*On the way to Mt. Moon, facing lots of usual, boring trainers. Some of them were quite amusing anyway...
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Anjin:"Ey, ey...you think that I'm mean, huh? Then, watch it!"
Lass:"What are you doin OH MY GOD WHY YOUR EYES ARE SO PERVERTED WHY IS YOUR HAND COMING TO MY SKIR..."
Anjin:"Shut up. I want only money."
Lass:"That was my part! Uuurgh! How rude!"
Anjin:"You have never been destroyed by Tadakatsu Honda's square combo, so you know nothing about being rude..."
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Youngster:"Oh, commme onnnnnn :( That's not fair :(("
Anjin:"Don't worry kid, you are strong enough to route wild Pedobear. By the way, what is your name?"
Younsgter:"Justin Bi..."
Anjin:"Oh shiz I'm leaving...I'm leaving..."
Youngster:"...mberstein, hey! Why do it always happens to meee :("
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Lass:"This is disgusting! How could you touch me and then, defeat!?"
Anjin:"
Ouu, you touch mah tralalah... <trollface>"
Lass:"Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! <runs away>."
Anjin:"At least I have more cash, yayz..."
*Near Mt. Moon, about to enter PC
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Anjin:"Geodude? Geezus, it seems quite impossible to surpass this cave then! Like seriously, I have grass Pokemon and I can't find any way to defeat him!"
Girl:"Yeah, it is! What now? What to do?"
Anjin:"Keep calm and...come on. It'd be piece of cake."
Girl:"But I'm scared!"
Anjin:"OHMYGOD BUT I NEED MONEY TO NEW SAMURAI WARRIORS SO I DON'T REALLY CARE OH COME ON JESUS CHRIST!"
Jesus:"Hey, wassup?"
Anjin:"Dear Jesus, please tell her that there is nothing to be scared about in this cave."
Jesus:"Yeah, expect level 8 Paras!"
Anjin:"..."
*Smashing through Mt. Moon like a godfather
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Anjin:"Yeah, you did. I do not want to be unpleasant but...you suck."
Rocket:"How can you be so bad? :( Giovanni will show you!"
Anjin:"And who the hell is he, mariacci?"
Rocket:"Hey, hey, do not say such bad things! He is good gangster, good..."
Saur-Rawr:"Wraah ima hangry id laik to eat some rawwrrzzz tim misslez gruntz rawwrrrr!"
Rocket:"Aaaaaaaa!!! <runs_away>"
Anjin:"It always works. Thanks, bro'".
Saur-Rawr:"Yaaah, nada problemrrarrrrrzw."
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Anjin:"Actually I'm on my way to Cerulean City but, maybe I could help you to get ot of here...(god damn this one is sooo cute!)"
Beast:"Ey, don't do that! Do not forget about SW3!"
Saur-Rawr:"Wraarr...Akechi Mitsuhide...deadly Charge 7...30% sale in Saffron City...do not have time wrarrrrararazzz..."
Lass:"So? Will you help me?"
Anjin:"Err...ugh...eeeermm...OMG OH SHIZ LOOK ODA NOBUNAGA OPENED THE GATES OF HELL!"
Lass:"What what what?! <looks around>"
Anjin:"<running away> Guys, how could you be so harsh? ;_;"
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Hiker:"Hey, but Geodudes are awesome! How could they lost?!"
Anjin:"Hey, dude. Actually, hey. Dude, dude, hey."
Hiker:"What?"
Anjin:"Hey, I have something important to tell, hey."
Hiker:"Yeah, what?"
Anjin:"
Gemu
Ova,
Dude! You sucks like seriously! :D"
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Anjin:"U mad bro'? Bro' u mad? U mad bro? <trollface>"
Rocket:"Ugh, argh, ouaarghhh! Blablabla, blabla, bla, blablabla, blablabla, xasbgadbgoadu, bgaudgadog, gniaoegoabgao, <runs away>."
Super Nerd:"Hey! I am Super Nerd and I'll..."
Anjin:"AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xDDDDDDDDDD"
Super Nerd:"...what?"
Anjin:"Ahahahahaha, are you actually named Super Nerd?"
Super Nerd:"Hey, do not laugh!"
Anjin:"Ahahahahahahahahahaha xD Okay, nevermind. Let's battle..."
*5.61 seconds later
Anjin:"Hey, hey Supernerd, you've been anihilated...Whatchagonnado?!"
Super Nerd:"Learn more chemistry, for the sake of nerdism!"
Anjin:"Maan, impossible. He is Super Nerd for sure."
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Anjin:"At last...ugh, fresh air...come on guys, we need to take a rest."
Saur-Rawr:"Braararara, rawr!"
Beast:"Yeah, come on!"
Anjin:"But to be honest, I feel bad for this girl, anyway. I will not forget this, guys."
Beast:"Seriously, at least in this dialog, you could stop for a while."
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Guy1:"Hey, Bill is awesome!"
Guy2:"Yeah, he is cool! I like his ears!"
Guy1:"Hey, I've heard that even french people are visiting him!"
Anjin:"French people? No...not again. I hope that it's not this one."