Useless Powurz

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to save a fish from drowning.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to throw cards at a game of solitaire.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to be eaten in one bite.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to adopt your mind.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I give you the power to learn.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to go eat a baby with Akari.

 

[Pikabloo]

I give you the power to obsess over your obsessions.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to save a bird from a tree.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to change the life of an orphan.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

That's a good power o.o;
Power to have flatulence.

 

[Pikabloo]

I give you the power to sound like a convincing doorbell o.o

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I give you the power to be a door mat.

 

[Pikabloo]

I give you the power to eat doormats.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to have a coat hanger tail o.o;

 

[Pikabloo]

I give you the ability to replace innocent creatures' tails with random objects, using common materials such as sticky tape and staplers o.o

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I give you the power to be experimented on.

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

I give you the power to destory all roach kind
with nuclear weapons.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I give you the power to age everyday.

 

[Pikabloo]

I give you the power to greet people "Happy Birthday" when it's not their birthday.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to be a transparent screen.