STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM
Filled out by: Utahime
Directed at: John Denver
Congratulations! You have been chosen to receive the SIRF, because of some really stupid thing you posted. Please, read the following lines. After reading these lines, take the advice shown. If you are incapable of taking the advice shown because you:
Were dropped on the head as a child
Cannot read
Have fewer than 5 braincells
Cannot count to 5
Or other problems.
Please simply refrain from posting. Ever again.
Thank you for your time. You are a: (check all that apply)
[] Clueless N00b
[x] Lamer
[x] Flamer
[x] Loser
[x] Spammer
[x] Troll
[] Warez Monkey
[] Me too'er
[] Pervert
[] Freak
[] Nerd
[] Racist
[] Rules Lawyer
[] Fanatic
[] Satanist
[] Twit
[] Bully
[] Waste of Skin
[] Crybaby
[] "Expert"
[] Unbearably self-righteous person
[] Rabid chipmunk
[] Person who obviously cannot type, but has been trained to respond to certain characters displayed on a monitor
[] Ultra conservative
[] Ultra liberal
[] Homophobe
[x] Flame-baiter
[] Godmoder
[x] Retard
[x] Pile of Regurgitated Fecal Matter
[] Depressive who can't get over how miserable their life is but still wants to stay but doesn't know if it will be worth it and wants everyone to feel bad for you
[x] Continuity Whore
[] George Rodd Look Alike
[] Uber Anti-Sentite
[] Uber Sentai Snob
Your post was: (check all that apply)
[x] A flame
[] A flame-bait
[x] A waste of bandwidth
[x] Lame
[x] Stupid
[x] Abusive
[] Clueless
[x] Idiotic
[x] Arrogant
[] Malevolent
[] Contemptible
[] Libelous
[x] Ignorant
[] Fanatical
[] Boring
[] Dim
[] Cowardly
[] Deceitful
[x] Demented
[x] Self-righteous
[] Crazy
[] Weird
[x] Hypocritical
[] Loathsome
[] Satanic
[] Despicable
[] Belligerent
[] Mind-numbing
[] Maladroit
[x] Much longer than any thought of which you are capable
[x] Naive
[] Redundant
[] Void of Information
[x] Lacking in Factual Basis
[] Copyrighted by Someone Else
[] Melodramatic
[] 1 sentence
[] Catholic
[] Incomprehensible
[] OMGWTFBBQ?!?!
[] A fanfic worse then Tasha Oliver's
[] A fanfic BY Tasha Oliver
[] Poetry by brandonssexylady
[x] Basically just a ball of suck
Your attention is drawn to the fact that: (check all that apply)
[] You posted what should have been e-mailed or private-messaged
[] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[] You self-righteously impose your political beliefs on others
[] You posted something totally uninteresting
[] You flamed the Standardized Idiot Reply Form
[x] I don't like your tone of voice
[] What you posted has been done before ten million times
[] Not only that, it was also done better the last time
[] You bumped an aged topic which should not have been
[] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[] You started a long, stupid thread
[] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[x] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[] You posted low-IQ trolley
[x] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[] You said "me too" to something
[x] You made no sense
[x] You must have spent your life in a cardboard box to be this clueless
[] You posted in t3h 7331z0rz to look k00wL
[] You posted a message in ALL CAPS
[x] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet
[x] You are a loser
[] This has been pointed out to you before
[] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles
[] You posted inappropriate images (goatze, rotten, tubgirl, etc.)
[] You can't even spam properly
[] You can't use correct grammar, spelling, or punctuation either
[x] You were a mistake and should never have been born
[x] Everyone hates you
[x] Everytime you make a post, God kills a kitten
It is recommended that you: (check all that apply)
[x] Get a clue
[x] Get a life
[] Go away
[] Grow up
[x] Never post again
[] Have your medicine adjusted, if you dot have medicine, get some.
[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[x] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[x] Actually post something relevant
[] Read the Stickies
[] Consume excrement
[] Consume excrement and thus expire
[] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you are doing
[] Consult an older person
[] Ask your daddy if he hit you as a child
[] Get a girlfriend/boyfriend
[] Find someone who would give you attention
[] Stop thinking goatze-esque methods are a cool way to spam
[] Avoid large black men named Sharon
[] Avoid Jimbo, because he wants you
[x] Die
[] Use the search function, dammit
In closing, I'd like to say: (check all that apply)
[] You need to seek psychiatric help
[x] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[] *plonk*
[x] I hate you
[] Most of the above
[x] All of the above
[] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[] You should find a time machine, go back to the date of your birth, and kill yourself.
[] BIZARROWNED! ?
[] JIMBOWNED! ?
[x] You are the weakest link, goodbye
[x] Beans give me gas
[x] Ram this pipe-bomb up your butt and light it
[x] Eat the pipe-bomb instead