Ways to get yourself grounded

Find the porn mags in your Dad's tool box.
 
Capt. Couch said:
Oh, Oedipus, poor victim of fate. We'll remember you dearly.
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And to the winner go the spoils.
+ 68 Brownie Points.



Take your parents brownie points and then say the neighbors took them.
 
Say your mum is lying when she said that you got injured by your father with a cattle prod.

(true story for bros. XD;)
 
Have your dad stick his head into a book

Stick a pornographic picture on the cover

Call mom to the room

GTFO
 
Knocking over the Christmas tree, and letting the cat poop in the broken ornaments.
 
Flushing your kitty down the toilet

Erm... no, let me try again.

Smoke your kittens droppings in your parents' room

Yeah, that's less cruel
 
Throwing a gallon of milk at your mother's face.
 
Tell them that "Wikipedia" is now named "Uncylcopedia"...

Trust me, that is worse than you think.
 
Shouting at Ein's mum
What?
Punching a Security Guard =/
That's a different kind of grounded though =/
 
shouting at my mom. end of story
 
Getting caught in the school bathroom with your girlfriend. Enough said XD
 
─AdvancedK9─ said:
Tell them that "Wikipedia" is now named "Uncylcopedia"...

Trust me, that is worse than you think.
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No, it could be worse... Tell them that it has been renamed to "Encyclopedia Dramatica." 4Chan takes no prisoners. If you're easily offended, don't Google.

Stare at your parents directly in the eyes with an emotionless expression. Do it for at least ten seconds.

Seriously... That's all it takes to get my dad unreasonably PO'ed at me.
 
Capt. Couch said:
No, it could be worse... Tell them that it has been renamed to "Encyclopedia Dramatica." 4Chan takes no prisoners. If you're easily offended, don't Google.
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Ha, how could something dramatic be so...HOLY JESUS!

Look up stuff at ED all day and not erase the history on your dad's PC. 0_0'''''
 
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