the cheapskates, immagine these lyrics to bouncey, dorkey british ska
you still owe me 12 pence-the cheapskates
Don?t give me all that crap about not realising the date (date)
You know for a positive fact that the outstanding loan is late
Oh yes you do
This is so typical of you
There?s nothing you can say in your defence
You still owe me twelve pence
Don?t fob me off with lines like maybe I could give you nine (nine)
You better give it back, yeah, that whole twelve pence is mine
That money?s mine
Such a heinous crime
For someone who?s so smart your really dense
You still owe me twelve pence
Now you?re in the red
Soon you might be dead
You?d better give it back
Or you might lose your head
So, don?t give me all that crap about not realising the date
You know for a positive fact that the outstanding loan is late
You?ve gone too far
La la la la
The arguments you start just don?t make sense
You still owe me twelve pence