Say something scandalous about the above user

[_confused_piplup_]

The user above doesn't know the holy techniques of piplup's swimming style!

 

[StCooler]

The user above shouldn't swim while she's still confused 😔

 

[ReKoil]

The user above volunteered to be a lifeguard at the beach 😱

 

[Duck]

The user above believes that lifeguards are scandalous

 

[StCooler]

The user above pays a lifeguard whenever he goes to his own swimming pool in his garden!

 

[_confused_piplup_]

The user above doesn't like swimming pools!

 

[Megan]

The user above has a swimming pool inside a swimming pool!

 

[Starlight]

The user above is a swimming pool that has stolen a human's identity.

 

[ReKoil]

The user above is actually a humanoid spaceship filled with a miniaturized crew of star based lightforms, sent to observe the humans of earth! 😱 😉

 

[StCooler]

The user above believes that science fiction is fiction 😔

 

[Megan]

The user above has a giant black box standing in the middle of his room!
Nobody will get this. ^^"

 

[ReKoil]

The user above has employed The Silence to keep the FG chocolate stash a secret!

 

[StCooler]

The user above wouldn't even eat said chocolate, he would freeze it!

 

[Megan]

The user above secretly wants chocolate ice cream!

 

[_confused_piplup_]

The user above eats 10 of them everyday!

 

[StCooler]

The user above eats chocolate ice creams in Winter and drinks hot chocolate in Summer!

 

[ReKoil]

The user above has to start preparing for his ski vacation in the middle of summer!

 

[Megan]

The user above never has to prepare for ski vacations!

 

[_confused_piplup_]

The user above likes to destroy other people's snowmen with her hammer!

 

[StCooler]

The user above tried to soften the user above her by making a snow-hammer!