*laughs* You guys, lol. Look what I started; we're all talking about our garbage days now.
Lol, mine's is Tuesday.
...
What?
What!? Don't give me those faces! I have an extra garbage day on Friday if Tuesday is so hard to comprehend for you guys! Sheesh! XD *rushes back into his bunker and multi-locks the door*
Sorry about being off for a while, but since,
you know, I
made the thread... *coughs* right, Kayleigh? *coughs*... I think I deserve a little rest, eh? Actually, the internet on my computer in particular in my house has been acting really wonky lately, so its been difficult to post. *sticks his index finger up in the air* Howeva! I'm still all up for having a chat, any time you guys are ready to! I have another computer I can use if this one bails out on me, that I can use to go on MSN. (In case you're wondering, I couldn't use it to post, because I was almost done with this post on the computer I'm using now, and it would just be darn cruel to make me have to type it up all over again, hehe.) Not only that, but I have something I'm dying to talk to you guys about, but I'm trying to save it until we go on MSN, because I know I'm going to go talking on and on about it forever, hehe.
Anyway, what was I talking about again? ..... Oh
yeeeeeeah--how little Ms. Perfectionist can't accept her defeat gracefully, hehe (And spelled 'thanks' as 'thaks' in her post. XD). Just face the facts, Kayleigh: You got beat by a guy whose typing speed is somewhere in the range of cold molasses and a turtle. *snaps his fingers in her face*
Ooooooh, that was a 'super effective' hit if I ever did see one. XD
Chrystie said:
Either I'm losing my mind, or did you really post on my birthday, June 30th--yesterday? Because I remember looking at the thread when I came on last night and it said "Yesterday," which would've been June 29th--not my birthday. But...I'm looking at it now--July 1st--and it says "Yesterday"...again. I think PC is trying to make me institutionalized...for whatever reason. O_____O Anyway, if you had made the thread on June 29th, we would've been in a very...*cracks knuckles on one hand*...bad...*cracks knuckles on her other hand*...state of affairs. I'm still recovering from my big day so go easy on me. ^_^; Oh! And if I completely threw you off, Dorkster, (because, you know, I wouldn't expect you to rely on your MEMORY for one, little date...*glares*) I don't know what possessed me at some point in the past year to have selected "Show Age Only" from my control panel. So that's why it didn't show up on the home page at first.
Er... Ahehe
hehe. *sweats* ...Y-You know I would never forget your birthday, Chrystie! You know that I would never
accidently make a thread on the wrong day, type the words 'Chrystie' and 'birthday' in the search bar to find one of your old birthday threads, (Or 'Sayuri no Hoshi', I think that works better *nods*)
check the date the thread was started, delete my old thread and then make a new one! You underestimate me! And, uh, overestimate my ability to come up with a brilliant plan like the one above, ahehehehehe. *gulps* I think you were just a wee bit tired after your big day, is all!
*mutters* That, or you're hiding sake somewhere... *coughs* I didn't say nothing! XD
Chrystie said:
*looks around, and kicks away a rotten fish bone* Anyway...O_________________O; I, uh, love what you did with the place. *puts a clothes pin on her nose to block out the stench and continues to talk in a nasal voice* Thanks for last month's issue of Vogue...even if there are pieces of...well, I don't know what (and I don't think I want to know)...on one of the featured dresses I liked...heh. *picks up the magazine with her index fingertip and thumb and casually tosses it away* Although, could you blame me if I would like to have chosen the truck full of strawberries and dork-with-a-giant-feather over...trash? ^_^; Jords, you may be odd; but, I don't think any 21 year-old ever got this kind of "trashed" on his/her birthday...heh. I have to say that it's probably better to have been in with the garbage than to have been binge drinking my worries away with alcohol (which I did not, nor will I ever, do). So, on some bizarre level, I am thanking you, lol. I hate to say this but...very clever, dork, very clever. Just don't get used to it or anything...XD
No problemo, Chrystie! No problemo! My mom always said that one day I'd appreciate having to take out the garbage every, single, day... *picks up a photo of him and his mom, stares at it for a second, then sets it back down*... and since the only thing to happen so far is that I've become more "re-spon-si-ble", I can only assume that this is what she was referring to. XD And, hey... be grateful I went beyond the call of duty and made a theme in the first place, hehe. That truck full of strawberries and giant feather was simply a metaphor to show how far I'd go to make your birthday a memorable one, because of our great friendship. *smiles* So I would never
actually do it, pshaw... XD
Last month's issue of
Vogue? No, no, no, Chrystie, everything in there is so...
last month. *gags* There's this month's issue over there,
(Hmm, must not be that popular, hehe...) under what appears to be... uh-oh. *shakes his head and sighs* I'm afraid we got a can of worms on our hands here ...literally! Look! XD *shoves the creepy-crawlers at Chrystie* (Not to sound conceited or anything, but I'm amazed at my own cleverness on this joke right here, hehe. Can of worms... it just fits so well with the whole garbage theme, lol. *sighs in satisfaction*)
Speaking of clever...
Wait. Did
you, just call
me clever!?!?!?
I... but... um... er... uh.. gee.. well.. I.. duh. man. doh. I..... GAH! MY BRAIN!!!
*runs around in circles several times holding his head like Psyduck, stops abruptly, sways in place a little bit, stumbles over a banana peel and blacks out*
....Ahh, my aching head. *sits up with one hand supporting him and one rubbing his head* I-I, don't know what happened. One minute I was fine, and then the next... *waggles his index finger at Chrystie* I think I heard you say something, but I can't quite remember what it was. *stands up and brushes some dirt off his shoulder* Whatever you do though,
don't. say. it. again. I might not know what you said, but I know what I felt. I felt like the world was about to implode. XD
But still--thanks for the compliment, Chryst, hehe. Now if you'll exuse me. *sits down and tries to lick his elbow*
Thome kid... he bet meh fif-tay buks that I cudn't wick my elbow. And I thot to mayself, "Thaaaaaaay, I'm thore Chwistie cud wose da ex-twa cath, tho, why noth gwive ith a chanth? I meen, exactwy how hod couth it be to wick your elbow?" *shrugs*
Tho I accthepted.
*catches Chrystie's glance for a second and stops*
Oh, don't worry. I know exactly what you're thinking.
*clears his throat and goes back to trying*
"
Vewy cweva, dok, vewy cweva." XD
Abby said:
I wish I had something cool to give you, but I guess all I can do is hope that everyone can get on MSN for some kind of Jordan torture-fest. ^_^
Uh, there'll be no need for that, Abby!
*scrambles up to her and puts an elbow on her shoul--hmm... pats her on the hea--
hmm...*
*looks up at her*
...Hmm. This is strange and foreign to me. XD
Anyway, hehe, like I said--there'll be no need for any kind of "Jordan torturing-fests". Every year I make it a point to butter them up aplenty in their birthday threads, so it never comes to that. How do I butter them up, you ask? Naturally, by acting as stupid as humanly possible. *whispers*
It gives them some peace of mind, you follow? XD
EDIT: You know, technically, 'Jordy-Wordy' doesn't even rhyme. So I'm sorry to say it, but:
it isn't very effective... XD