When is a Cake, not a cake?

[Golurks Were Meant to Fly]

Alex, I've been meaning to ask this for a long time, but.... will you... will you... MARRY ME jk answer my questions?

What is your opinion on the global economy?

Have you invested in a retirement plan?

What is your social security number? (if that even is a thing in England)

In 500 words or less, analyze the pros and cons of your birth, and how you've affected the world historically, politically, economically and socially. Be sure to answer the question in full, and employ TTQA.

Are you an innie or an outie?

uh Im running out of weird questions to ask so I'll come back later!

 

[Squirrel]

Alex, I've been meaning to ask this for a long time, but.... will you... will you... MARRY ME jk answer my questions?

How much do you make? no

What is your opinion on the global economy?

I literally don't have one. :D

Have you invested in a retirement plan?

No I'm like 4 omg.

What is your social security number? (if that even is a thing in England)

idk what you're saying American me no speky lanwedge!!!

In 500 words or less, analyze the pros and cons of your birth, and how you've affected the world historically, politically, economically and socially. Be sure to answer the question in full, and employ TTQA.

I can do it in one; miraculous.

Are you an innie or an outie?

Both at the same time. So innie.

uh Im running out of weird questions to ask so I'll come back later!

Please don't.

 

[Golurks Were Meant to Fly]

Who was your first school friend?

What did you want to do for a job when you were young?

If your teeth were broken because someone was rude and didn't appreciate your questions, and so they broke your teeth, what would you do?

Would you want a twin? What about multiple clones?

Why is your username still squirrel smh?

 

[Squirrel]

THESE ARE SLIGHTLY BETTER.

Who was your first school friend?

A guy named Oli - funny coincidence :D We met through our parents (family friends) so there's not really much to say about it, I can't even remember the meeting or what we did haha. We were still friends up until a year or so ago but haven't seen him in quite a while!

What did you want to do for a job when you were young?

I wanted to be an actor for quite a while... no idea why and I would find it horrible now so old me had bad taste :D

If your teeth were broken because someone was rude and didn't appreciate your questions, and so they broke your teeth, what would you do?

I would post more questions in their thread and hope they were better the second time around. You just about passed.

Would you want a twin? What about multiple clones?

No I'd end up on the run from some weird government scientist thing and have all my clones slowly die out one-by-one as my small child is taken in for testing and I wouldn't even get to wear a cool shirt whilst doing it :(

Why is your username still squirrel smh?

Check the username thread you dope!!! (Swapping to Ozzy :D)

 

[Golurks Were Meant to Fly]

ALRIGHT MORE QUESTIONS

What's that one thing nagging you in the back of your mind right now?

QUICK Name a song and tell me about what it means to you!

Where would you like to visit most in the world?

If you were in a plane crash, and ended up with a bunch of other survivors on a tropical island, what would you do? And what would you do about foreboding sounds you've been hearing at night? What about the polar bears?

 

[Squirrel]

ALRIGHT MORE QUESTIONS

GDI TOM WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME

What's that one thing nagging you in the back of your mind right now?

That I have two exams to be studying for over the next two weeks... I hate that constant reminder it's so depressing :(

QUICK Name a song and tell me about what it means to you!

UHHH... Marina & The Diamonds - Obsessions! It doesn't mean a lot to me but it's the one I have stuck in my head right now and it's a great song :D

Where would you like to visit most in the world?

Denmark so I can stalk my birdy and slap him in his beautiful feathery face.

If you were in a plane crash, and ended up with a bunch of other survivors on a tropical island, what would you do? And what would you do about foreboding sounds you've been hearing at night? What about the polar bears?

Probably kill myself ngl, sounds too much like hard work! I guess I'd just try to gather food/etc and try to get some kind of signal out to any boats that could be crossing nearby? It's hard to say without knowing the situation but that sounds most sensible to me! As for the sounds I'd just make even louder, scarier noises to ward off the ones I hear! And the polar bears will all be tame; I already have a pet one named Polar :D

 

[Krazzikk]

Bonjour something something in French

What's the best thing that's happened to you this week?

What's the worst thing that's happen to you this week?

How did you parents impact your life? What did you learn from them? Do you still have a good relationship with them now?

Can we be friends again?

 

[Squirrel]

Bonjour something something in French

Bonjour, ça va? :D

What's the best thing that's happened to you this week?

My physical chemistry exam went really well :D

What's the worst thing that's happen to you this week?

My organic chemistry exam went really badly :(

How did you parents impact your life? What did you learn from them? Do you still have a good relationship with them now?

Hmm that's a hard question... The relationship part is easy - I have a good relationship with them and always have; I wouldn't necessarily say it's very open/sharing but it's definitely a good relationship and I'm glad for that fact. As for impact/what I've learnt from them I really don't know haha. I guess I've learnt most of what I know about being a human being from them? I'm sure they've taught me much more than I realise and can remember so I'm not sure how to answer this but basically lots XD

Can we be friends again?

We can try! I'd love to but I'm terrible at replying to people/keeping in contact in the best of circumstances so I'd rather not make an empty promise XD

 

[Etherion]

What is your favorite color?

Do you have any pets?

 

[Krazzikk]

More questions, because I know just how much you love answering them!

What was the last song you learned on guitar?

What kind of guitars do you have? (ie. Gibson Les Paul Studio)

Why are you so quirky?

 

[Golurks Were Meant to Fly]

Do you have/want to have any pets?

What's the last game you played? The next game you plan on playing?

Have you enjoyed 2015 so far?

 

[Squirrel]

What is your favorite color?

ORANGE :D

Do you have any pets?

Not right now, no! I had a pet rabbit named Kenny until recently but he died a few months ago so now I'm petless. Definitely would love to get another cute cuddly pet at some point but not sure there'll be a good time for that until I finish uni - I'm never at home for it right now.

More questions, because I know just how much you love answering them!

HATE

What was the last song you learned on guitar?

Arctic Monkeys - Knee Socks, it's super fun to play and sounds great on acoustic :D

What kind of guitars do you have? (ie. Gibson Les Paul Studio)

I have a Fender acoustic, a random acoustic I was givin by my granddad, and two Ibanez electrics! Can't remember the models but yeah :D I used to have way more but got rid of a lot of them haha.

Why are you so quirky?

Because I ate all my green vegetables :D

Do you have/want to have any pets?

READ ABOVE

What's the last game you played? The next game you plan on playing?

Last game was (and still is) Animal Crossing: City Folk! We got it a week or so ago and I've been playing it a lot inbetween study, it's really fun and addictive haha. As for the next game I'm really not sure yet but the one I'm most looking forward to right now is the release of Yooka-Laylee, but unfortunately that's not until 2016 so yeah :(

Have you enjoyed 2015 so far?

Think so! It's my first year (kind of) living with my boyfriend so that's made it pretty great, uni has been interesting this year (though very stressful at points) and I've had a lot of fun elsewhere so it's been a decent year. Right now it's all very bleak and boring from the constant "OMG EXAMS OMG STUDY OMG OMG OMG" going on but that's over in two weeks so... yay for then? XD Can't come soon enough...

 

[Lycanthropy]

One thing I really need to know:

How often do you feel the urge to start dancing uncontrollably?

 

[Golurks Were Meant to Fly]

Boxers or briefs? (don't answer if you don't wanna)

Would you do your own stunts if you were an actor?

Do you have like a stuffed animal or blanket from your childhood? What is it?

Thoughts on Christmas and the whole Santa thing?

Do you believe in a thing called love? JUST LISTEN TO THE RHYTHM OF MY HEART!

 

[Sirfetch’d]

Don't answer this until tomorrow(unless you don't see it until then. but if you see this on wednesday this point is moot. hmm.) ANYWAYS HOW WAS YOUR LAST EXAM?

What Pokemon are you?

If you had a mega evolution what would your stone be?

Why is PT such a fun forum?

 

[Squirrel]

One thing I really need to know:

How often do you feel the urge to start dancing uncontrollably?

Start? I never stop! What's the point in living if you aren't constantly dancing uncontrollably? 8D

Boxers or briefs? (don't answer if you don't wanna)

Boxers - briefs are icky to wear!

Would you do your own stunts if you were an actor?

Depends how safe they are - I don't feel confident enough in my own physical abilities to do dangerous stunts so I'd pass those off but otherwise I think it'd be fun to do my own!

Do you have like a stuffed animal or blanket from your childhood? What is it?

Polar :D I can't believe you don't know this omg. We are no longer friends. Polar is my whole life.

Thoughts on Christmas and the whole Santa thing?

Christmas is the best time of year, everyone's all happy and families are together and presents and snow and cold and Christmas food and yay I love it :D As for Santa I'm not sure what you're asking but no I don't believe in him if that's what you're asking! Wish I did still, sounds like a magical idea :(

Do you believe in a thing called love? JUST LISTEN TO THE RHYTHM OF MY HEART!

WHEN YOU'RE LOW LOW BABY, YOU GOTTA LET ME HEAL YOUR ACHING SOUL!

Don't answer this until tomorrow(unless you don't see it until then. but if you see this on wednesday this point is moot. hmm.) ANYWAYS HOW WAS YOUR LAST EXAM?

IT SUCKED. It was honestly pretty crappy but it was so long ago now that I don't really care any more. Woo :D Thanks for asking!

What Pokemon are you?

I just asked my boyfriend and he said Pachirisu so I'm going with that :D

If you had a mega evolution what would your stone be?

Ozzyiscoolnite, duh!

Why is PT such a fun forum?

Because I'm there ;)

Best and worst experiences with moderating?

Best experience recently was the first week of "Who's That Pokémon?" where over 70 members took part and I was astonished with how popular it became - that was a truly wonderful feeling for such a simple thing haha. Worst experience I'm not sure of... I wouldn't really say I've had many bad experiences with moderating but I guess it's never fun having to send warnings etc and staff discussions in the past have sometimes become a little too heated for comfort so I guess I'd go with those? Otherwise it'd just be general stress over not posting enough when busy with life but that's easily dealt with!

 

[Lycanthropy]

Hi Alex, time to bother you with questions show my interest in your life again.

What do you prefer I'd call you, Alex, Ozzy or Squirrel? (Or something different I've never heard of?)

Speaking of which, how did you get the nickname Ozzy?

How did it take you sixteen days to answer my previous question while you liked the post the same day (or maybe the day after)?

Do you consider flying squirrels as upgraded squirrels? Which do you like more?

Do you even like KFC food?

 

[Squirrel]

Hi Alex, time to bother you with questions show my interest in your life again.

Totally should have read this earlier oops :D

What do you prefer I'd call you, Alex, Ozzy or Squirrel? (Or something different I've never heard of?)

Alex or Ozzy are good! Generally my close friends call me Alex and everyone else that knows me calls me Ozzy but no idea why it's like that, I'm cool with anything from anyone :D

Speaking of which, how did you get the nickname Ozzy?

WELL, basically I'm named after JFK's assassin so it's perhaps not the best nickname ever but oh well! I was in a History class back in secondary school and we were learning about the JFK assassination, and then my best friend at the time Tabby pointed out that I looked incredibly similar to Lee Harvey Oswald (the shooter) and started calling me 'Oswald' all the time, which then gradually got shortened into 'Ozzy' somehow. So yeah, it's a flattering name :D

How did it take you sixteen days to answer my previous question while you liked the post the same day (or maybe the day after)?

I am very good at procrastinating OK :(

Do you consider flying squirrels as upgraded squirrels? Which do you like more?

No, flying squirrels are cool but I will never consider them better than tree squirrels! They're a cool adaptation but land squirrels are the runts of the bunch - they don't even live in trees :( The way I see it, ground squirrels are the base form and they then branched into both tree squirrels and flying squirrels, the former of which are definitely my favourite because they're far more interesting and cute, but flying squirrels I do also appreciate quite a lot :D This is all very rambly and incoherent but basically I could talk for hoooours about this kind of topic so tried to summarise very briefly!

Do you even like KFC food?

KFC itself is kinda sucky it's all way too greasy and I don't really like the spices, but I do love that kind of chicken in general - we have a local one called Tennessee Chicken which is basically the same thing but with different spices and it's soooooo good I love it. Sorry to let down the dictatorship :(

Hello Alex, or Squirrel, or Cake (just mentally strike out the names you don't prefer). I, Bardothren, have decided to do something different. Instead of giving you questions and you give me answers in return, I'm going to give you answers, and you can give questions in return. Shall we see how it goes?

Interesting, I like this idea, let's give it a go! (How PT is this XD)

I'd like more chocolate on that, please.

"How do you like your men?"

Arugula and basil.

"What do you stuff an ice cream sandwich with before feeding it to your kitten?"

Pokemon, of course.

"In what franchise can you use a little keychain to control digital monsters in order to fight them and save the world?"

German chocolate cake.

"What is both chocolatey speaks German?"

One million dollars!

"How much will I have to pay you to answer these questions??"

Batman with a gatling gun.

"How does the last My Little Pony movie end?"

42.

"What is the meaning of... 40+2???"

The enslavement of every Pikachu in Viridian Forest.

"How will we finally get Team KFC Rocket into power?"

Yes.

"Hi Ozzy I think you're the most amazing and wonderful person in the world, do you agree?"