Vending Machine

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a ton of sand!

*Inserts banana*

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

Banana 🍌 got gulped, and you got banana peel for free !


*Inserts Calendar*

 

[ReKoil]

You get your schedule freed up as the VM deletes all your appointments for the next 6 months! =D

*inserts an Edgeless Safety Cube*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get an edgeless safety triangle!

*Inserts tissue box*

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

You got tissue paper replaced by chocolate wrappers !!



*inserts Aloe Vera*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a note from a little girl named Vera who asks what an Aloe is.

*inserts hat*

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

You get a scarf to match the hat!

*inserts power glove*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a nintendo power magazine!

*inserts scissors*

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

A wild Scizor appeared !!



*Inserts toxic orb*

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

You get a Pecha berry!

*inserts hotdog*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a cold dog!

*Inserts calculator*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a Mathematician that follows you around and does your calculations for you!

*inserts deodorant*

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

A sweet aroma spreads through the air... !


*Inserts phenyl*

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

You get another phenyl to make a biphenyl!

*inserts apple core*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

you get a pear core!

*inserts laser sword*

 

[ReKoil]

You get sued by the company that placed the VM as you left the laser sword on and it cut of the bottom half of the VM!

*inserts a patchwork fix for the VM*

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

You received Docker image !


*inserts malware*

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

You get a note that says 'Pay the $1 000 000 ransom or else the VM will self destruct!'

*inserts hot cross bun*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a cold X bun!

*Inserts rock*

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

Dwayne Johnson appeared !!



*inserts meson*