You're Banned (Pokémon Style) ! [Remember to make every post Pokémon related!]

[darkpokeball]

*approaches ??? and fires trang*
???: Oh my...I feel...dizzy...
DARKPOKEBALL: Hey, how about declaring me as the official composer now?
???: urg...sure, whatever you want...larry
DARKPOKEBALL: *after changing name to larry* MWA HA HA! Chainsaw Meowth, do you have the apricorns?
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Why, yes I do!
DARKPOKEBALL: Great, now we need to go into an alternate universe. We must go to the universe where pokemon do not exist...where the chosen one is a 12-year-old boy who has a relationship with a female eskimo!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Wait...our alternate dimension device is broken.
DARKPOKEBALL: How do we fix it?
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: You must ban someone for a pokemon related reason!
DARKPOKEBALL: *looks at above poster* BANNED! for not liking Raichu!

 

[Hikamaru]

Banned because we all love Starter Pokemon.

 

[MidiMasterShiro]

Banned for including only starter Pokemon.

 

[darkpokeball]

*bzzzat* Banned! Because my evil plan is nearing completion!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: You stole that little brats powers rather fast.
DARKPOKEBALL: Heck yeah! Now I control all the Shibuya Game players and I have power over the elements!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: What next?
DARKPOKEBALL: We need to capture Dialga and Palkia. Once they're captured, we're good as new.
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: ANd just for extra safety...ALL ABOVE POSTERS! YOU'RE ALL PERMANANENTLY BANNED FOR BEING A POTENTIAL HAZARD WHEN IT COMES TO CAPTURING DIALGA AND PALKIA!

 

[diab_low]

Your banned cos of Chainsaw Meowth

 

[Hikamaru]

Banned because Chainsaw Meowth is my Oshawott's rival.

 

[diab_low]

Banned cos Your oshawott needs to visit PTA

 

[Hikamaru]

Banned because this Oshawott wants to know, what is PTA?

 

[google123]

banned cause we aint gonna tell ya
yo could google it up

 

[Gerokunz]

Banned because your avatar is Arcanine, my Wooper can beat it easily.
:)

 

[diab_low]

Banned cos Wooper is just as useless as Stunfisk and Magicarp

 

[darkpokeball]

BANNED! because I have captured Dialga!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Purrfect! Now we just need Palkia!
DARKPOKEBALL: We might actually succeed...whoa.
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Why so surprised?
DARKPOKEBALL: Just...we've never gotten this far before. *tears of happiness* MY EVIL PLAN IS COMING TRUE!

 

[Cosmotone8]

Banned for mimicking Cyrus.... He must have brainwashed you or something

 

[Altix]

Banned for not being snivy despite previous bans.

 

[Nineray]

Banned cause i caught Palkia good luck taking over the world now darkpokeball

 

[darkpokeball]

Banned cause i caught Palkia good luck taking over the world now darkpokeball

BANNED! because you ruined my fantasticly evil plan :(
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: We got so far too...
DARKPOKEBALL: What if we just steal Palkia?
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: ARE YOU CRAZY?!
DARKPOKEBALL: Remember, I'm the composer AND I control teh four elements...me vs Cosmotone and Palkia...we can win!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: I like the way you think...

 

[Hikamaru]

Banned because Colress shipping with Mei has become quite popular with Pokemon fandom right now.

 

[darkpokeball]

BANNED! because you're delaying the coming-soon epic showdown of Darkpokeball/Meowth vs Nineray/Palkia..

 

[Nineray]

Banned cause she will miss our Showdown lets show them Palkia
Palkia:WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
But corless is like 20 and mei is like not over the age of 18 so Hikari10 your argument is invalid cause porygon z likes pineapples. Therefore i ban darkpokeball twice

 

[darkpokeball]

Meowth, let's go! Dead people of Shibuya, your mission is to help me take down Nineray and palkia! Fail, and face erasure!
*1000 spirits, A meowth with a chainsaw, and I[with elemental powers] charge towards Palkia*
And just to be sure Nineray won't interfere...
NINERAY! You're banned because you have the ability to help Palkia!