What is the best Excuse you have ever heard?

Shining Arcanine, may I go to your place to check out your real Arcanine.

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Shining Arcanine said:
My Arcanine ate my homework. LOL
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That is a great one, but one thing I didnt eat it. XD
The thread stays here its not a poll.
The best excuse I know if is "My dog (or Arcanine if you have one like me XD) ate my homework."
 
ehh...
"Here Arcy, here!"
*Arcanine runs over*
*Shingo` feeds Arcanine his paperwork*
Arcanine: "I sentence you to 5 years as a dog slave!"
 
"I left my calculator in my car so I can't take the Pre-Calc test"

And the teacher bought it...meh

boo ya soup la
 
Dragon Man 11 said:
I've made up some pretty good ones that I can't remember because now I'm in 8th grade and want to get into a good high school so now I do all my work. But one of them was always "I left it at home" (Pretty lame) One time when I was late for school I had a loose tooth I said "I was walking to the subway station and I tripped and fell and my tooth became loose so I had to go home and then I had left my keys at home so I was locked out and I had to wait 15 minutes for my neighbor to get home so I could borrow her set of keys. I think they believed me. :laugh: One time though some kid in my class raised both of his hands and waved them around and when the teacher called on him he said he was daydreaming and was one of those people at the airport who wave those things around. You know the people who stand in front of planes and walk backward. Don't know exactly what they do but it was pretty lame. Everyone laughed though.
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LOL! Good ones.

Also, I believe they guide the planes. ;)

I never need an excuse so I don't have any.
 
Well, isn't this thread old hehe. I don't know if this is an exuse but I remember saying one a long time ago when I was little. It was back when I used to live in California and my mom never let us leave the table without finishing all our "healthy" foods. Unfortunately, they're always yucky. I was the only one at the table while my mom watched me, and at that moment I came up with an idea.
I said "Mommy, this food is so good, can I save it for tommorrow?"
That's become something we say a lot in our family, although I can't remember whether I still had to eat it hehe.
 
Junichi said:
The best excuse I ever heard is that someone forgot homework because their dog ate it.
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That's too common that I feel that the teacher won't believe.
The next best thing to this will be: my brother tore up my homework.
 
Purin said:
That's too common that I feel that the teacher won't believe.
The next best thing to this will be: my brother tore up my homework.
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Another one is when your parents burnt it by accident.
 
Purin said:
That's too common that I feel that the teacher won't believe.
The next best thing to this will be: my brother tore up my homework.
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that one is classical that it's completely unbelievable... but then I did see a friend... err... someone-who-i-can-talk-to's dog *almost* teared off part of the assignment... But then I was laughing hard even though in the end no damage is done except for a teethmark (the dog just took it in his mouth and ran around the house... he dropped it in the end)
 
I stick to the original excuse for not doing H.W, My dog ate it! Even though I don't have a dog. Of course, she didn't but that buy excuse and I would say" Just playing. It's in my binder." Then I start looking into my binder and flip through all the pages. After I did that, I would make a serious face and say "I'm sure I put it here somewhere." The the teacher would say, "Quit looking, I believe you." Then I would go home and do that homework to make sure she really believe me.

Hehehehehe :badsmile:
 
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