Who left the milk out? (Roommates)

[Sonata]

Basis of the game is all the members of PC just rented a mansion house together. We're all roommates. Comedy ensues. Pretty simple. I'll start us off.

Who left this milk out?

 

[Astraea]

Archer99 left the milk out

Who used my towel?

 

[Sonata]

Your towel? That's my towel, I've been using it for the past couple days.

 

[DRCM]

How long has this expired milk been in the fridge?

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Ever since Sonata started complaining about it.

Where are the paper towels?

 

[DRCM]

Just use your shirt.

How much pizza do we want?

 

[Sonata]

Enough for everyone to have their own 8 topping 42 inch so uh....let's just make spaghetti.

Who's job was it to do the dishes this week?

 

[DRCM]

Whoever left the milk out.

Can you please keep the toilet seat shut?

 

[Sonata]

I mean is it that big of a deal to close it? I'm just soooo lazy sometimes.

Who recorded 500 episodes of Supernatural? Half of these are the exact same episodes just on a different channel. Come on guys.

 

[Night Watcher]

The same person that left the milk out.

Who left this dead body here in my room to rot? It's stinking up my whole room!

 

[JesteR]

Where am I supposed to leave it, my room?

Who ate the last cookie? I called dibs!

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Not me, I just came home.

Where's my 3DS?

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

No, that's my 3DS. See the Kingdom Hearts case on it?

Whoever desecrated my shrine to Arceus is going to spend a week in Distortion World.

 

[Free Roamer]

*instantly confesses despite being innocent* I did!

*is excited to go to the Distortion World*

 

[Nakala Pri]

Why, because YOU LEFT THE MILK OUT AND YOU WANT TO ESCAPE BEFORE THE AUTHORITIES COME HERE??!! >:(

Why did Pete the Sheep weep? :'(

 

[GreenFlame]

Hey! What did I say about bringing sheep into the house? Now there's sheep tears all over the carpet!

Who's gonna go buy more milk? Seriously, unless someone volunteers to drink this old milk, HURRY UUUUPPPPPP and START THE CARRRRRR!

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

I would, but I can't find the car keys.

Who hid the keys?

 

[GreenFlame]

Obviously the same person who LEFT THE MILK OUT!!

Somebody, find the keys, or Pete the Sheep will be shaved...DURING WINTER
*dun dun DUN*
Seriously, what do you people think the punishment should be for whoever hid the keys and left out the milk?

 

[Yukari]

They should be forced to drink the milk they left out.

Who torrented 1 Terabyte of Dubstep onto my computer? You know I hat that shit.

 

[adventuring]

It's good for studying!

Hey, who left the bathroom floor all soaked? Now my socks are wet :<