Useless Powurz

[THIRTY-SIX]

The power to type faster than me.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to pat a backyard.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

The power to have a different user name depending on which computer you use.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to... fall into a pile of glitter and giggle.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to throw a beached whale at a yacht.

 

[BeachBoy]

I give you the power to poke an orange.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to poke… full stop o.o'

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power of being greater at being located where you are.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I bestow upon you the power to talk gibberish.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to be so stressed that you become a baby again and then fail at your life that you'll redo.

 

[Guitar]

I bestow upon you the gifted ability to crush mosquitoes to death between your hands.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to have hiccups that sound like a horse.

 

[Guitar]

I grant you the unavoidable power to transform caramel into broccoli at the touch of your skin.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I bestow upon you the power to give people useless powers.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to change the future to how it's supposed to be.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

The power to believe what a person says.

 

[Kraka-chan]

I give you the power to walk on water... but not in salt water (i.e the sea).

Edit: No, scratch that! Only water in the desert!

 

[Twinx]

The power to sleep in flaming water.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I bestow upon to you the power to wink.

 

[Tater Tot]

I grant you the power to join a forum called Pokecommunity.