Vending Machine

[Megan]

You get a drawing that's covered with a large 34!

*inserts coin*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a grand piano!

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

You get an eeveelution sticker-sheet!

*inserts random TCG card*

 

[Megan]

You get a Digimon booster pack.

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a blank commemorative plaque that's said to display the name of the person you most want to ban!

*inserts Rubik's cube*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a rubik's sphere!

*Inserts mask*

 

[PoryKid575]

You get a time machine set to March 2020!

*inserts stamp*

 

[Megan]

You get a letter from 2001.

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a red herring!

Spoiler:

*inserts empty wallet*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get an empty safe!

*yoinks and inserts the empty safe*

 

[Megan]

You get a club.

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

The VM opens up and reveals a ladder to a secret club.

*inserts membership card*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a free meal for 100 membership points!

*inserts post card from italy*

 

[Megan]

You get some sunglasses!

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

The VM shows you a secret handshake, but doesn't tell you where it will be of use. ..

*inserts glove*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a steering wheel cover!

*Inserts ibuprofen*

 

[Megan]

You get a medical bill.

*inserts coin*

 

[PoryKid575]

You get a candy bar!

*inserts brick*

 

[ReKoil]

The VM complains that that very brick was the one thing sealing an evil demon and berates you for releasing it!

*inserts a Chicken Nugget*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a beef nugget!

*inserts leaf*