Two things stick out.
I was in the dining room. I was eating a sandwich, and had my plate on the floor. I had reached down to take a bite and I picked up something else and put it in my mouth. Immediately, I spat it out. I don't know what it was, but it was hard and it was black. I have a suspicion that it was crap, but I will never know.
I was in my bedroom, eating chicken flavored ramen noodles that had gone cold from my ignoring it for too long. I went to eat some, and there was this massive ant in it. I didn't put it in my mouth, but it certainly petrified me long enough to thinking that I could have.