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You're obsessed with Pokemon when...

94. You invent your own characters so you don't fight over who gets Ash, Brock, Tracey, and the Gym Leaders so often
95. You play the Pokemon songs on every instrument you can get your hands on
96. You find yourself singing the Route 1 theme when you walk (guilty)
97. You do Brock's "But I wanna doughnut!" scream every time you pass a doughnut place.
98. Your calculator is affectionately named "Dexter"
99. You hope this list makes it to 1,000 reasons
100. You clench #100 on the list!
 
101.you cry in the corner of the room because you didn't get #100
102.you cry out "mega kick!!" in the middle of karate class(guilty)
103.you have every pokemon movie recorded on vhs and dvd.
104.you've watched every anime apisode and you can quote at least one line from each episode.
 
105. Every time you write an 'L' it comes out looking like the symbol on Ash's classic hat
106. You've always written 'L's like that
107. The principal/dean at your school considers your stash of Poke Balls concealed weapons
108. You have two VCRs: one to tape the new episodes off of Kids WB, the other to tape the classic episodes off of Cartoon Network
109. You go through a $50 printer cartridge printing Pokemon pictures
110. You decorate all the water molecules in your science book to look like Marill faces
 
I'll tell you what I'm guilty of
When you fall head over heels in love with someone from the show
You get excited when you hear the word Pokemon on a show or movie.
You memorized all the theme songs. (in English and Japanese, I just need to do Rival and Ready, Go
I can imitate a perfect Ash
105 YKWYOWP when you pair up a main character's Pokemon nanny with a female Johto gymleader (guilty)
106 When you make up ships for people at your school and compare their relationship to people from Pokemon (very guilty)
107 When you cut your hand as a sacrifice when you cant watch Pokemon that day (guilty)
108 When you like three Pokemon pics so much you make them translucent and use them as wallpaper together
109 When people call you by your internet username instead of your real name
110 When the computer at school has PokeCommunity under the most often looked up sites (guilty)
111 When you have an outfit for many of the Pokemon trainers (guilty)
 
We should be at 117...

anyway...

118. You're about to give an important speech, but the words just come from your mouth: "That's right! I hereby declare to the Pokemon of the world..."
119. You practice the character's Poke Ball tosses underwater since you're not that graceful on land
120. Your mom is constantly threatening to break your 2 B A Master CD because you play it so much
 
121.your mom presses your pokemon face cutter in your waffles for you every morning.
122.you have at least 400 hours on all your games
123.you say everyone you meet looks like someone from the anime
 
124. You wish Brock could fix you your lunch every day
125. Monotonous noises like engines idling or water dripping are starting to sound like the Kanto theme song to you
126. You wonder why Pokemon duels don't take place in the school gym
127. You teach the school band the Red/Blue opening
128. You've acquired Ash's eating habits
129. You play with your food pretending the food is Pokemon (i.e. chicken-Blaziken; ketchup-Flamethrower; salad-Venusaur; dressing-Solarbeam)
130. Your baby brother's/sister's first words aren't 'mama' or 'dada', they're "Gotta catch'em all!"
 
121. You Write A Report On How Blastoise Produces Water Instead Of Your Homework Report
122.You Stop Eating And Sleeping To Go To Every Pokemon Site ON The Planert.
 
133. You buy the Pokemon Pop-Tarts even though you don't like cherry Pop-Tarts (which was the only flavor they had).
134. You force yourself to eat said Pop-Tarts.
135. Your eyes intantly snap to everything and anything Pokemon that is in the store you just entered. Even if the item is hidden from your plane of view. O.o
 
136.you want them to teach pokemon battles in school
 
???. When you have more than 20 GB of hard drive space dedicated to Pokemon media and text. (guilty, I have 30GB of pokemon stuff).
 
I believe we are at...136?
137-You have multiple decks of the card game ready to play (me)
138-you've purposly skipped school to go see the movie on opening day (me)
139-You freaked out when Ash never expressed his feelings for Misty when they split up (I was FURIOUS with Ash for being such a moron...)
140-You cheer Brock on when he's flirting with the ladies (come on, you know you do!)
141- (not too sure if this was taken...) You can sing the entire 'Gotta catch them all' song they sang at the end of most episodes (I've memerized 50% of it...)
142-You have cards no one has even heard of (like the Shining Steelix I own. No one I know who collects them knows of them...)
143-You can point out things in the show that no one else notices (like in the second episode of pokemon. When Jesse (or is it james...) fishes for the wanted poster, Jesse's 'black shirt' isn't on the poster, yet is on her...)
 
144. You start associating numbers with Pok?mon.
145. You use terms like "Good Rod", "Super Rod", and "Old Rod" to refer to fishing rods.
146. You want to start a petion to get a Pok?mon Center in the city where you live.
147. Your computer has not one, but two folders full of Pok?mon pictures.
148. You visit Japanese Pok?mon web sites, even if you barely understand the language.
149. You set the alarm clock to alert you when the anim? starts showing on your local television.
150. You learned to type the character "?" through frequent use of the word "Pok?mon".
151. When you see this number you think of a certain, pink-coloured, cat-like legendary Pok?mon.
 
you start writing every word that is also a pkmn move with capitals
you sing pkmn music while walking to school
you make pkmn sounds when you do real-life activities
you start quoting from Trainers
 
Wow, this thread has grown a lot in a day...

157. You memorize each stat (including IV's+EV's) for all the Pokemon in your game.
158. You know exactly which Pokemon gives you how much EV.
 
159. You own the Pokemon N64
160. You're dissecting fishes in science class, and you can't stop thinking about Magikarp and Goldeen
 
161. When you fish and you got a carp you see if it's not gold, and if it has any gold thingies you don't allow to kill it for Christmas (at least in my country) and each day you are looking if it not transformed into a red sea-snake
 
162. Of your family's vacation to New York, all you remember is spending 200+ dollars at the Pokemon Center and seeing Pokemon Live!
163. You have "I heart Ash" on all your notebooks
164. You carve your favorite shippings into a tree
165. You fight with shippers over who Ash should be with
166. You have a Pikachu Beetle in your garage
167. The liscence plate on said PikaBug has something to do with Pokemon (i.e. 'PKMNFAN', 'ASHNMSTY', etc.
 
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