What kind of blonde moments do you have?

When I go somewhere, I occasionally do a lot of things without doing the one thing I came for and thus have to come back later again. More than once I forgot what I was going to do there once again.
 
I keep catching myself trying to put my cooking oil into my fridge.

I've succeeded in putting it in there once. I didn't realize it for a few hours until I went to get something else from the fridge, I must have been quite distracted that evening.

I used to do the whole "try to put milk in the cupboard" thing before, but haven't caught myself doing that anytime recently.
 
Sometimes I'll go grab a second spoon for when I'm eating a bowl of cereal after grabbing the milk, even after I already got a spoon out.
 
i just experienced a blonde moment:

the youtube video at the top of the Off-Topic page began playing and so I began searching through all of my tabs, muting and unmuting each time. I closed all of my windows until i realized it was just PC lol

Edit: now nothing is playing sound except spotify

help
 
Just had a blonde moment this morning. I had a horrible sleep last night and was about to leave to drop off a letter. Before I left I grabbed an apple from the fridge and ate it on the way out. When I got to my car, I went to the garbage can in my garage, threw out my car keys, and walked to my car holding the stupid apple core in my hands. Horrible start to the day digging through the damn garbage container for my keys.
 
my blonde moment is my entire life

all jokes aside, sometimes i try to drink from a water bottle with the top still on and sometimes i trip over my own feet or the air. also i will sometimes turn the brightness up or down instead of turning the volume up and sometimes i put ramen in the microwave without putting water in it first
 
If you go to my vms you can literally see a message I posted on my own damn profile that I thought I was sending to a member
 
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