Vending Machine

[Lapis_Laz95]

You get a guitar!

*inserts blue tablecloth*

 

[PoryKid575]

You get a blue set of plates!

*inserts dishwasher*

 

[Yellow Bommen]

You get a Striped Bottle!

*inserts coin*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

you get a dollar!

*inserts Steak*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get a wooden stake!

*Inserts a Dive Ball*

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

You get a scuba set!

*inserts green rupee*

 

[PoryKid575]

You get a red rupee!

*inserts USB drive*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get detailed plans for a new vending machine saved onto said USB drive!

*Inserts Wikipedia page*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

you get a news article!

*inserts scroll*

 

[ReKoil]

You get an elder moth priest to read the scroll for you!

*inserts the Wabbajack*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get a Ribbajack!

*Inserts a hyperdrive*

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

You get a Sega Genesis!

*inserts string*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a rope!

*inserts coin*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get a piece of candy!

*Inserts Whizzo Butter (which is almost indistinguishable from a dead Crab)*

 

[ReKoil]

You get the title of Whizkid!

*inserts outdated stereotype*

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

You get a movie with original story!

*inserts boombox*

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

You get a box with a bomb inside! BOOM!!!

*Inserts a geographic survey of the moon*

 

[Yellow Bommen]

You get a Moon Stone!

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a Ravenclaw logo!

Spoiler:

*inserts Tile puzzle with 1 missing piece*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get the missing piece!

*inserts gnome*