What If? Redux

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

But I don't have a water floor for you to swim on... Let me call a Blastoise!

What if I invite you for a gaming night in my house ? (I promise I will not use Future Sight to cheat!)

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

Then I will gladly come and play a game or few along with you (even though I don't play any games as such). Who knows that you might become the reason for me to have some interest in gaming !!



Continuing the above question in a different way;

What if I come into your home to play games 🎮 ?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Then I'd make sure to make it fun for the both of us!

What if you could fly?

 

[ReKoil]

Then my job would be a lot easier =D

What if you could breathe in outer space ?

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Then i would marvel at the planets!

What if hot dogs are made out of dogs?

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

Then dog squad would have feared to help the humans !!




What if we have 6 hearts ?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

then we'd live longer!

What if I was a spider?

 

[ReKoil]

Then you'd be hanging in a web waiting for your food to fly in... oh look a mosquito just flew into your web! Bon appetit!

What if Ketchup was made from carrots ?

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

Then the companies making them would have rebranded it as Kerato-Ketchup; do karate and consume Kerato !!



What if humans were having crest like peacocks on head ?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Then they'd be a lot more stylish!

What if you were a robot?

 

[ReKoil]

What do you mean what if? oh wait...

Then math would be a lot easier! =D

What if there were no commercials on TV ?

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

Then there would have been no difference between subscribed channels and the ones which are coming on TV, and that had provided nice viewing experience !!



What if Jellyfish would have been Jellybird ?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Then they would defy physics!

What if you could build anything?

 

[ReKoil]

Then say hello to an infinite amount of new wonders of the world... starting with a giant eeveelution statue =D

What if conflicts would be resolved by a cook off ?

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

Then it will become a race how quickly someone ends the conflicts, and due to which people will engage in more conflicts, and then challenge then try to find the quickest time possible to end the conflict, and eventually someone will be named in Guinness Book of World Record for having the quickest time to end the conflict.



What if I could charge my phone by placing my tongue in the charging slot of phone ?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Then they'd make phones tasty!

what if you were a spider?

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

Then I would have learnt perseverance much more easily, as spiders don't stop building their web even if they are destroyed by external factors, and keep making it again, because they know that their efforts will reward them if they keep going.





What if I was having a pet bear ?

 

[ReKoil]

Then you'd one day wake up to the bear snacking on you

What if the entire world spoke French ?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Alors nous saurions tous comment le parler !

What if your chocolate stash was stolen?😱

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

Then I would have asked @Fact Checking Gardevoir to use her magical black hole summoning technique to bring back my chocolates, and also will say to her that I will share a lots of chocolates with her !




What if jumping on the ground would have decreased the elevation level ?