Why Did you Break The Vase?

[DestinyBender]

Okay, this is a game called 'Why Did You Break the Vase?'

The rules are simple. All ya have to do is answer this simple question 'Why did you break the vase?'

The first, second, third, forth, etc poster changes the questions, eg. 'Why did you break the lamp?'

You have to come up with a reason why you broke something.

I'll start.

Why did you break the vase?
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[Her]

It wouldn't hold my Crunchy Nuts.

 

[A Pixy]

Simple, I was playing Lacrosse in the house.

Why did you break my DSi?

 

[DestinyBender]

I sort of.. sat on it.

Why did you break the TV?

 

[Åzurε]

I, uh, didn't use the, uh, arm strap on our new Wii.

Why did you break the Jello house? And how?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I didn't like the way it was moving. I had a flamethrower.

Why did you steal the Jello house? And cake?

 

[Timbjerr]

Because my kitteh was hungry. ;_;

Why did you tear down my house?

 

[ShinjisLover]

Because I was feeling rather frisky. =P

Why did you break my chair?​

 

[Jordan]

Cause I think you should get up and exercise more.

Why did you break my heart </3 ? T.T

 

[sanny the hedgehog]

cause i accidentally dropped it

why did you smash the guitar and set the amp on fire? and how?!

 

[bit.trip void]

I didnt make a sound.

Why did you break the water?

 

[Sasuke.]

Because I couldn't chew it. -_-;

Why did you break the peace.

 

[Jordan]

'cause I couldn't take the silence T.T

Why did you break my toenail?

 

[ShinjisLover]

'Cause I 'accidentally' dropped the hammer.

Why did you break my bread?​

 

[Latiace]

I was bored and I had a knife so...

Why did you break my cardboard box? ;_;

 

[Timbjerr]

Because I was sleepy and it looked comfortable. :P

Why did you BREAK my LIFE?
(extra points the anyone that gets this obscure internet reference)

 

[Jordan]

I broke your life because I'm tired of trying to figure out references.

Why did you break my sweater?

 

[aurevesque]

'feels stupid' okay no points.
'cause my nev. told me so.
why'd ya break my bed?
extra points if anyone knows what i'm referring to.

 

[DestinyBender]

I accidently left my Golem in there..

Why did you break my webcam?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Because you aren't going to become famous on YouTube.