When items go wrong - Pokémon edition

Lucas throws pokeball.
Lucas catches a Geodude.
But the geodude was a costume. It was really a Darkrai.
So a minute Lucas tells geodude-Darkrai to battle, Darkrai rules the world.
Lucas cries and thows a Master ball, backfireing and Causing Lucas to become a Hummon. Now every darkrai has a hummon!
 
Leaf heads to the Unknown Dungeon near Cerulean City.

Leaf throws a Poke Ball at an Electrode. Pokeball was really a Voltorb. Both Pokemon explode and a bunch of rocks cave in onto Leaf. Mewtwo finds Leaf. Seeing all the badges she has and seeing that she is the Champion, he finds a way to "reconstuct" the kid (apparently he has been playing way too much Mother 3).

He then fires the guard in front of Cerulean cave and has his new cyborg-trainer guard the entrance with her cyborg pokemon.
 
Gold uses a master ball on Ho-oh.
he misses and throws it off the biulding.
He was burnt to a crisp
 
You use a max repel

pokemon will be repelled 250 steps

took a step....

wild Arceus appeared! It blasts u wit hyperbeam
took another step

another Arceus!

and another and another and another
hyperbeam after hyperbeam after hyperbeam

until u go blasting off again!
 
Ruby wants to enter his newly-obtained Minun in a Cute Contest. To increase its cuteness, he gives it a sweet PokeBlock. However, the Minun really loves it, so Ruby feeds it another and another until finally the Minun's cuteness is maxed out. However, the Minun's blue begins changing to a reddish-pink color, and becomes a Plusle. Seeing how it was still eligible for a Cute contest, Ruby decides to enter it. But, when he attempts to enter it, he is disqualified from any future contest for painting a Minun to look like a Plusle.

Yeah... Sorry if it wasn't the best X_x
 
you obtained the item fluffy tail. just then, all the wild skitty and glameow start following you. and closer and closer they get, then they pounce and then they eat you!

moral: always remove the catnip from fluffy tails.
 
I acquired a Poison Barb once.

I gave it to my Blastiose, stuffing it in its cannon in a hairbrained scheme.

In the next battle, Blastiose gets confused and accidently used Hydro Pump at me, expelling the Poison Barb at horrifying speed straight at my gut.

...And that's how come I needed to spend a while in hospital getting my appendix removed and recovering from severe poisoning...
 
Silver gives baby Lugia rare candy
Gets it up 65 levels
Is still baby
Silver chucks it away
baby Lugia then uses hyper Beam
BYE BYE
Baby Lugia adopted by Seel
Can now clap hands
 
Wild level 1000 Giratina appears!

Trainer uses master ball

Trainer realises that he's holding it the wrong way!

Trainer is trapped inside the master ball foreva
 
Dawn catches Venusaur in pal park

Dawn takes Venusaur to Move Tutor and has it relearn Vine Whip

Venusaur strangles Dawn

I REALLY like that one.
Now let's kill anime characters more!

Ash gives Dawn the Dusk stone.
Dawn is evolving?
Dawn evolved into arceus!
Dawn killed Ash and now rules the wor- wait, I didn't want that!
Then May turns into giratina and kills Dawn! Now she rules the world!
Now I'm just being ridiculous.
 
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Trainer evoles blissey and eloves into a super mega happy thing!
It has 100 types and the game epolveds
 
specs heatran was woundering alone one day when in discoveres a deepsea scale tooth which mistkakes it for a clampearland makes it impossible for anything to survive (if a poke has will o wisp it is so powerful that it goes right through the poke) anyway long story short a bidoof kills it by using tackle.
 
This is based on something I actually did (only the mishap didn't happen)

R/S/E Trainer uploads Grovyle
D/P/Pt Trainer catches Grovyle, teaches the pokémon Fling and hands him an Iron Ball.
Trainer battles fisherman Joseph on Rt. 205
Go Grovyle!
Grovyle used Fling!
~MISS!!~
Iron Ball keeps going until it crashes into Rad Rickshaw's cyle shop.
Rad Rickshaw cries; Trainer is forced to pay for damages
Trainer sues the Underground Man, the Pal Park, and the guy on route 222 who gave the trainer the TM that taught Fling.
 
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Red goes in grass.

Oak captures a level OVER 9000 Pikachu.

After giving Pikachu a Thunderstone...

...Pikachu evolved into Magikarp.

Red: WTF?
 
Trainer heads to PC with Deoxys in front of party, Porygon-Z in second slot. Trainer wishes to try out Dubious Disc that he/she got from a Spiritomb that was holding it. The Spiritomb was traded over GTS. Trainer inserts Dubious Disc into PC to download program. Instantly, Deoxys and Porygon-Z inexplicably evolve into Missingno. & Decamark respectively, and Bad Eggs replace the rest of Trainer's Pokemon.
Bad Eggs w/Pokerus replace all of Trainer's Pokemon in PC. Missingno., Decamark, and the Bad Eggs replicate themselves to cause damage in cyberspace and the real world. Suddenly, Trainer is slowly eaten by 'M, who popped out of nowhere.

Bill, Celio, Bridgette, Lanette, and Bebe mourn over the destruction and loss of their precious life-long work (the Storage Systems), as well as reports that the Hall of Fame has been mysteriously infiltrated/hacked by Team Rocket, Spiritomb's ugliness is terribly ravaging the world, and the gravest news of all:
that the Pokemon franchise has been irreversibly corrupted due to Digimon :surprised: emerging from the virus frenzy.

Digimon & Pokemon are still awesome!
the digimon thing is funny lol anyway, a trainer wants to go to catch darkrai
in a american diamond and pearl game and he Uses AR to go catch it
in the american version he doesnt realized that he didnt go to the
pokemart to go get the member ship pass then he goes to the ship
and goes to fullmoon island trainer realizes that the darkrai event
is over in america.
 
The Seel that adobted Baby Lugia gave it Master Ball
Baby Lugia throws it at Seel
Baby Lugia is now the first Poke-Trainer!
 
Poke Trainer Lugia uses Pokedoll.It scares away Lugia!
 
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