You're Banned (Pokémon Style) ! [Remember to make every post Pokémon related!]

banned, cuz the sandstorm was raging and knock off the last of your HP!
 
Banned for being a Grubby Pup and not a Grubbull.
Me: So, where do we find Mew?
Darkpokeball: Hmm....How about we look in the Glitter Castle?
Nineray: But that dungeon is only a myth! How are we supposed to find it?
Darkpokeball: How about we ask the town elder, Torkoal?
Me: Sounds like a good idea. Let's go.
 
Banned for being a playground battler!
Torkoal: The Glitter Castle...Is that the....wait, I forgot.
Me: Urm, you know, the mythical castle where Mew supposedly is?
Torkoal: Oh yes! I do remember that! The Glitter Castle is a moving dungeon. It never stays in one place.
Nineray: How does that work? A dungeon can't just move.
Torkoal: It can if it's in the sky. Mew keeps it up there on a cloud.
Me: How do we get up there?
Torkoal: You ask...uh, what's that fella's name...oh yes! You need to ask Rayquaza to take you there.
Darkpokeball: Where do we find Rayquaza?
Torkoal: You must climb the Sky Summit. It's here *points* on your map.
Me: So we have to climb Sky Summit, get to Rayquaza, ask him how to find Glitter Castle and then go through Glitter Castle to find Mew.
Torkoal: Yes. Good luck and have fun with Rayquaza's temper!
Nineray: Wait, what?
 
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Banned for attempting to go to Rayquaza!

Alakazam: We've just received data. Our rivals are headed towards Rayquaza's domain. Should we attack them?
Me: Nope. The domain is a very hard to reach place, and the domain itself is seriously hard to pass through. They'd be done before they reach the top.
Alakazam: Alright, but Lucario's already been sent up there.
Me: WHAT?! You sent the general there? Oh, no! He's gonna die! Oh, fine. We'll go. For Lucario!
Alakazam: Yes, sir! I'll gather the army. You'd like 3 Pokemon to follow you, sir?
Me: Yes. Go get me the best ones!
Alakazam: Roger!
 
Banned for deserting Lucario.
Me: Hydro Pump! Take that Jumpluff!
Nineray: Quick, go for the stairs!
Darkpokeball: Dark Pulse! Die Banette!
*All go up stairs*
Me: Wait, is this a...?
Nineray: MONSTER HOUSE!
Me: Quick, let's go! *throws down petrify orb and runs up stairs* Alright, we made it this far.
Nineray: Who's that? *points to Lucario, sitting down nursing wounds*
Me: I don't know, but it doesn't look like its in good condition. *walks over to Lucario* Hey, are you alright?
Lucario: Yes, I'm fine....Just a little battered, that's all.
Darkpokeball: Try to stand up.
Lucario: Ow! I can't.
Me: Here, take this. *feeds Sitrus Berry*
Lucario: I feel better now. Thank you! Now how can I repay you...Oh, I know! How about I go with you to the top?
Me: Sounds good. *recruitment jingle plays*
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That was a lengthy response. xD
 
Urgh...you're banned for recruiting Lucario!

Alakazam: Sergeant, this is terrible! Lucario's been taken hostage!
Me: WHAT?! You've forced my hand...Zekrom, I call upon you!
Zekrom: Now, what are your ideals? I am ready to help.
Me: Lucario's been take hostage, and I need you to stop them! Zekrom, I ask for your Bolt Strike!
Zekrom: And that shall happen. But who are these people that I should attack?
Me: Alakazam, can you explain that?
Alakazam: Yes. They're an exploration team headed to the top of this very dungeon.
Me: What? Why didn't you tell me? Because now...I know who to hit! LUCARIO, YOU TRAITOR!!
Zekrom: Lucario's our target now? Well, I shall call upon Reshiram instead. He's a lot better at defeating Steel-types than me.
Me: Then get him here!
Reshiram: Zekrom, what's the issue? I'm sure the truth is that it's because of a fellow's ideals, right?
Zekrom: Exactly. I need your Blue Flare to hit a Lucario that's about to go to the top of this exact dungeon.
Reshiram: Affirmative. You have my word! And that is the truth.
 
*Reshiram heads off*
RESHIRAM: Prepare to be stopped! Including you, Lucario...
DARKPOKEBALL: Wait..what?!
LUCARIO: Oh no...it's the legendary fire pokemon Reshiram!
COSMOTONE: WE'RE SCREWED!
RESHIRAM: FUSION FLARE!
LUCARIO, DARKPOKEBALL, and COSMOTONE: Aaaah! IF THAT HITS, WE'RE TOAST!
*everyone teleports to the next floor*
NINERAY: Hai everyone! I found the staircase before the flare could hit you!
DARKPOKEBALL: Let's get to Rayquaza quick! There's an angry Reshiram after us!
*everyone runs*
 
Banned for showing Reshiram using Fusion Flare.

Reshiram: They ran away, sir.
Me: Huh...Fine, let's just do this the basic way.
Zekrom: You mean...
Me: Yes, the normal chase.
Reshiram: Aw, man! In that case, I'm leaving.
Zekrom: Yeah, me too! It's boring!
Alakazam: I guess they hate that. But they didn't know, right?
Me: Yup. Alakazam! Teleport me, please!
Alakazam: Affirmative. Heading out to the top!
 
BANNED! because we're nearly at Rayquaza!
LUCARIO: Huff puff! There's the last staircase! Once we ascend, we'll be at Rayquaza!
RAINY GARDEN OF FIRE: BOOM! It's me! PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!
ALAKAZAM: And make it double!

DARKPOKEBALL: Monkey feathers!
COSMOTONE: Oh my gosh, look! It's Zuko's Mom!
*RAINY GARDEN OF FIRE and ALAKAZAM look*
NINERAY: Go! Go! Go!

*We all ascend the staircase.*

RAYQUAZA: zzzz....oh, dialga, stay away...*snort*...oh...you...keheheh
DARKPOKEBALL: So...who wants to wake him up?
 
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Banned for having Typhlosion in your avatar and signature!

Rayquaza: Urf...the temporal...power...will...die.
Me: He seems troubled. Alakazam, shock him out of it!
Alakazam: Affirmative.
ZING!
Rayquaza: Urrgh...what is it now?
Me: Well, an intruder came in, and they needed help.
Rayquaza: Urf...Well, the issue is, I'm setting up war.
Me: Say whaaat? A war? Is Dialga making trouble again?
Rayquaza: Uh...yeah.He's broken this location down. Luckily, I have some pieces of ozone to fill it in. And he'll die.
Me: Say WHAAAT?! No way! I won't let you do so! Then the whole universe's gonna freeze in time! So, what would we do, huh?
Rayquaza: If you'd like a fight, then a fight will be done.
Me: Uh...Alright! We'll take the challenge!
DarkPokeBall: Uh, can we talk now?
Me: No, and you can't ask for his help. What do you even need anyway?
DarkPokeBall: Uh...We'd like to be sent over to a place. Do you need the co-ordinates?
Me: Yeah.
Rayquaza: Enough! We'll have to fight! Or you're my competitor.
Me: Alright, alright! Kyurem, Zekrom! I require your assistance!
Kyurem: A fusion? Awesome!
Zekrom: Oh no, not another one...
Me: True. Zekrom! Convert yourself!
Zekrom: This again?
BZZZT!
Kyurem: Awesome! Time to fuse!
BZZZT! BOOM!
Me: Now, Black Kyurem! Attack the Rayquaza! Outrage!
Black Kyurem: Aw, yeah! Time for the attack!
BOOM!
Rayquaza: Gah! You-you...urrgh...
Me: Now, DarkPokeBall, what's the co-ordinates to the location?
DarkPokeBall: In truth, there's no such thing as one for this place. It moves around so many times, it switches co-ordinates every second.
Me: I'd say...Mew's domain is the place. Alakazam! Teleport the group now! To Mew's domain!
Alakazam: Sir, yes sir!
DarkPokeBall: Thanks!
Me: I guess this is it. Everything's done now.
Alakazam: True.
 
Banned because you have Marlon in your avatar and your signature.

(And yes, but the Japanese one.)
 
Banned because you use Oshawott!

(And yet, I use it too! I'd say it's the best one! It can even defeat Serperior as a Samurott! Megahorn, that's why.)
 
Banned cause I have never realized how epic Ponyta was until i remembered one of my platinum playthroughs

Me:ugh... Where are we?
Cosmo: Is this where i think it is?
Darkpokeball: Yes its Mews Glitter Castle,
Me: Alright then lets start going up t- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Cosmo: Nineray what ha-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Darkpokeball: Nineray Cosmo stop playing ar-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
???- Good they're knocked out for a while, now to wait until they wake up....
 
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