What if a genie..

[Ninja Caterpie]

Three in six billion chance for any certain person to die is way too much for me.

 

[Agent Clank]

I wouldn't do it, because if I did, I pretty much murdered someone, and I want a full healthy life, not 10 years deducted off.

 

[mikey]

Eh, I wouldn't take it either. Wouldn't be able to live with myself if someone died because of me. And losing 10 years of life? No thanks.

 

[Sammi]

I wouldn't do it. I'd like some wishes... but not that badly. o_O Nothing I want is worth people dying for, nor for me to lose some of my life.

 

[butterbiscuit]

Here's my wishes:

#1: That whoever would die would be a bad person and they would deserve to die.

#2: (Not sure if this is allowed...) For 1,000 more wishes.

#3: That in all of those wishes no one would die.


Yay, everything is solved. :D



But if I was ACTUALLY asked this, I wouldn't take it. I wouldn't be able to handle the guilt. D:

 

[Zeta Sukuna]

I wouldn't take it. Why? Well, wishes have to be worded to your advantage, and I doubt the genie will wait for that. Sure, you can keep the lamp until you have each wish worded exactly the way you'd want it, but I'd rather sell the damn thing. Make a pretty penny off of it, and some other fool suffers instead of you due to some damn loophole that is more of a BS thing.

 

[jujuju]

1. I choose when I die
2. That power that Hiro has on "Heroes"
3. Infinite Wisdom

 

[Lumina]

1. No life depleted from me or anyone else (and yes, that includes death) as a result of my wishes.

2. Shapeshifting ability.

3. A giant, human-sized hamster ball.

 

[Corvus of the Black Night]

Probably would, just because longevity doesn't really matter to me (but rather quality of life), and that there's only about a 10 out of 6 billion chance that someone I really care about will die. I know, selfish, but the person would die of a pretty quick death. They wouldn't even notice it, so it might even be a good thing in the sense that that person wouldn't have to suffer through a terminal illness or something.

Dunno what I'd wish for exactly. It'd be along the lines of knowing all languages, flying and being able to read minds. But I'd need time to really work out the details.

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

1.Wish for immortality that can be turned on and off at will. I would also request that I could choose to die instantly if something goes terribly wrong or if I just get sick of living forever.

2. Find a way to cheat the genie and get infinite wishes. Wish for infinite after I get him tricked.

3. Try to cheat the genie again and carefully craft a wish that would remove the restriction of someone dying. If the genie gets pissed and attacks me, then that's where the immortality switch comes in. If the genie does not attack, then I would keep making enough new wishes to fill up an entire book.

 

[Kid Icarus]

I'd wish you wouldn't have to post 15 post before you can use pictures from other websites :)

 

[Angelito.]

I still would do it.

1. I wish my friends are happy and no harm comes to them.
2. I wish my family are happy and no harm comes to them.
3. I wish I was never born.