Useless Power

[Lil' Schu]

I grant you the power to gaze into amoeba's minds.

 

[Krobelus]

I grant you the power to become a Magikarp that can only splash.

 

[Crimson Arcanine]

I grant you the ability to make any part of your body glow, but you can only see it.

 

[Krobelus]

I grant you the loss of skills skill. Where, everytime you increase to a certain skill level in something, you drop right back down to Newbie level.

 

[SephirothX]

I grant you the power to read minds, but the power only works on people with an IQ of -2675362536732.

 

[Pikabloo]

I grant Dark Lucario the ability to make his skin really soft and squidgy, like marshmallows xD

 

[Đ a r κ]

I grant Shiranui the ability to get to the final level of any game, but you cant ever defeat the bad guy.

 

[Pikabloo]

I grant Telepathic the ability to make his eyes look like he has Sharingan, yet they acutally turn him blind O_o

 

[SephirothX]

I grant thee the power of being incredibly...stupid.

 

[United squirtle]

i give dark lucario the power to eat himself

 

[~*!*~Tatsujin Gosuto~*!*~]

I grant a bear to eat its fur

:t354:~*!*~Queen Boo~*!*~

 

[Pikabloo]

Getting a bit spammy here... O_o

I grant Queen Boo the power to turn into a chicken whenever she breathes in...

 

[SephirothX]

I grant you the power to actually make your face look like this: @.@

 

[Krobelus]

I grant Dark Lucario the power to have an avatar that only smart, good looking people can see. *Looks at DL's Avvie* o.0

 

[Ryu-Chan]

I grant you the power to control paper.
Only the paper that doesnt give papercuts >:3

 

[Pikabloo]

I grant Chaos Chao the ability to instantaneously make herself bald O_o

 

[Krobelus]

I grant Shiranui the ability to digivolve between baby form, and in-traning form. Only.. :P (bye bye veemon)

 

[Lil' Schu]

I grant you the power to have a genius IQ, but it doesn't apply to any stuff in the world.

 

[Ryu-Chan]

I grant you to simoustanely to make yourself have bad hair days.

 

[Lil' Schu]

I grant you the power to sleep at a rate of 1023 snores per minute~ o.o;