Useless Powurz

[THIRTY-SIX]

I give you the power to grow everyday. :O

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to find out why you're so... you.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I give you the power to wriggle your toes.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to lose all sense of grammar and die in a dictionary.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I give you the power to drown in a ravine.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to break the sun, but only if you're over the age of one.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to dribble uncontrollably.

 

[AztecSunshine]

I grant you the awesome ability to fart in silent moments!

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to wonder about tonight's meal.

 

[Tater Tot]

I grant you the power of having a signature, and avatar.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to shake your booty. xD

 

[Tater Tot]

I grant you the power to be dirtier than before. O_o

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I give you the power to hide your gender :O

 

[Tater Tot]

I give you the power to be female, like you've always wanted! xD

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Haha.
Power to sit on a chair.

 

[Bear]

I give you the power of above water breathing.

 

[Ivysaur]

I give you the power of using a computer.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to read what I'm typing.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power of using three verbs in order to describe how a parrot squalks.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to love dogs… the natural way.