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What did your pokemon really say to N?

This seems more like a game than an actual discussion (because people can continue to post over and over new things they said to N), so off this goes to Pokemon Trivia. :) Unless Tara disagrees.
 
Now I post again :3

N: Lillipup, tell me about your trainer.
Yorkie(Lillipup): He won't let me evolve.
N: That's not very nice.
Yorkie: And now he blames me for being too weak, so he's going to replace me with another pokemon!
N: How horrible!
Yorkie: I know righ-*gets put in the PC*
N: Well, hello Victini, how do you like your trainer?
Victor(Victini): Kris, can I burn this guy yet?
Me: Sure, go ahead.
Victor: Yay!
N: O.o' Oh shite...

Well, I don't know what else to say right now ):
 
N: Tell me about your trainer Minun.
Minun: First, I hate you.
N: I asked about your trainer.
Minun: Second, Did you listen to what I said?
N: Answer my question.
Minun: Nein way!
N: Please?
Minun: Alright. He is not creepy like you and he looks better than you.
N: *Cries*
 
Umm...Not sure if this gonna be good but anyways:

White:

N: Do you like your trainer?
Darmanitan: I no leikz you
N: Why?
Darmanitan: You cweepy
N: You're not nice.
Darmanitan: I not had lunch yet
N: What has that got to do with things?
Darmanitan: *Licks lips* I NOT HAD LUNCH YET!
N: *Gulp*
Darmanitan: Can I eat him?
Me: Yeah, sure, whatever. *Goes back to Pokédex*
Darmanitan: *Pulls out knife and fork*
N: YOU CANNIBAL! *Turns and runs off, screaming like a girl*

Black:

N: Do you like your trainer?
Swoobat: Noo...t really..
N: Why?
Swoobat: Everybody gets to be lvl 60 but me! ;(
N: But your only outside the fourth damn gym!
Swoobat: Exacally!
 
They said: *Insert TV beep here*

Nah, joking.


N: *gets noodle arms* Telll me wheere youuu livve!
Serperior: Creeper.
N: Teeel me littttle snaaake.
Serperior: CREEPER.
N: Nowwwwww!
Serperior: CREEPER.
N: Wat?
Serperior: IMMA FIRIN MAH SOLAR BEAM
 
Lemme try this.

N: Glaceon, tell me about your trainer.
Glaceon: He genuinely cares about the whole team, and nobody is left behind.
N: :)

N: Deino, what do you think about your trainer?
Deino: HE USES ME AS A MEAT SHIELD!
N: WHAT!? :(

N: Carracosta, do you like your trainer?
Carracosta: Khan the dragonslayer shall DESTROY YOU!
N: ...?
Pokedex (Out-Loud): Carracosta, the prototurtle Pokemon. They can live both in the ocean and on land. A slap from one of them is enough to open a hole in the bottom of a tanker.
N: OH SHI-*Slapped*
 
N: Tell me about your trainer.
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: I love my trainer ever so much! It's not like I despise him so much that I'm going to slice him in half right after you leave since I don't want any witnesses! *innocent eyes*
N: Uh...
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: I LOVE my trainer.
N: Good. *leaves*
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: *pulls out chainsaw and creepily starts walking towards Darkpokeball*
*N comes back since he dropped his hat*
N: What the---*sliced*
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Where are you darkpokeball? Come out come out wherever you are....heh heh heh....
 
N: Tell me about your trainer.
Dewott: Did you ask that to my Sensi?
N: Yes.
Dewott: Because my master said your dead.
N: Yes, And I came to kill you!
Dwott: *gasps* *Uses Hypro pump*
N: Ahhhhh! *hides*
 
LOL WUT Love these comments.
Black:
N: Hey, Zekrom, Would you tell me what kind of Trainer Lyris-- *SPOILERS* WHAT'S THIS... MY PARTNER POKEMON??? *end of spoilers*
Zekrom: Yes
N: OMG *runs off to tell Ghetsis*
Lyris: ...ok, what was going on with him...?

White:
N: Hey, Reshiram. Would you tell me what kind of Trainer-- OMFG, HOW DID I JUST SPOIL THE STORY??
Reshiram: *roars* Lyris caught and trained me, AT THE END OF THE GAME xD
N: LOL WUT?
Lyris: My Favorite Pokemon, that's why I catch non-Version-Native Pokemon sometimes.
N: How??
Lyris: NEVER gonna tell ya
N: -.-
Reshiram and Lyris: *uses Hyper Voice*
N: *runs off*

Did you know? My version of Hyper Voice is actually my high-pitch Scream/squeal in real life. I simply learned it. I don't know how, but it just came to me.
 
N's Interveiws.
​
1.
N: Samurott, what do you think of your trainer?
Samurott: I have dishonored my ancestors!
N: Right....

2.
N: So, Simisear, what do you think of your trainer?
Simisear: OooOooAaaAaaa *Monkey evolves into human*
Simihuman: Who the *bleep* are you?
N: OMG! Pokebomination!

3.
N: Alright, Ferrothorn, what do you think of your trainer?
Ferrothorn: *Illusion fades* I'm a Zoroark you idiot!
N: This is ridiculous.

4.
N:So, Krookadile, what do you think of your trainer?
Krookadile: He's delicious.....
N: *Shivers*

5.
N: Zebstrika, what do you think of your trainer?
Zebstrika: What trainer? I'm a wild Zebstrika and you disturbed my den!
N: Oh shi-*ZAP!*

6.
N: I was almost killed by a Samurott, i was insulted by a Pokehuman, A Zoroark made me look like a total loser in front of my girlfriend, I was eaten by a Krookodile and i was electrecuted like hell by a Zebstrika!!! I QUIT!!!! AH!
Director Zekrom: There is no escape....
N: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU STUPID POKEMON ANYMORE!
*ZAP!*
Director Zekrom: ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR!!!!
N: Oh shi-*splat*​
 
N: Pokemon never lie!
Me: Lie through your teeth!
Fuzzles the Joltik: Got it boss
N: Tell me about your trainer
Fuzzles: He once punched Godzilla in the crotch so hard Godzilla exploded. It was awesome.
 
N: Tell me about your -
Samurott: One more move and my sword slits your throat with Razor Shell.
N: ...
Samurott: Right, now challenge him to battle!
...cue ordinary progression of events.
 
N: Tell me about your trainer....
Whirlipede: He put me in the daycare once, i got a girlfriend and i wanted to, like, mate, if you know what i mean. But he was all like "Nooooo" and i was all like "Shut up!"
N: Uh....Whirlipede, i am your trainer, we're just rehearsing.
Whirlipede: You're my trainer!? *Rams into N's crotch* Now YOU can't have any babies. Hmph.
N: Ungh.....
 
N: Tell me about your trainer.
Cinccino: I love him.
N: Seriously?
Cinccino: I love him.
N: Okay, I go--
Cinccino: I love him.
N: Uhh...
Cinccino: I love him.
N: Goodbye...*runs away*
Cinccino 2: *walks up* What'd I miss?
Cinccino 1: I love him.
Cinccino: Zane, the doll's broken again!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
N: Tell me about your trainer.
Galvantula: I'd say he's a nice guy.
N: How could you say that?! He just caught you and he's abusing your ability to beat the Gym Leader. He's just gonna dump you in the PC!
Galvantula: Well how about I just take the keys and leave, cheater! *slaps N*
N: Wait...what?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
N: Tell me about your trainer.
Jellicent: I hate him.
N: Really?!
Jellicent: Yeah. Hate you too.
N: Why?
Jellicent: Same reason I hate everyone else; I have a splinter.
N: *facepalm* This isn't working anymore.
 
N: Tell me about your trainer
Altaria (Cloudy) : He buys me smokes, maaaaaan. You got any?
N: Uhhh...it says it likes you. 0_o *backs away slowly*

N: Tell me about your trainer
Mamoswine(RAMPAGE!!!): I didn't get thawed out of a glacier just for you to ask me questions, you scum sucking maggot! Leave unless you want to get your head stomped in!
N: *Gulp* ItslikesyouBYE!*runs*

N: Tell me about your trainer
Hydreigon(Hydra): "Head 1: It likes you." "Head 2: But we hate him!" "Head 3: We hate everybody!" "Head 1: Shut up!" *heads start fighting*
N: Let's just say it thinks you're a nice guy. *walks away*
 
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N: Tell me about your trainer.
VineSlicer (my then-Servine): SHE WON'T STINKIN' EVOLVE ME!
Me: That's YOUR problem! YOU were the one who didn't want to train!
VineSlicer: But you made me battle those STUPID Cubchoos!
Me: Well, it's not MY fault the season changed!
*long screaming match between Serperior and trainer*
N: Ooookayyyy... *backs away slowly*
Director: (offscreen) NEXT!

N: Tell me about your trainer.
Torrentia (my Simipour): She evolved me before I learned Crunch! And I'm ticked!
Me: And YOU'RE complaining about evolving too early! Did you expect me to wait till you reached Level 43?
N: Getting out of this one before it starts...
 
N: Tell me about your trainer....
Me: What trainer?
N: wha- where did you come from. And where's that Simisear that was here a minute ago?
Me: Errr...yeah, Simisear...*exposes tail*
N: Ok, then, just let me interveiw another one of your poke-ABOMINATION! AAAAAAH!
 
N:Tell me about your trainer.
Klink: He wants me to grind you to bits.
N:...Okaaay
Me:Destoy em klink.
Klink: Ok
N:OH SHI-
 
N: Tell me about your trainer.
Lampent: She's amazing. Even though I'm not strong, she still puts me first in battle.
*hugs me*
Me: Awwww. That's so sweet.
N: Heyyyy. Where's my hug? *pouts*
Me: *hugs N* *whispers* I'd suggest that you run now before my Lampent Flame Charge's your A**.
N: AHHHHHHHHHH*runs far awayyyyyy*
Me: *Hugs Lampent*
 
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