When items go wrong - Pokémon edition

bolmedias14

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    Easy enough to play. Simply choose any item from the entire series of pokémon games and write about how it might 'go wrong.' For example:

    Red uses Max Revive on his fainted Marowak.

    Unfortunately, he was holding it the wrong way round.

    Marowak dies.

    Marowak is dead.

    Marowak's ghost takes permanent residence in the Pokémon Tower.


    Try and be really creative guys.
     
    Gold uses beserk gene on Gyarados....long story short,half of kanto is wiped out
     
    Dawn finds rare candy

    Dawn doesn't even know what a rare candy does and eats it

    Dawn falls on the floor and vomits on a pidgey,

    Pidgey eats some of the vomit and evolves into a pidgeotto
    and pokes dawns eye out
     
    Some geezer uses a burn heal on his pokemon.
    Only to realise he is holding it the wrong way round.
    Geezer is frozen by the burn heal for some time until he is killed by Golds' rabid Gyarados.
     
    XD this is fun. Ash throws master ball onto a ditto. Ditto being rubber has the ball bounce onto ash and now ash is owned by pikachu.
     
    Um giratina is being given the adant orb to holds.The orb being an item of time turns said girtina into the diety of time. Now dialga is the diety of realms. Great.
     
    Gee really. Thats like a law.
    Anyweh um never give the berserk gene to pachirisu. It can result in regions being emptied out. The bad way.
     
    Some trainer gives an adamant orb to Palkia,
    Then suddenly Palkia turned into Half-Palkia half Dialga (Dialkia)
    Then the game does not know who the Pokemon is..
    And it has 4 types.

    The game crashes, And explodes :D
     
    ash uses shinystone on pikachu

    pikachu starts to glow

    turns in to supashinychu

    blinds whole pokemon world with uber bright glow
     
    Gymnotide doesn't know how to use a darn Potion.
    He's tried throwing it at the Pokemon, dropping it on its head, like in Final Fantasy Tactics A2, and having the Pokemon eat it completely.

    Unfortunately, each of the attempts have only resulted in bruises or stomach-aches.

    Finally, Gymnotide realizes that the Potion must be inside the container, so he shakes it up and stabs it, like he does to drink soda.

    And that's the story of how Gymnotide lost his sight.
     
    xDDDDDDD
    xDDDDDD

    Anyway...hmmm

    Trainer gives Pokemon Quick Claw (oh god!)
    Suddenly, everyone and everything gets massive slashes and cuts in it, including the trainer's head.

    Oh dear.
     
    Blaine gives a piece of charcoal to his Rapidash.

    The Charcoal goes to Rapidash's head.

    Rapidash gallops out Cinnabar Gym.

    Then falls in the water then tail and mane is extinguised.

    Then Dies.
     
    Trainer gives a Magnet to Magneton (xDDD)

    The Magnet joins with Magneton to make some random Magnety thingo.

    The Pokedex doesn't recognise this thing and explodes in failure.
     
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