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CHIKORITA vs. CYNDAQUIL NOOB [ an epic ]

BeachBoy

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  • before I begin: all you cyndaquil lovers are noobs, real men use chikorita.

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    Sweaty and exhausted after a long and harsh journey to Mr. Pokemon (I did manage to get Oak's number though, such a player ;D), Ryan is encountered by a red-haired dirt bag. Our eyes make contact and before we realize it, our pokemon are in a heated battle of leers, tackles, and mindless critical impacts.

    Chikorita starts off the clash with a nasty tackle,
    but Cyndaquil attacks back with a critical hit!

    Once again, I tackle with force,
    but Chiko is crit yet again! (real men can stand crits too)

    Then Cyndaquil uses leer as I crit him with a ferocious tackle.

    The battle rages on, we both are bleeding red (low HP bar says hi), and red-haired dirt bag taunts me a little bit.

    THE GAME-CHANGING TURN.

    For the entire battle, Chikorita was faster and winning, but for this ONE turn, Cyndaquil is faster and wins with a lame tackle. :/
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    CYNDAQUIL IS A CHEAP SON OF A BISCUIT.
    ALL OF YOU THAT PICKED IT ARE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PEOPLE.

    I'LL BE BACK.
     

    Fire Wolf

    it's as humid as a sauna, boy!
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  • I picked it, because Typhlosion is simply awesome. I ain't horrible. Lern 2 use Potions nub xD.
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    CYNDAQUIL ALL THE WAY 8D!
     

    Lucy

    ☂snow fairy, don't say goodbye
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  • I'm going with Chikorita once I get my SoulSilver (b' ')b And I was gonna go with Cyndaquil on my imported SS, but because I instead went with Totodile, I went with it on HG o3o

    /everyone knows Totodile pwns Chikorita anyday
     

    Sydian

    fake your death.
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  • I'm going with Chikorita since I've used the other two on my copy of SS.

    And I am NOT a dirt bag! >:C
     

    Serene Grace

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  • Well, I'm picking Cyndaquil and there's nothing you can do about it. Obviously real men use fire types. XD;
     

    BeachBoy

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  • I always used to think as a kid that totodile was for disconnected people. It was such a far thought and no-one except this loner @ my kid rec used it, so I guess that's where it came from. XD;

    So yeah, loner toto is a-okay, cynda is a sin, duh.

    and watch your tongue lucy, don't make me sick light wind chiko on yu. >:O
     
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    IM PICKING CYNDAQUIL CAUSE I'M TRADING MY TOTODILE. YEAH

    Chikorita sucks anyways
     

    BeachBoy

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  • Well, I'm picking Cyndaquil and there's nothing you can do about it. Obviously real men use fire types. XD;
    brb, bringing Serene Grace up for demotion.
     
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    On a second thoguht, I'm gonna choose Chikorita. I need a good grass type and I want Magcargo in my team. :3
     

    Samme!

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    If I get Soul Silver I'll be picking Chikorita :3



    but i chose cyndaquil for hg ]:
     

    Superjub

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  • I'm using Chikorita. :3 Chickorita and Meganium are awesome (and cute)! :D
     

    Wish

    No spoils for the meek.
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    I'm using Cyndaquil on SoulSilver and Totodile on HeartGold, because Chikorita is FTL. :D
     
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  • BeachBoy;bt39299 said:
    I always used to think as a kid that totodile was for disconnected people. It was such a far thought and no-one except this loner @ my kid rec used it, so I guess that's where it came from. XD;
    Thanks. Now I'm going to play SS with a full round of self-respect...;_;
     
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  • I got Chikorita :3
    Im even using the Chikorita stylus I have. I could have used the Cyndaquil one, or even the Totodile one. BUT NO.

    I USED THE CHIKORITA ONE <333
     
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