You're Banned (Pokémon Style) ! [Remember to make every post Pokémon related!]

Banned because you're blocking my way.
 
BANNED! because there are too many dirty Pokemon jokes!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Ekans is snake backwards, Arbok is kobra backwards...
DARKPOKEBALL: Shut it! We've all heard that joke a million times!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Does anyone else find it ironic that Metapod can--
DARKPOKEBALL: la la la! I'm not listening!
 
BANNED! for not liking Ursaring!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Hey, did you know that---
DARKPOKEBALL: Please stop with the puns!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Sorry. I didn't mean to PICHU you!
DARKPOKEBALL: ...that doesn't make any sense.
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: I was going to replace the word 'offend' with a pokemon's name that sounds like 'offend...' How come there isn't a pokemon whose name sounds like the word offend?!
DARKPOKEBALL: Let me get this straight: You wanted to pun on the word offend, realized it wouldn't work, so you just said Pichu.
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: ...I could've thought it out a bit more :(
 
BANNED! for insulting the daily conversatoins between me and my Meowth!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: You mean to tell me you've never let loose and let your words become a bit stupid around close friends? You must be fun at parties.
DARKPOKEBALL: Meowth! What did I tell you about trolling?! Now, I ban you so nobody has to listen to us argue ever again!
CHAINSAW: You can ban Meowth...but you can't ban me!
DARKPOKEBALL: Wait...did that chainsaw just come to life? *gets cut in half*
 
BANNED! because I seem to be the only one that is super excited to get my grubby hands on Pokemon X and Y!
CHAINSAW: if they're so grubby, why don't you wash them?
DARKPOKEBALL: How long until Meowth's ban wears off? It's extremely awkward to talk to a living chainsaw.
 
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