What did your Pokémon REALLY tell N?

[Hikamaru]

10/10

You really nailed that one, Limanya!

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This is what happened when N met my Vanilluxe.

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N: Vanilluxe, tell us about yourself.

Vanilluxe: Hi N, I feel so sad cos my species gets so much hate.

N: I feel sorry for you, thankfully Hikari respects you.

Vanilluxe: People don't know that I'm the best of the Unova Ice-types.

N: So is Hikari one of the very few Trainers that like your species?

Vanilluxe: Yes.

N: Please don't freeze me...

Vanilluxe: I will use my powerful Ice Beam! *N freezes*

N: Brrrrrrr.... thanks for speaking.

 

[Limanya]

....Amazing. 9.5/10.

N: Well, Flaaffy, Deino. Who are you two?
Flaaffy: did y0u already meet s0llux and feferi
N: Yes, i did. But i can't really remember it...maybe tell me some more?
Deino: W3 W1LL >:]
N: Well, begin then. What are your names?
Flaaffy: im aradia
Flaaffy: im named after a gh0st girl in that webc0mic
Flaaffy: we are all f0rced t0 talk like characters
Flaaffy: but it d0es get fun after a while
Deino: 4R4D14 1S R1GHT!
Deino: 1 TH1NK TH4T SOLLUX 4ND F3F3R1 R34LLY LOV3 34CH OTH3R!
N: And who are you, little guy?
Deino: 1'M 4 G1RL >:T
N: Oh, sorry!
Deino: 1'M T3R3Z1!
Deino: 1'M 4LSO N4M3D 4FT3R 4 CH4R4CT3R...
N: And who is that 'T3R3Z1'?
Deino: SH3'S BL1ND!
Deino: H3H3H3!
N: But how does she...
Deino: SH3 C4N T4ST3 4ND SM3LL COLORS!
Deino: 1'M L34RN1NG 1T TOO!
Deino: SN111111111111FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF >:]
N: Very interesting....thanks...
Flaaffy: until s00n
Deino: BY3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
N: I'll go now...and slowly RUN AWAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hikamaru]

10/10

Yours are the best, Limanya! (Apart from me)

Now, this is what N said when he met my Emboar.

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N: Emboar, tell us about yourself.

Emboar: I am pretty speedy compared to the rest of my species.

N: Really? I heard you can outspeed Liepard without using Flame Charge.

Emboar: Yes, isn't that cool?

N: I read your nature is Jolly, and there's a possibility your Speed IV's might be good.

Emboar: Yeah, I was able to beat a lot of Trainers.

N: Does your higher-than-average Speed make you special?

Emboar: Yes, I am special.

N: Well, nice talking to you.

 

[Limanya]

'Yes, I am special.'
What....10/10!

N: Krabby, please talk to me.
Krabby: WHY SHOULD I TALK TO YOU.
Krabby: I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT HAIR!
Krabby: IT'S AS IF KANAYA AND NEPETA BARFED ON YOU.
N: Hey, stop! What's your name?
Krabby: I THOUGHT YOU'D ALREADY KNOW THAT.
Krabby: I'M KARKAT, DUMBASS.
N: Aha, Karkat. A weird name for a Krabby, isn't it?
Krabby: I'M NAMED AFTER SOME GUY FROM HOMESTUCK.
Krabby: YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHO SHOUTS ALL THE TIME.
Krabby: I REALLY WANT TO SAY SOME THINGS NOW THAT WILL MAKE YOU EARS SCREAM IN PAIN.
Krabby: THAT BEEDRILL? HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
Krabby: ENOUGH INFORMATION NOW, WEIRD ALIEN?
N: Yes....thanks......i'll go.....

 

[The Shiny Umbreon in the Corner]

4/10

N: Hi Samurott how as Shiny Umbreon been with you training you?
Samurott: shut the freak up N i don't get trained I train him!
N: Well okay my parents trained me so yeah
Samurott: :sighs: Look bud i don't need your life story. I mean really i thought you were interviewing me?
N: Well aren't you just a Jerk today??
Samurott: Do I really need to pull my Blade out?
N:... ... ...
Samurott: Thats what i thought!!

 

[Hikamaru]

7/10

Here's what happened when N met my Skuntank.

N: Hi Skuntank.

Skuntank: I heard about you.

N: I noticed Hikari likes you even though...

Skuntank: She doesn't train Poison-types much.

N: I know you are trying to poison me.

Skuntank: Yeah, I'll throw gas in your face.

*Skuntank uses Poison Gas*

N: Ewwww... thanks for interacting.

 

[Pikachukid]

7/10

*Between N and Ditto*

N: Ditto, please talk to me.
Ditto: Ditto, please talk to me.
N:...Real mature, please take this seriously
Ditto:...Real mature, please take this seriously
N:...Kid, can I talk with another one of your Pokemon please?
Ditto in Pikachukid's form:...Kid, can I talk with another one of your Pokemon please?
N: AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

[The Shiny Umbreon in the Corner]

9/10

N: Hey Emboar!
Emboar:Hey
N:You sure are hot!
Emboar: dude I'm a guy.
N:... No Not That wa... (Emboar Interrupts)
Emboar: Uh huh don't you have something to do better than flit with me?
N: Dude I'm Not Flir... (Emboar Rudely interrupts once again)
Emboar: I mean I'm not even that way unlike some people that flirt with pokemon.

 

[TZ222]

8/10

N: Hello, cute little pink thing!
*two hours later*
Slowpoke: Duh... I like your hair!

 

[mineox100]

9/10

N: Hi cute Munchlax!

Munchlax: *on top of N's head*

N: What are you doing up there?

Munchlax: *eats N's hair*

N: Don't! It took me 2 hours to make it look like that!

Everyone: *looks at N*

N: Um... bye!

 

[NatureKeeper]

8/10

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N: Hi Dewott!

Dewott: Huh? Do what?

N: No, no, your name! Dewott!

Dewott: You want me to do what about my name?

N: No, your name is "Dewott"!

Dewott: Do what?

N: *facepalm*

 

[Doa]

Didn't another version of this thread die just about a year ago now?

Okay, I'd give that a 10/10 - I love punny humor.

N-terview #1 -
N: Tell me about your trainer.
Porygon: 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 01100100 01101111 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110111 01100001 01101110 01110100 01110100 01101111 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111
N: I can't understand you.
Porygon: 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 01101001 01110011 01110000 01101100 01100001 01101001 01101110 01100101 01101110 01100111 01101100 01101001 01110011 01101000
N: You sound like a modem.
Porygon: 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110011 01101111 01110101 01101110 01100100 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01100101 01101000 01101001 01100111 01101000 01101110 01101111 01110111 01101100 01100101 01100001 01110110 01100101 01101101 01100101 01100001 01101100 01101111 01101110 01100101
N: *sighs and walks away*

EDIT: Crap, joke's been taken. Repeatedly. Ah, well.