CHIKORITA vs. CYNDAQUIL NOOB [ an epic ]

[BeachBoy]

before I begin: all you cyndaquil lovers are noobs, real men use chikorita.

VS

Sweaty and exhausted after a long and harsh journey to Mr. Pokemon (I did manage to get Oak's number though, such a player ;D), Ryan is encountered by a red-haired dirt bag. Our eyes make contact and before we realize it, our pokemon are in a heated battle of leers, tackles, and mindless critical impacts.

Chikorita starts off the clash with a nasty tackle,
but Cyndaquil attacks back with a critical hit!

Once again, I tackle with force,
but Chiko is crit yet again! (real men can stand crits too)

Then Cyndaquil uses leer as I crit him with a ferocious tackle.

The battle rages on, we both are bleeding red (low HP bar says hi), and red-haired dirt bag taunts me a little bit.

THE GAME-CHANGING TURN.

For the entire battle, Chikorita was faster and winning, but for this ONE turn, Cyndaquil is faster and wins with a lame tackle. :/

CYNDAQUIL IS A CHEAP SON OF A BISCUIT.
ALL OF YOU THAT PICKED IT ARE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PEOPLE.

I'LL BE BACK.
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[Fire Wolf]

I picked it, because Typhlosion is simply awesome. I ain't horrible. Lern 2 use Potions nub xD.

CYNDAQUIL ALL THE WAY 8D!

 

[BeachBoy]

i dun use items nub, i r real batlur.

nub, jus nub. u nub.

 

[Lucy]

I'm going with Chikorita once I get my SoulSilver (b' ')b And I was gonna go with Cyndaquil on my imported SS, but because I instead went with Totodile, I went with it on HG o3o

/everyone knows Totodile pwns Chikorita anyday

 

[Jordan]

What if I pick Totodile? :o

Edit: In a way, beat by ^. But yeah, I'm going with Totodile to complete my collection of Johto starters. o3o;

 

[Sydian]

I'm going with Chikorita since I've used the other two on my copy of SS.

And I am NOT a dirt bag! >:C

 

[Serene Grace]

Well, I'm picking Cyndaquil and there's nothing you can do about it. Obviously real men use fire types. XD;

 

[BeachBoy]

I always used to think as a kid that totodile was for disconnected people. It was such a far thought and no-one except this loner @ my kid rec used it, so I guess that's where it came from. XD;

So yeah, loner toto is a-okay, cynda is a sin, duh.

and watch your tongue lucy, don't make me sick light wind chiko on yu. >:O

 

[Spinosaurus]

IM PICKING CYNDAQUIL CAUSE I'M TRADING MY TOTODILE. YEAH

Chikorita sucks anyways

 

[BeachBoy]

Well, I'm picking Cyndaquil and there's nothing you can do about it. Obviously real men use fire types. XD;

brb, bringing Serene Grace up for demotion.

 

[BeachBoy]

Spino, you used to be cool. what happened to you.

 

[Spinosaurus]

On a second thoguht, I'm gonna choose Chikorita. I need a good grass type and I want Magcargo in my team. :3

 

[BeachBoy]

atta boy

join the grass side

 

[Samme!]

If I get Soul Silver I'll be picking Chikorita :3



but i chose cyndaquil for hg ]:

 

[.Gamer]

I am now the proud owner of

BeachBoy the (male) Chikorita.

 

[Superjub]

I'm using Chikorita. :3 Chickorita and Meganium are awesome (and cute)! :D

 

[Sublime]

Chikorita all the way, man. MINE'S NAMED MICHELLE ;D;

 

[Wish]

I'm using Cyndaquil on SoulSilver and Totodile on HeartGold, because Chikorita is FTL. :D

 

[Jordan]

I always used to think as a kid that totodile was for disconnected people. It was such a far thought and no-one except this loner @ my kid rec used it, so I guess that's where it came from. XD;

Thanks. Now I'm going to play SS with a full round of self-respect...;_;

 

[Lady Gaga]

I got Chikorita :3
Im even using the Chikorita stylus I have. I could have used the Cyndaquil one, or even the Totodile one. BUT NO.

I USED THE CHIKORITA ONE <333