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Worst lyrics

Gymnotide

Gymnotide

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    ITT: Reviving this thread because I couldn't find a more recent one.

    What are the worst lyrics you have ever heard?
     
    "We goin to WallyWallyWallyWallyWallyWally World"
    "She in dat lingerie section, she buying pantypantypantypantyhoes!"

    I can't w/ this song. Just...no. No. I can't.
     
    "IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY! EVERYBODY'S LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND WEEKEND. FRIDAY FRIDAY GETTING DOWN ON FRIDAY! EVERYBODY'S LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND!"

    *shot* But yet I still love it...
     
    Jake♫ said:
    "IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY! EVERYBODY'S LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND WEEKEND. FRIDAY FRIDAY GETTING DOWN ON FRIDAY! EVERYBODY'S LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND!"

    *shot* But yet I still love it...
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    You stole my idea. ;___;

    But anyway, ehh... Basically the lyrics to the whole song 'Chacarron Macarron'. I mean, seriously?

    Ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus alsualsualualauusualulus Chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron, chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron chacarron, n chacarron aliluliron chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron
     
    Pretttttttyyyy sure Arkmusic has made worse songs than Friday, actually.

    o3o said:


    You stole my idea. ;___;

    But anyway, ehh... Basically the lyrics to the whole song 'Chacarron Macarron'. I mean, seriously?

    Ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus alsualsualualauusualulus Chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron, chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron chacarron, n chacarron aliluliron chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron
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    Oh, right. That song, heh. I don't think that really counts though since it was made to intentionally be gibberish :3
     
    o3o said:


    You stole my idea. ;___;

    But anyway, ehh... Basically the lyrics to the whole song 'Chacarron Macarron'. I mean, seriously?

    Ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus alsualsualualauusualulus Chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron, chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron chacarron, n chacarron aliluliron chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron
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    And you stole mine. :l

    Oh well I have plenty more options..

    Behold!

    Blackout Crew - Put A Donk On It

    Yeah, yeah it's sick that, yeah that's good.
    Wait hold on a minute, pull it up, stop. You know what you wanna do with that right, you wanna put a bangin' donk on it!
    Yeah, yeah, yeah thats sick. That is sick!
    I can deffinatly drop to that one, all we need now is like a hook like.
    You know what ive got actualy the perfect one.
    Baseline! (Ahh wicked!)
    Put a donk on it.
    Electro! (Ahh that is sick that mate!)
    Put a donk on it.
    Techno! (Ohhh that is good!)
    Put a donk on it.
    Ey, thats good that Tony!
    Ahahah sick!
    Baseline! (Where'd you learn that one)
    Put a donk on it.
    Electro! (Yeah i like that.)
    Put a donk on it.
    Techno! (That one's good.)
    Put a donk on it.
    Donk d-donk donk donk donk.

    Soulja Boy - Yahh

    (Hey, SoulJa Boy, can I get your autograph?) Yahhh, Trick, Yahhh!
    (Yo, Arab, I really like you, man) Yahhh, Trick, Yahhh!
    (Is Collipark) Yah, Yah, Trick, Yah Yahhh!
    (Yeah, I was wonderin, can I be on your next) Yahhh, Yahhh, Trick!

    Get out my face x300 million

    and finally this is just one line, but it. is. awful.

    Chipmunk - Champion

    Life's like an eel but try and get a hold.

    I have more but I'd be here forever.
     
    While not the absolute worst, these lines from Jessie J's Price Tag deserves a mention:
    Everybody look to their left,
    Everybody look to their right.

    ... WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT! What does that have to do with everything you've... "sung" and everything that comes after!?
     
    JU DAH JU DA AH AS!
    JU DAH JU DA AH AS!
     
    To add on to that Friday post above...

    "We we we so excited, we so excited, we looking forward to the wee-uh-kend!"

    Abusing "we" a bit much aren't we? Dammit, there we go again. And again! *Shot with an explosive rifle*
     
    Jenna Rose's OMG has some absoulte gems in it.

    "Beep Beep. Toot Toot. Boom Boom."

    As a side note, Jenna's 12 years old.
     
    lololol My favorite Jenna Rose part is

    "A, B, C. 1, 2, 3. That girl wore her jeans like me.
    I bet she's mad, 'cause I look fab...
    Ha ha ha ha, jack my swag!"

    The 'ha ha ha ha' part makes me so happy.
     
    ~*!*~Tatsujin Gosuto~*!*~ said:
    Any song that is written by Ke$ha because the lyrics are beyond terrible.


    :t354:TG
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    Nah, she's a good song writer if you boil her songs down. Listen to "Crazy Beautiful Life", "The Harold Song" and "Animal".

    The worst lyrics?
    SWAGGER JAGGER. SWAGGER JAGGER. You should get some of your own!
    I mean really. Rebecca Black's songs aren't bad at all, I dont understand all the hate.
     
    ^The Harold Song has nice lyrics :)
     
    "baby, baby, baby, noooooo" yes, its justin bieber.
    and may be the fun pack song. (whichyouhavetofindoutwhatisthatanditsapatecticparodyofbadromancereallyembarrasedbythatsong)
     
    Either Justin Bieber's "Baby" or Rebecca Black's "Friday". Seriously, whoever wrote the lyrics to those songs should be banned from music.

    There's also this song about pants (don't remember the song's title) that I've heard some time ago and... seriously. It's beyond facepalming.
     
    lol Was it Jenna Rose?
    'Cause I posted her earlier.
     
    Gymnotide said:
    lol Was it Jenna Rose?
    'Cause I posted her earlier.
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    Just googled and yup, it's her. Seriously... people tell them they can be singers and they believe.

    Look at these lyrics... And these aren't even the full lyrics. It's... just stupid to write about pants.
    Spoiler:
     
    Anyone else who insults the lyrical, Shakespearean prose of Jenna Rose's 'My Jeans' gets infracted! Srsly.
     
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