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OMG THIS THREAD IS BACK!!!
Time to post the awesomeness I posted last time and other people posted last time:
Be warned it's a lot!
Zappy's List of 100 Things I have learnt from Pokemon - Yes it's actually 100
1. Its ok to wear the same clothes over and over again and not need to change for the next few years or so (yes that includes underwear)
2. The best way too get pocket money is to battle people for it
3. You can live a few years without eating
4. Going toilet is unnecessary
5. Ten year olds are allowed to roam the world later than their bedtime
6. Your mom doesn't really care for you and just your money (PKMN G/S/C)
7. Your Mom loves to buy stuff for you even though you will never really be at home to enjoy it.
8. No house has a toilet
9. Water is beaten by electricity ( What about water + a keyboard/computer/ electrical hard(soft)ware)
10. Psychic is not spelt phychic
11. It's ok to be in t-shirts and shorts any time of the year. Even in Winter
12. The only words that come out of your mouth are "......."
13. The main character's parents are divorced except in R/S/E - cause we actually know where your dad is
14. You don't need to learn the important stuff we need to learn now - who gives for school
15. You can ride a pokemon with a burning back(ponyta) without getting ur butt sizzled (pkmn special)
16. You can run without ever getting tired
17. That you can never bike inside
18. Pokemon that have already fainted can still fly you or surf you places
19. People call you often to tell you every bit of information in there life
20. That Ash wasn't good enough to meet Raikou
21. People will keep coming back to challenge even though they know they will still be beaten.
22. (G/S/C) This freaky dude called your Rival keeps stalking you and says he is better than you when really he just wants to get "closer" to you
23. If pikachu evolves Pokemon may Pokemon won't really have much of a point anymore.
24. Your mom doesn't care if you spend all your money gambling
25. No one cares if you walk into their house
26. People love saying the same thing over and over again without any sense of knowing any other vocabulary.
27. Evil organizations need better Pokemon than Zubat Wurple etc
30. Pokemon say their own name in the Anime but in the game they make weird screeching sounds.
31. Another stalker known as Dawn always ends up at the wrong place wrong time
32. Ash needs a birthday Party, I lost count of how old he is
33. Ash carries half a pokeball in his bag
34. Ash abandons his pokemon at Prof. Oaks place when he's in Pallet town and doesn't use them unless necessary.
35. You can get a lot of free stuff from random people no matter how valuable it is
36. People don't wait for your opinion they just battle you. No comment what so ever.
37. You can only do the lottery once a day
38. Swimmers practically live in the water, I've never seen them move from around there spots.
39. Same as 38 Hikers that never go out of caves, they'll go blind from never seeing the light. They musta been born there.
40. People need to move more often as in move from town to town more that just steps.
41. School is a place where there are hardly any students.
42. It's ok to climb mountains without the proper gear.
43. It's ok to walk in the snow just wearing a scarf and no proper snow gear.
44. We can't borrow someone's snowboard or skis in the snow we actually have to walk, we can't run either we HAVE t o walk
45. The sandstorm doesn't bother the trainer, same in a hailstorm
46. Huge creatures can be kept in tiny shere shaped things
47. People just give you thier number not caring what could happen.
48. Tiny mice can beat huge robots.
49. Prof. Oak forgets what his Grandson is called
50. A pokeball is like a boomerang - It comes back!
51. You can recognize bad guys jus by looking at their clothing.
52. Large evil organizations always send their guards at you one at a time and not all at once
53. Even if you have 1000000 in cash you get treated the same as anyone else
54. You can't exercise in Gyms anymore
55. If you get shocked by electricity or burned by fire you turn a black color and sizzle away without getting heart failure or such
56. No one really cares about 10 year olds gambling for dolls
57. that everyone from an evil organization claims to steal other people's Pokemon, but they still insist on using Zubat, Glameow, Stunky, Meowth, and the like. Over and over and over again.
58. Gym Leaders have extreme patience letting them to stand on one spot and still look awesome
59. If you spin around on the same spot really really fast you can change into a tux or a nice dress but only that
60. Police ppls only want to fight you at night
61. Experience in life is given to you by points
62. Most people only require a one room
house that usually only has a bookcase and table in it.
63. That in order to Smash a rock or to cut a tree you need a badge otherwise you aren't ready to do so
64. I also learned that when a Pokemon faints, it won't wake up until you take it to a Pokemon Center or feed it a small, diamond-shaped piece of who-knows-what. Really, what do they make medicine out of?
65. Grunts in an evil HQ never raise the alarm after they lose - they just stand there
66. Oh, and playing lullabies wakes things up
67. Most 10-year-olds have the physical and mental capacity to run around an entire country
68. Stealing pokemon from trainers is bad, but breaking and entering into somebody's house to steal everything that isn't nailed to a wall is ok
69. Mythical gods can be controlled by a small child if they have enough flimsy pieces of colored metal.
70. The world stands completely still until you do something, and if you lose you can just try again! It's not like anything important will happen while you're gone
71. Birds without wings can fly you across a country despite how small they are
72. A live pink jell-o can reproduce with every living creature on the planet. Humans are probably included.
73. Viruses actually help you get stronger.
74. You haven't fully experienced ugliness until you see a rock-nose compass chunk and a ghost...thing that's sealed in a stone
75. Though many people have KO'd wild animals for experience, you never see any unconscious/dead bodies lying around after the battle
76. Digimon isn't supposed to exist. According to Professor Oak,"...you can't turn a soul into data!" How could he say that? So I've been watching a lie since 1999? I think NOT! He just doesn't want any Pokemon competition, I guess.. (I'm sorry my fellow digimon fan club members)
78. Oak didn't realize he would actually need 4 Pokemon stocked, not just 3 Pokemon and Pikachu...
79. Computer soldiers can cost way more in one game version's gambling prize redemption area than they do in another.
80. Pigs can fly, if given the chance. All they need is someone with expert hacking skills.
81. Even if you become a Champion, the Champion you beat will never leave the room, and you never get the title "Champion" to replace "Animal Trainer" in your name
82. Overgrown lilypads love to dance.
83. You have a 1 in 8192 chance of seeing funky-colored animals covered in glitter.
84. The government is so incompetent. 10-year-old kids are always required to end crises. And leaders of gyms almost freakin' everyone else in the world are/ is so lazy! Many of them have animals that are much stronger than your animals during the crises, so they could easily handle the situation themeselves. But NO... They just stand in their gyms/houses as if nothing's happening to the world.
85. If it's raining on a route right before a treehouse city, you just have to take one step into the city to make the rain disappear.
86. You can stand right next to your animals and get hit by hail, fire, water, rocks, sandstorms, earthquakes, and explosions without feeling a thing or getting hurt
87. Trainers often begin the first day of their career by oversleeping, being woken up by their mother, and being reminded that they slept so late that they missed the meeting with the Professor.
88. To be a professor you HAVE TO be named after a tree. If there is ever a Trainer with a last name that is a tree, then he or she must at some point become a Professor.
89. I learned that all species in the entire world lay eggs.
90. Even when in a life-or-death fight against an evil sociopath in an alternate universe, you still have to take turns.
91. Time travel is possible, but only for baseball-sized objects
92. Trainers don't have to fight said creatures themselves. They can let their pets do all the fighting for them. After all, better them than us. Unfortunately...
93. Moon Rocks can change the way creatures look
94. No scientist has ever bothered to find out what's under a diglett
95. Don't throw rocks at sparrows or taunt weak red flopping fish - You'll regret it later
96. Psychic creatures which have an IQ of over 5000 loves to play with spoons and nothing else
97. That goes the same with Farfetch'd except they'll hold nothing else but leaks - where do they get those things anyway?
98. Berries can also give you defense against certain attacks. And if you eat a berry you hate, you can get confused.
99. The only crime that exists is stealing other people's pokemon. Anything and everything else is excusable.
And most importantly 100: Only people named Ash can save the world
Time to post the awesomeness I posted last time and other people posted last time:
Be warned it's a lot!
Zappy's List of 100 Things I have learnt from Pokemon - Yes it's actually 100
1. Its ok to wear the same clothes over and over again and not need to change for the next few years or so (yes that includes underwear)
2. The best way too get pocket money is to battle people for it
3. You can live a few years without eating
4. Going toilet is unnecessary
5. Ten year olds are allowed to roam the world later than their bedtime
6. Your mom doesn't really care for you and just your money (PKMN G/S/C)
7. Your Mom loves to buy stuff for you even though you will never really be at home to enjoy it.
8. No house has a toilet
9. Water is beaten by electricity ( What about water + a keyboard/computer/ electrical hard(soft)ware)
10. Psychic is not spelt phychic
11. It's ok to be in t-shirts and shorts any time of the year. Even in Winter
12. The only words that come out of your mouth are "......."
13. The main character's parents are divorced except in R/S/E - cause we actually know where your dad is
14. You don't need to learn the important stuff we need to learn now - who gives for school
15. You can ride a pokemon with a burning back(ponyta) without getting ur butt sizzled (pkmn special)
16. You can run without ever getting tired
17. That you can never bike inside
18. Pokemon that have already fainted can still fly you or surf you places
19. People call you often to tell you every bit of information in there life
20. That Ash wasn't good enough to meet Raikou
21. People will keep coming back to challenge even though they know they will still be beaten.
22. (G/S/C) This freaky dude called your Rival keeps stalking you and says he is better than you when really he just wants to get "closer" to you
23. If pikachu evolves Pokemon may Pokemon won't really have much of a point anymore.
24. Your mom doesn't care if you spend all your money gambling
25. No one cares if you walk into their house
26. People love saying the same thing over and over again without any sense of knowing any other vocabulary.
27. Evil organizations need better Pokemon than Zubat Wurple etc
30. Pokemon say their own name in the Anime but in the game they make weird screeching sounds.
31. Another stalker known as Dawn always ends up at the wrong place wrong time
32. Ash needs a birthday Party, I lost count of how old he is
33. Ash carries half a pokeball in his bag
34. Ash abandons his pokemon at Prof. Oaks place when he's in Pallet town and doesn't use them unless necessary.
35. You can get a lot of free stuff from random people no matter how valuable it is
36. People don't wait for your opinion they just battle you. No comment what so ever.
37. You can only do the lottery once a day
38. Swimmers practically live in the water, I've never seen them move from around there spots.
39. Same as 38 Hikers that never go out of caves, they'll go blind from never seeing the light. They musta been born there.
40. People need to move more often as in move from town to town more that just steps.
41. School is a place where there are hardly any students.
42. It's ok to climb mountains without the proper gear.
43. It's ok to walk in the snow just wearing a scarf and no proper snow gear.
44. We can't borrow someone's snowboard or skis in the snow we actually have to walk, we can't run either we HAVE t o walk
45. The sandstorm doesn't bother the trainer, same in a hailstorm
46. Huge creatures can be kept in tiny shere shaped things
47. People just give you thier number not caring what could happen.
48. Tiny mice can beat huge robots.
49. Prof. Oak forgets what his Grandson is called
50. A pokeball is like a boomerang - It comes back!
51. You can recognize bad guys jus by looking at their clothing.
52. Large evil organizations always send their guards at you one at a time and not all at once
53. Even if you have 1000000 in cash you get treated the same as anyone else
54. You can't exercise in Gyms anymore
55. If you get shocked by electricity or burned by fire you turn a black color and sizzle away without getting heart failure or such
56. No one really cares about 10 year olds gambling for dolls
57. that everyone from an evil organization claims to steal other people's Pokemon, but they still insist on using Zubat, Glameow, Stunky, Meowth, and the like. Over and over and over again.
58. Gym Leaders have extreme patience letting them to stand on one spot and still look awesome
59. If you spin around on the same spot really really fast you can change into a tux or a nice dress but only that
60. Police ppls only want to fight you at night
61. Experience in life is given to you by points
62. Most people only require a one room
house that usually only has a bookcase and table in it.
63. That in order to Smash a rock or to cut a tree you need a badge otherwise you aren't ready to do so
64. I also learned that when a Pokemon faints, it won't wake up until you take it to a Pokemon Center or feed it a small, diamond-shaped piece of who-knows-what. Really, what do they make medicine out of?
65. Grunts in an evil HQ never raise the alarm after they lose - they just stand there
66. Oh, and playing lullabies wakes things up
67. Most 10-year-olds have the physical and mental capacity to run around an entire country
68. Stealing pokemon from trainers is bad, but breaking and entering into somebody's house to steal everything that isn't nailed to a wall is ok
69. Mythical gods can be controlled by a small child if they have enough flimsy pieces of colored metal.
70. The world stands completely still until you do something, and if you lose you can just try again! It's not like anything important will happen while you're gone
71. Birds without wings can fly you across a country despite how small they are
72. A live pink jell-o can reproduce with every living creature on the planet. Humans are probably included.
73. Viruses actually help you get stronger.
74. You haven't fully experienced ugliness until you see a rock-nose compass chunk and a ghost...thing that's sealed in a stone
75. Though many people have KO'd wild animals for experience, you never see any unconscious/dead bodies lying around after the battle
76. Digimon isn't supposed to exist. According to Professor Oak,"...you can't turn a soul into data!" How could he say that? So I've been watching a lie since 1999? I think NOT! He just doesn't want any Pokemon competition, I guess.. (I'm sorry my fellow digimon fan club members)
78. Oak didn't realize he would actually need 4 Pokemon stocked, not just 3 Pokemon and Pikachu...
79. Computer soldiers can cost way more in one game version's gambling prize redemption area than they do in another.
80. Pigs can fly, if given the chance. All they need is someone with expert hacking skills.
81. Even if you become a Champion, the Champion you beat will never leave the room, and you never get the title "Champion" to replace "Animal Trainer" in your name
82. Overgrown lilypads love to dance.
83. You have a 1 in 8192 chance of seeing funky-colored animals covered in glitter.
84. The government is so incompetent. 10-year-old kids are always required to end crises. And leaders of gyms almost freakin' everyone else in the world are/ is so lazy! Many of them have animals that are much stronger than your animals during the crises, so they could easily handle the situation themeselves. But NO... They just stand in their gyms/houses as if nothing's happening to the world.
85. If it's raining on a route right before a treehouse city, you just have to take one step into the city to make the rain disappear.
86. You can stand right next to your animals and get hit by hail, fire, water, rocks, sandstorms, earthquakes, and explosions without feeling a thing or getting hurt
87. Trainers often begin the first day of their career by oversleeping, being woken up by their mother, and being reminded that they slept so late that they missed the meeting with the Professor.
88. To be a professor you HAVE TO be named after a tree. If there is ever a Trainer with a last name that is a tree, then he or she must at some point become a Professor.
89. I learned that all species in the entire world lay eggs.
90. Even when in a life-or-death fight against an evil sociopath in an alternate universe, you still have to take turns.
91. Time travel is possible, but only for baseball-sized objects
92. Trainers don't have to fight said creatures themselves. They can let their pets do all the fighting for them. After all, better them than us. Unfortunately...
93. Moon Rocks can change the way creatures look
94. No scientist has ever bothered to find out what's under a diglett
95. Don't throw rocks at sparrows or taunt weak red flopping fish - You'll regret it later
96. Psychic creatures which have an IQ of over 5000 loves to play with spoons and nothing else
97. That goes the same with Farfetch'd except they'll hold nothing else but leaks - where do they get those things anyway?
98. Berries can also give you defense against certain attacks. And if you eat a berry you hate, you can get confused.
99. The only crime that exists is stealing other people's pokemon. Anything and everything else is excusable.
And most importantly 100: Only people named Ash can save the world
