish real life from fiction? I'm pretty nerdy myself, but that doesn't make me talk all day in internet slang... Seriously, Einstein's quote really fits here:

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

But hey, there's still some hope, twilight is not under the top ten t-words

Spoiler:

 

[Cheesymitten]

11, 200, 000
Is too much X_X
How can they do this to us?
Btw is 11, 200, 000 how many times people actually search for it? XD

 

[Franceschi]

I lol'ed. Way to go. He's uhh...mopey

He looks like a vagrant. :[

Btw is 11, 200, 000 how many times people actually search for it? XD

It's actually how many results relate to the topic - so basically, there's 11,200,000 results that can be connected to "having trouble dealing with the fact that edward cullen is a fictional character". XD;

 

[Corvus of the Black Night]

I dislike that suggestion feature.

What do you mean? It's comedic genius. It's good to see the folks at Google have a sense of humour.

 

[Kotone]

that's sad but funny xD
i like twilight, not that much.
twilight is my least favorite vampire book xD

 

[Cold Fusion]

That is sad, yet so funny. lol
I've never read the book or seen the film...but I have a friend who is obbsessed with it...

 

[Feign]

Ooo I forgot to mention, two or three of the Twilight actors (supporting roles) were coming to the mall I work at to do a Q and A and signing (I presume), needless to say there were already girls lined up at 10pm the night before... Because this event starts at 3pm the next day... Yeah...

EDIT: Scratch that, they might even be stand ins or stunt doubles X_x

 

[Charizard★]

Soon Twilight might surpass Harry potter, but lets hope not xD

 

[ShieldWolf27]

Soon Twilight might surpass Harry potter, but lets hope not xD

In my opinion, The Twilight series has surpassed Harry Potter.
I was a HUGE fan of Harry Potter, but I seem to know more about Twilight than just about anything. People love getting me on their Twilight team on the the trivia game.

 

[Captain Fabio]

That made me laugh.

But I cringe every time I see or hear about 'Twilight' ><'

 

[Aether]

This reminds me of when 'why' was typed into the search engine, the first search term that appeared was 'why did Obama win the Nobel Prize?' This is equally amusing.

 

[Feign]

Wow... I can't believe I just found something much worse...

One of the first results being by this stupid person:

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081123210411AAofNGY

 

[poopnoodle]

One of the first results being by this stupid person:

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...3210411AAofNGY

Lol @ katquist24's answer. "Well, Sam..."

The very fact that Meyer got her mediocre (overstatement) vampire folklore fanfic series published is laughable to me, now seeing all these kids exalt this woman for something I could have written in seventh grade and fixate themselves on fictional characters really makes me want to drink heavily. I weep for our generation~

 

[Feign]

so apparently things are creepier than I thought... not only is this creepy stalking, but the question I highlight has more results by far than the other ones...

 

[twocows]

Don't even attempt to look up "why won't my."

And for those of you that are going to simply because I said it, don't say I didn't warn you.

 

[Feign]

Kekeke look what I found from a great site XD

 

[Astinus]

so apparently things are creepier than I thought... not only is this creepy stalking, but the question I highlight has more results by far than the other ones...

Spoiler:

Yeah, but the results of that one (at least the ones on the first page) are either comparisons between the Twilight vampires and "real" vampires, or some page that combines the words "twilight", "vampire", and "real" in some random order.

The best result, however, comes from Yahoo! Answers. Only real vampires can answer.

 

[Feign]

:P But it is still a good laugh nonetheless. Nothing like some common words now popularized ruined (using that word loosely) by a google search. XD

Yahoo answers, are always full of lulz as well. XD Though sometimes you'd think they were on purpose.

 

[Z34guy]

I was bored and these made me laugh and gave me something to do.