"What's for lunch?" "Your MOM!"

I couldn't care less when people say "Your Mom"

but it irritates me when people say "That's what she said."
because I know she's a good girl and would never say such things D:
 
I HATE THAT. People say that when it has nothing to do with the conversation and put it in places where it makes no sense.

"What time is it?"
"YOUR MOM!"
"O_o' Seriously, what time is it?"
"YOUR MOM!"
"Great. Now what's the time?"
"YOUR MOM!"
 
Is it just me, or is this phrase so damn overused that even when my best friend uses it, I just wanna punch them in the face on the spot. It's so damn annoying, weak, immature and stupid. Geez, it just peeves me off.

Sheesh, if you can't come up with something witty to say, then shut the hell up and admit you lost
 
Well sweeties, were I come from "thems fight'n werds!" Seriously, in High School a lot of fights broke out because somebody scream "yo mama" as a retort. I would be lying if I said I never punch a guy in a face for saying "your mom" to me as a joke. Long story, short, my friends and I take it personally. XD
 
Personally I hate both those phrases. They're irritating, overused, and not clever or funny at all. Makes people sound like immature little pricks if you ask me. Luckily I don't hear either of them as much as I'm long past high school and I never watch crappy comedy movies that glorify that witless, tasteless 'humor'.

Also, insulting people is a waste of words.
 
This thread? Yer mum.

Really, don't tempt me :( The first thing I thought to write here without even reading the ITT was to shout YER MUM before you even said anything. Then I realized it wasn't real life.
 
the classic "ur mom" joke huh?

its not really used much as an insult rather then just to mess with your friend kind of thing where i am, and usually everyone laughs it off including the person its directed to....that or it starts a (your mom is so....) battle. Anyways its not really used as much as "thats what she said", which i can't get my friend to stop sayin...my question is:
Who is she, and why does she keep saying such things? XD
Yea i use it sometimes but they do getting really annoying if they get over-used (once or twice is fine, but 4 times thats enough dude, get yourself a new joke book)
 
Did you know the very first "Your Mum" joke came from Shakespear:

Act 1 Scene 1 of Timon of Athens
Painter: "Y'are a dog."
Apemantus: "Thy mother's of my generation. What's she, if I be a dog?"

Scene 2 of Titus Adronicus
Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?"
Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo."
Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother."
Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."

Proving "Your Mum" jokes are NOT a recent thing and can be quite witty. Shakespear is one of the most famous writers of all time!!
 
wobbadude1 said:
Did you know the very first "Your Mum" joke came from Shakespear:

Act 1 Scene 1 of Timon of Athens
Painter: "Y'are a dog."
Apemantus: "Thy mother's of my generation. What's she, if I be a dog?"

Scene 2 of Titus Adronicus
Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?"
Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo."
Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother."
Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."

Proving "Your Mum" jokes are NOT a recent thing and can be quite witty. Shakespear is one of the most famous writers of all time!!
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lol Shakespeare has provided lots of things that are still used today. Even my name(my real name) was first seen in a Shakespeare play.
Shakespeare ftw! ;3

Anyways I'm getting off topic... My school majorly overuses "your mom", "your face", and "that's what she said". I get really annoyed when people randomly throw them out there. I probably couldn't go a day without getting either at least eight times, most of the time it's not even used in funny situations. Ocassionally someone will use it at the perfect time and it'll be funny enough to put tears in your eyes but other then those moments I'm kinda fed up with hearing them.

~Pixelfied
 
I just use it as a joke, and very rarely infront of other people. I use it when I'm bored and I really can't think of a witty response.

"Where did you get that sword?"
"Your mother"
"What?"
"You heard me"

Or

"Who wants to come to VoA then?"
"Your mother, I heard she wants to go"
"F4. Just F4 right now"
"I F4'd your mom last night"

And yes, they were WoW referances.
Yeah, your mom jokes are very overused, but as I said, I don't use them in real life, I mostly use them over the internet for cheap laughs.
 
I don't use them. Ever. Don't see them much online, but they're not uncommon in my school. Overused and unfunny makes perfect humour.
 
BareBones said:
"Who wants to come to VoA then?"
"Your mother, I heard she wants to go"
"F4. Just F4 right now"
"I F4'd your mom last night"
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Warcraft Win.

Me and my mate used in nearly every sentence for the whole of middle school, then we said that we HAD to stop before we just became completely unlikeable and tasteless.

It's like proposing marriage. If the time is right, and you can pull it off, it's magical. but if the time isn't right and you say it to the wrong person, you will regret it (probably). and if you keep saying it it's just weird.
 
I hear them all the time, I've had them used against me a lot. :P Me and my friends use them on each other all the time, other than that I avoid it.
 
I overuse your mom (even though I'm not american and we say mum in New Zealand), epic, and fail.

& your mom epically fails.

oh gawd, I'm so uncoooool.

I try not to say it anymore.
 
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